Thursday, January 31, 2013

Ron Weinland: Church Needs to Fast to Break the Shackles and Bring in 63,000 COG Members

Ron Weinland, convicted felon, and narcissistic cult leader of a shrinking harlot daughter of the Worldwide Church of God has released one last letter before he finds his pathetic lying rear end in prison.

January 31, 2013
It struck me today that tomorrow will be exactly four years to the day that God’s Church entered into a two-day fast. This past Sabbath, a one-day fast was called, but rather than setting aside a specific day for this fast, it was recommended that over the following week each person set aside a day best suited to them in which to enter this fast.
The Weinerdude thinks he is on par with Esther from Jewish history.  The fast that he has called will be just as powerful and remember like Esther’s was.

Preceding that special fast of four years ago, a sermon series was given that covered the story of Esther in which she told her uncle Mordecai to request of the Jewish people in Persia that they fast for three days for their deliverance. It is an incredible story of how God delivered them and the fact that they so humbled themselves in fasting for such a long length of time. That event is commemorated, even to now, in the Jewish holiday of Purim.

That two-day fast of four years ago began on the weekly Sabbath of January 31, 2009, and the sermon given that day was entitled, “A Great Fast.” The purpose of that special fast was covered in that sermon. The sermon included the story of Elijah and the four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal. King Ahab had gathered people together, including those prophets of Baal, at Mt. Carmel. It is there that Elijah spoke out and challenged the people with a decisive question: “How long will you stagger between two opinions?” He continued by saying, “If the Eternal is God then follow Him, but if Baal, then follow him” (1 Kg. 18:21).
Elijah continued by demonstrating the difference between what God performed through him and that of the four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal who were impotent and futile in all that they attempted. Yet even in all this, neither the King nor the people turned to God. The Church has long understood that God’s purpose in the Thunders and Trumpets of Revelation is similar to what Elijah desired to see in his day, that the people would indeed be moved to turn to God.

That sermon at the end of January in 2009, which explained the purpose of the “great fast” that the Church was engaged in, emphasized the desire that Elijah had, which would not be fulfilled until God intervened in the affairs of mankind toward the end of 6,000 years of man’s self-rule. That is exactly what God is going to do in order to humble this world once the greater power of the Thunders, along with the Trumpets, is released. God’s Church believes that will happen in this daylight portion of the Day of the Lord.

Now that the United States government has made Ron out to be a disgraced fool he is waiting for Jesus Christ to return so he can be freed and vindicated. But Weinerdude has a problem. No one is paying any attention to him.  Poor thing!  Because no one is listening to him from the various COG's. God has delayed the end times in order for the people in the COG's to wake up!  Once you wake up and see the glorious message of the prophet Weinerdude then God can wreak his vengeance upon the world.

As was stated in that sermon, the purpose of that special period of fasting was to petition God so that far larger numbers of people be brought to repentance and acceptance of His truth through the timing, repetition, and power of both the Thunders and Trumpets. God has indeed honored that fast, just as He honored the three-day fast of Esther and the Jewish people in their time, and has revealed some of the power in the Thunders over the past four years. Yet as in the time of Elijah, the world has not responded in the slightest. It was God’s purpose that the greatest power reserved in the Thunders, and the power to be released through the Trumpets, not be unleashed during these past four years. God’s will was to give mankind great mercy and condense this time for the very purpose of bringing many more to be saved in this end-time. 

God has apparently been looking for around 3,000 people who will follow Mr. and Mrs. Weinerdude unquestionably.  Will you follow Mrs. Weinerdude while Ron is in prison?  I f you do you are sure to be one of the 3,000.

As an example, God’s righteous judgment toward His own Church that became lukewarm during the period of Laodicea was “set” in prophecy. Following the death of Herbert W. Armstrong and the end of the period of Philadelphia, God’s own people during Laodicea became so weak that an apostasy (great falling away from the truth) came to pass. All Laodicea had failed to stay alert and on guard as commanded. As a result, they fell asleep spiritually. This sin was far greater than anything the Israelites had done, as they did not have God’s spirit dwelling in them, whereas the Church did. God separated the Church from Himself because of this sin. Yet in His merciful judgment toward Laodicea, God prophesied that He would deliver a remnant of about 3,000 people out of that scattering and bring them back into a relationship with Him.

Have no fear though if you are not one of the 3,000.  You still have another chance.  God has magnified his love for the COG that the number of faithful being saved now will be 63,000.

However, God’s purpose has always been to more fully reveal Himself in His true character and nature in the end-time as part of the Seventh Thunder. One of the greatest attributes of God’s nature toward His creation is that of love. That is magnified in the very mercy He has always shown, yet others seldom have recognized. So toward His own scattered Church, whose sins have been great by becoming lukewarm and then falling asleep spiritually, He is going to magnify the 3,000 who were judged to become a remnant by twenty-one times over, to 63,000 who will be blessed to be awakened spiritually and given the awesome blessing of living on into the Millennial reign of Jesus Christ. This subject matter was covered May 23, 2012, in a post entitled, “God’s Church Reunited.”

For the Church that was scattered after the apostasy of Dec. 17, 1994, this is “good news,” or at least it will become good news once individuals begin to experience this awakening and reuniting in One Body. As God’s plan has progressively been revealed over the past 6,000 years, it is truly coming to an incredible crescendo as the final events of this age become fulfilled and Jesus Christ finally returns in His Kingdom.

Not only will larger numbers of the Church that was scattered be blessed to survive the devastation of end-time events, so will larger numbers within the scattered nations of Israel survive, but that number has not yet been fully established as much will be determined (judged) during the final stages of the Day of the Lord.

The Completion of a Three-Day Fast:
That fast of four years ago was founded upon truth that God has revealed concerning the very purpose of fasting that is found in the Book of Isaiah. The heart and overall purpose is given in one primary verse.
“Isn’t this the fast that I have chosen? Isn’t its purpose to loosen [open or undo] the bands [fetters, cuffs, shackles – that which “holds” captive] of wickedness, to undo [remove] the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that you break [tear down] every yoke [word used for oppression]?” (Is. 58:6).
Weinerdude apparently thinks another day of fasting will help loosen his prison shackles.  Is he looking for some miracle to set him free?  Will there be large earthquake which will tear down his prison walls and electric fence allowing him to roam free again?  Weinerdude seems to think so.

Then the failed prophet and felon write this final paragraph:

God’s Church has come a long way, especially over the past four years. It has gone full circle in order to more perfectly fulfill a purpose God has inspired in the very reason His Church has humbled itself to engage in such a fast that began four years ago. The spiritual type of what Esther and the Jewish people did in their time by a three day fast is exactly what God has inspired His Church to exercise in a very specific purpose that was entered into on that two-day fast of January of 2009. Now this week, a third day has been added to fulfill a spiritual type of the fast of Esther, in seeking deliverance for this world. 

How many more times does Armstrongisms' god have to go "full circle" till he gets it right?  It always seems to be that the members are too stupid to get it right and god has to keep delaying things.  It’s always the members fault and never the criminal leaders and they corrupt thieving families.


Assistant Deacon said...

This guy is incomprehensible. Seriously.

"It has gone full circle in order to more perfectly fulfill a purpose God has inspired in the very reason His Church has humbled itself to engage in such a fast that began four years ago."

What the hell?

Say goodnight, Ronnie.

Anonymous said...

My word, is there enough Thorazine to help these people?

Douglas Becker said...

Unless the Lord shall build the prison, the weary jailers toil in vain.

Fortunately, God seems to be with the Federal Prison System, so Ron is good to go.

Joe Moeller said...

Ron' first day... will it be like "Cool Hand Luke's" ???...

Guard: Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...

Weinland : ...the box.

Guard: I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.

Weinland: [Smiles, shakes head] .

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Douglas Becker said...

There's no conjugal visits in Federal Prison.

Anyways it's a four hour drive each way, so it's just as well.

Anonymous said...


I guess Ron forgot to consider that God was giving his followers deliverance from him. Everyone should pray that divine deliverance will not be delayed any further.

Anonymous said...

Of course there are conjugal visits in prison. The problem is, they aren't from one's spouse or girlfriend, they are from one's cell or yard mates, or in some cases from the guards.

Anonymous said...

I would imagine Ron doesn't have much to worry about from prison mates as he is not in the least physically attractive

Anonymous said...

It's not about being physically attractive, it's about domination and submission. As dominant as Ron Weinland has always tried to be outside, in the joint I'll bet he's not gonna be dominant at all. Yes, finally Ron's gonna find out what it feels like to have to take what he's only been used to dishing out.

Anonymous said...

Ron Weinland says: "...As was stated in that sermon, the purpose of that special period of fasting was to petition God so that far larger numbers of people be brought to repentance and acceptance of His truth through the timing, repetition, and power of both the Thunders and Trumpets..."

What is that purpose again? "...the purpose of that special period of fasting was to petition God..."

That makes God out to be "out of touch," unaware of what's going on and needs some reminder.

Well, God inspired this to be written:

" shall not fast as ye do this day, to make your voice to be heard on high." Isaiah 58:4

It appears that God isn't going to be interested in any of Ron's petition if that verse says what it means and means what it says, but time will tell for those who think like Ron...


Richard said...

So what's with the number 3,000? Is he revealing the total number of members and co-workers COG-PKG has?

Byker Bob said...

Ah, yes. Rave on, Rasputin Weinland!

This actually reminds me of the cover story on one of those National Enquirer look-alikes about fifteen years ago. There was an artist's rendition of a dinosaur populated world, and an article about how that entire species destroyed itself through flatulence. This came out about the same time that PETA was creating press releases stating that human addiction to cow flesh was responsible for the artificial creation of unnatural numbers of cattle on the planet, with bovine flatulence actually being responsible for global warming.

Beam up Weinland's followers, Scotty! There is no intelligence on his planet!


Anonymous said...

That reminds me of mainstream Christianity.

(And all the various Liars for Jesus.)

Ken Ham was asked about men riding dinosaurs.
His answer was, "I don’t know where people get the idea that people rode dinosaurs."

However, his crazy kooky creation books have illustrations of people riding dinosaurs.

Go figure.