Here is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the greatest Church of God ever in human history! No church has ever been this awesome nor lead by a prophet who is as great as this one. Being doubly blessed does has its perks! Even Dave Pack is trembling at the magnificence of this global enterprise.
Not only will you get to be handling materials for the improperly named "continuing" Church of God, you will also get to handle the books for the holistic pill-peddling enterprise of the holy end time prophet himself! These pills are so miraculous because they have been touched by the doubly blessed prophet! Awesome!
Just think how much fun this will be. Decades from now you can say you were in on the ground floor of the greatest work ever imaginable. Can you imagine how great it will be to see the end time witness correcting nations with homeopathic pills! Super awesome! Even Herbert Armstrong will shake your hand in the millennium in awe.
Act quickly on this major never before seen opportunity before the job is offered to the public.
Mind you though, this job is "more complicated" than other office jobs due to the fact you will be working for a fake Doctor who got his diploma from a diploma mill in India, who is not licensed to practice in California and who is also a prophet of his god. Nope, not complicated at all!
We have a need for someone who wants a job handling a variety of tasks in an office. This job is located in Grover Beach, California and the employing company would be Doctors’ Research, Inc.
Before looking at local people outside of the Continuing Church of God, I thought that perhaps someone in the Church may have interest.
The ideal candidate would have office and computer skills (QuickBooks, Microsoft Word), and at least some interest in computer graphics and natural health. The job would include church and non-church work, telephones, lifting, packaging, mailing, and editing, etc. and is more complicated than many office positions. If you are interested, please email me your resume. My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org