Sunday, August 12, 2012

Ron Weinland Brags That Satan and His Demons Sit In On His Sermons To Learn The Truth

The arrogance that comes from Ron Weinland's lips is truly amazing.  Is this man so mentally unbalanced that he believes this stupidity?

J___ said “A prideful haughty hypocrite, selfishly accusing others of being deceived by Satan”.
And those sitting in Ron’s basement tomorrow afternoon will be doing just that.
Earlier this year Ron just happened to mention that Satan and his demons sit in on all his sermons to learn the latest “truth”.
Will Satan be present in Ron’s basement tomorrow afternoon-Or will he just send one of his demons to take notes?
(From Mike's blog: From The Frying Pan Into The Fire)


Lake of Fire Church of God said...

The real question that we all want to know the answer to is, “Will Satan be listening to Ron Weinland as he mumbles to himself while he, Bubba and the rest of the chain gang pick up litter along the highway in their orange prison jump suits?”


Anonymous said...

Is Ron saying that he is INCAPABLE of exorcising Satan from the Sabbath meeting hall? Or is he saying that he COULD banish Satan, but that he LIKES to have Satan around, influencing Weinland and the other PKG brethren?

Anonymous said...

It was mentioned that: "...Earlier this year Ron just happened to mention that Satan and his demons sit in on all his sermons to learn the latest “truth”..."


Based upon Ron's track record of what he has been preaching we've heard lots of lies.

Satan is the father of lies (John 8:44). When sin is involved, Satan is there:

"He that committeth sin is of the devil..." I John 3:8

Perhaps Ron does have "company" with him in that basement, because James said this:

"Do ye think that the scripture saith in vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?" James 4:5

If "truth" came out of Ron's mind and mouth, might have the power to replace that "truth" with lies? Does Satan have such power and the will to do such a thing?

"And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will." 2 Tim 2:26

Has Ron been taken captive at Satan's will? Will he be held captive in prison? Were lots of lies involved?

Time will tell...


Douglas Becker said...


Time's up!

Anonymous said...

Yep, Satan, Casper, and the tooth fairy, they all sit in to hear the news about what else is happening in fantasyland. Thankfully none of what he says is happening anywhere else, such as the real world, the one where we all live.

Allen C. Dexter said...

Dualism, which came out of Babylon for the most part with zoroastrianism, gave us both a sky fairy and a hellish pit fairy. One is about as real as the other.

That's all I'm going to waste any time saying.

Douglas Becker said...

It does appear that the server is down with a 500 Server Error this afternoon.

Maybe the demons took umbrage.

Byker Bob said...

I'm sure that Satan is monitoring Ron's activities and continuing to mentor and inspire Ron.

There comes a point at which a preacher's activities become so ridiculous that the example foments apostasy, and not from their little group of loyalists who seem to stick with them no matter what! Logically thinking outsiders decide that if this is the stuff they have to believe in order to have a relationship with God, it's all a cartoon.


Anonymous said...

"Ron Weinland Brags That Satan and His Demons Sit In On His Sermons To Learn The Truth"

Wrong yet again, Wineland. That definitely is not why Satan and his demons sit in on your sermons.

The real reason that Satan and his demons sit in on your sermons is to learn how to tell even bigger, more outrageous fibs without giggling.

Douglas Becker said...

The demons seem to have relented.

The server is rolling again.


Assistant Deacon said...

Weinland is a joke. Let him preach; the more he says, the more obvious it is how completely detached from reality he is.

Douglas Becker said...

"Satan and the demons" would make a great name for a rock group.

Are you sure it's not already taken?

By a heavy death metal Christian Rock Group?

Chri$tian Mu$ic at its best.

Anonymous said...

That sounds about right, Satan and the Demons may be the only audience he has left!

Anonymous said...

I watched some of both the opening ceremonies and closing ceremonies of the London Olympics.
Can anyone say, "PAR-TAY!"?

I think it's about time that Christians throw Satan an even more elaborate party! Satan certainly deserves it.
After all, how far would Christians be without their "Satan" to blame and introduce every which-way possible in selling their religion?
Not very far.

Such a party for Satan would bring a greater unity within Christendom, too!

I can just imagine Ron Weinland, the Pope, Creflo Dollar, Billy Graham, a monster with 3 heads(of Joyce Meyer/John Hagee/Perry Stone) attached to a giant butt, Rod Meredith, Ken Copeland, Tim Tebow, Dave Pack, Stephen Baldwin, and others, all holding hands and dancing in a congratulatory circle around Satan, and then they'd tighten up the circle in a big group hug.

In Olympic ceremony style, Joel Osteen will be suspended by wires, flying over the event with his super bright teeth illuminating the event, obviating the need for any other sources of light.

Christian Katy Perry will sing the Johnny Cash classic, "Ring of Fire", while fireworks shoot out from her bra-apparatus and surround Satan with an actual sparkly ring of fire.

Such a tribute to Satan is long overdue, and it's about time that Christians listen to the Holy Spirit and get jiggy with it.


Dave said...

It's official--he's nuts as well as being a thief and a liar.

Anonymous said...

We don't sit in on his sermons to learn the truth. We already know the truth.

We sit there to admire how well he executes the moves we taught him.

Marco DeBeest (formerly known as Legion)