Sunday, June 25, 2017

Crooked ceremonies of the improperly named "continuing" Church of God



Almost-arrested, Elisha, Elijah Thiel has a new sermon up, preached from his wing back chair and his usual crooked item on display, this time his wall.  Is there ANYTHING straight around this guy? Really Bob!

This time he is preaching about the "ceremonies" that the improperly named "continuing" Church of God uses.  What his sermon is ultimately about his continual quest to PROVE to all of us that he was anointed to be a Church of God leader.  Gaylon Bonjour has emphatically denied he had any such thing in mind when he asked a double blessing on the self-appointed one.
What type of ceremonies does the Continuing Church of God have? What does the Bible teach about marriage, funerals, baptism, blessing of little children, healing/exorcism, and anointing of church leaders? Are related ceremonies detailed in the Bible? What about Passover? Dr, Thiel discusses ceremonies from the position of the Bible as well as practices in the early church, Radio/Worldwide Church of God, and the Continuing Church of God. This video is in English with simultaneous translation into Serbian.
If you have the stomach, just watch a few minutes of this pathetic mess:

12 comments:

Connie Schmidt said...

If Bob Thiels church is the "Continuing Church of God", then shouldn't Tkach Jr. call his church "The DISCONTINUED CHURCH OF GOD"???

Anonymous said...

Mmore BS from the daughters of WWCG

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with not being arrested?

Anonymous said...

Don't believe anything from Bathhouse Bob.

Anonymous said...

Comments on Youtube are disabled because Bob knows he won't get anything good there.

Byker Bob said...

It is traditional in the ACOGs that the ministry and management do not open themselves to criticism or "peer review". They arrogantly consider themselves to be above all of that. If any questions are allowed, even they must be softball type questions asked in "the right attitude" that tend to compliment the particular minister's position or the point being made.

That's why the stereotypical ACOG member would consider all of us here who comment freely, honestly, and without reservation, to be such bad, bad, rebellious and bitter people, individuals who can no longer be worked with.

BB

RSK said...

Nothing. Bob makes claims of being "almost arrested" for Sabbath keeping. Since an "almost" cant really be proven or disproven, its a rather amusing way for him to claim hes somehow suffered for the faith while his well-fed butt is planted in a cushy chair.

Anonymous said...

With Serbian translation. Yes, millions of us Serbs are gonna watch this obscure, irrelevant nonsense. My compatriot is wasting his life on a crooked, failed religion.

Hoss said...

While the frequent pausing for translation kept Bob on topic rather than wandering off into distracting asides, the sermon became twice as long.

If Bob wanted to further his "tribute" to Adam West, he might try odd camera angles as had been done in Batman (1966) - then the crooked trappings and kitschy curtains may look appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Well, I made it through 23 seconds without heaving. What do I win?? :))

NO2HWA said...

A level and a 50% off coupon at Curtains R US.

Ronco said...

Get a real chair, Dr Bob!

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