Thursday, February 14, 2013

Non Ordained False Prophet Thiel: Did Your Valentine Card Lead to a Night of Lasciviousness?

Did you give your spouse or significant other a Valentines card today?  If you did then you  automatically expected a wild night of sexual escapades.

I can just picture those second graders having a sex orgy right now, since that is what the false prophet Thiel thinks happens.

Non-ordained, false prophet Robert Thiel writes:
The modern practice of giving cards to ask/tell someone to “be my Valentine” seems to be a holdover from the ancient sexual lottery.

None who profess Christ should observe this February 14th “holiday”–it simply is not a Christian holiday. It began as a sexual lottery and still has sexual ramifications, even in the 21st century.

This is pretty rich coming from an acolyte of Armstrongism where rampant lasciviousness abounded.
From the Dear Leader, to his son, to evangelists, to ministers, elders, and deacons. Adultery, affairs, wife swapping were things that were well know to be happening, even the secret trysts on top of the auditorium  Sexual impurity was rampant in the church and there was not even a Valentine in sight!  Yet, all the people I know that give Valentines did not resort to lasciviousness and sexual orgies today.

Why the non-ordained false prophet continues to lie like he does is beyond me.


Anonymous said...

Awww, Bob Thiel's just sore because he didn't get a Valentine's Day card from The Baron.

No card, no romantic dinner, no flowers, not even a phone call from Baron Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg.
Very sad.

Assistant Deacon said...

"Non-ordained, false prophet Bob..."

That says it all.

Anonymous Poster said...

"lead to a night of lasciviousness?*
One could only hope.......