Oh Nooos!!!The Pope Is Resigning!!! Church of God False Prophets and Apostles Freak Out

When I woke up to the news this morning that the Pope was resigning because of health reasons, I groaned and said, "Here it comes!" The first thing that came to mind was that prophet Thiel was going to be having an orgasmic fit.   I then immediately checked out his blog and sure enough a blaring headline said:

Pope Benedict announces resignation! Might he fulfill Catholic prophecies and COGwriter speculation?

Right off the bat the prophet wants you to know that he has CORRECTLY predicted the resignation of the current pope that will also usher in the final Pope who will become the anti-Christ.  Prophet Thiel takes his predictions from the writings of St Malachy (or Saint Malarkey as many Catholics refer to him as) and the Visions of Fatima.

On July 19, 2008, God’s greatest living prophet wrote:

Now if Malachy’s prophecies on the popes is a complete list, there is only one pope left to come after Benedict XVI.

Since some other Catholic prophecies that state prior to the last pope, another pope will flee and die, then (if these prophecies are accurate) this would mean that this would happen with the current pope (who is elderly and German).

But in order to give himself wiggle room the prophet Thiel includes this:

So if the current pope flees and goes to Cologne (Germany) he might fulfill those prophecies.
However, it should be noted that decades ago, the editor of a book I own on Malachy’s list specifically wrote that Malachy’s list does not require that there could be no other popes prior to the last one. Notice:

Some medieval interpreters have gone out of their way to stress that Malachy in his prophecies does not specifically mention that no Popes reign between Gloria Olivae and the last Petrus Romanus; nor on the other hand does he mention that there will be others (Bander, p.96).

So, the above does give the Roman Catholics “wiggle room” if there remains more than one pope left. But if there is only one, the next one would likely be the False Prophet of Revelation 16:13.

Not only will it be the Catholics wiggling around, it will also include the wiggler himself, prophet Bob!

Prophet Thiel then gloats that he made an earlier prediction that has come true:

Thus I made a speculative prediction back in 2008 that Pope Benedict XVI might leave Rome, and now he has indirectly suggested that he may. And in April 2012, I and the church I was then part of speculated that Benedict XVI might resign (see Might Pope Benedict XVI Resign?)

The prophet is so adamantly SURE about his predictions that he claims he bought a web URL specifically for this end times:

Now, I was sufficiently serious about the final pontiff matter years ago that our family spent a significant amount of money to purchase a URL related to a book that I have been working on related this. (His Fatima book)

God’s final prophet wants you to know this too:

Perhaps I should also add that despite various ones who tried to tell me that Pope Benedict XVI was the final Antichrist, in my book, 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect, published back in 2009, I wrote:

I also want to make it clear that I do not believe that Pope Benedict XVI is the final prophesied Antichrist…(Thiel B. 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect.  Nazarene Books, 2009, p. 198)

And the pontiff’s resignation has shown that writing to apparently be correct.

We are living in the end times and it is certainly possible that the next pope will be the final Antichrist.

Why?

Because we are nearly finished with the 6,000 years that God has given humankind to rule itself.

The end is nigh!!!!!!!!!!

Not to be left out, the apostle Malm also has weighed in with his silly predictions:

He writes:

As a member of the Dominican Order,  Christopher chose this religious brotherhood as a future vocation. One only has to remember the terrible Inquisition and the loyal Dominicans who spearheaded its massacre of millions of innocent people.

Cardinal Torcisio Bertone will be interim pope, he has been a powerful force behind the coming new Federal Europe.  Pope Benedict was also a Vatican Secretary of State and interim pope befor his own election.

Cardinal Bertone is a key figure in putting together the new federal Europe.  He is now considered to be too old at 77 for the papacy, and may want to work from behind the scenes in  bringing Europe together as a buffer between East and West in the name of Peace.  With the new pope intervening when everything is set to become reality. 

Cardinal Bertone is the most skilled Vatican politician and the man most responsible for the appointment by Benedict of a large bloc of Italian elector-Cardinals, they all owe loyalty to him and he knows where every body is buried.  If he throws his weight behind someone they will have a solid chance of being chosen.

Who will become the next pope to continue building the new federal Europe through the Catholic “Christian Democratic” parties and Catholic influence in Europe?  to be empowered to do miracles and set up as the abomination in the near future?

The new pope will either die, resign himself, or be empowered to do miracles at the appointed time, as the final abomination, in the near future. 

Unlike prophet Thiel, apostle Malm does not fall for the Visions of Fatima or St Malaky and has ridiculed prophet Thiel for falling for superstition and useless predictions of pagans, particularly the Mayans.

Apostle Malm may not use the writings of “pagans” but he certainly has swallowed the speculations of dispensationalism that was rampant in this country.  Thanks to American dispensationalists a lot of this end time baloney is now considered “true” by many Christians.

Prophet Thiel and apostle Malm are not alone in their thinking on this.  Many COG ministers and leaders believe the same

Find it interesting that these guys fall for the writings of "false" Christians to support their desired outcomes for religions events.  They believe all of this is true, yet will mock historians and scientists that say that there is no trace of millions of Israelites wandering in the deserts of Sinai.  Not one single speck of evidence left over from multiple millions of people wandering around in the desert.  No broken pottery, no grave sites, no debris fields, nothing.

These men will speculate over the Visions of Fatima while swallowing as literally true Jonah in the whale.

So when little men like prophet Thiel and apostle Malm throw out their useless and absurd end time prophecies they loose their credibility because they do not use critical thinking.  The Visions of Fatima and Malaky are just as true as the Israelites wandering around and Jonah living for three days in the belly of a whale.

I have a feeling we will be in for a barrage of end time’s bull for the next several weeks by the various splinter cults.  End times malarkey will reign supreme while Jesus Christ will not be seen.

COGWA Starts New Money Draining Charity

COGWA has started a new outreach program similar to the old AICF activities.  Why cannot any of these men ever come up with anything original?  Are they so embarrassed about their message that they have to have a "worldly" front to their church?

Since HWA could not talk about Jesus Christ openly he had to talk about a "strong hand from someplace."  Is this what COGWA will start doing?  Wrap people in warm blankets and then say, "oh yeah, almost forgot. God commands you stop eating pork and that you keep all the Jewish holidays in order to be saved.  This blanket may temporarily keep you warm, but we have the TRUE warmth you need."

The new COGWA charitable trust is Foundation Outreach International.  They will be working with Jordan, Ghana and Zambia, among other nations.

While helping people in these nations is greatly needed, it will be COGWA members who will be called upon over and over again to give as much money as possible to get this "ministry" going.  Armstrong’s foundation never made money and costs multiple millions of tithe dollars.  Gerald Flurry's foundation is also spending millions in tithe money in yet another unprofitable adventure. The members of these groups never have any say so in these "foundations."  It's always the ministers at higher levels who want these things in order to bask in more glory and accolades.

Our Mission

Foundation Outreach International is organized and operated as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit according to U.S. tax regulations and is recognized by the Internal Revenue Service as a tax-exempt organization. We are committed to the idea of good works. We plan to be a light in a very dark world, where works of kindness seem drowned out by sadness and catastrophe. Our focus is on humanitarian projects and the development of leadership and character in the lives of all people, but especially among the youth and young adults around the world.

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The mission of Foundation Outreach International (FOI) is to provide assistance, support, and volunteers for humanitarian and educational projects around the world. The emphasis is on projects that build character, develop leaders, and promote a better quality of life, especially for youth and young adults.

Apostle Malm: Because Sin Entered World Through A Woman They Are Doubly Cursed

Any woman that wants to be part of the personality cult of James Malm had better wake up and see what kind of fool he really is.

Because old Hebrew laws are more important than their unknown Jesus Christ women continue to relegated to the periphery of the church. If a woman in his cult bears a son then she is unclean for seven days and must stay away from the rest of the church.  Then she is to continue for the next 33 days purifying herself.

If she bears a female child then she is doubly cursed. Its two weeks of isolation and then 66 days of purification.

² Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.

³ And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.

⁴ And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days [for a total of 40 days]; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.

⁵ But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

⁶ And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest:

⁷ Who shall offer it before the Lord, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.

Today the mother and child are to be separated from public exposure for the required number of days; and there should be NO intercourse during his period.  Besides the spiritual meaning, this protects the health of mother and child, facilitates bonding and allows the mother recovery time from her pregnancy.

 This law is a law of mercy for women and new born’s.

The spiritual meaning is this.  The forty days of uncleanness represents the period of testing, preparation and cleansing for entering the physical Temple; as it rained for forty days in the days of Noah, Moses fasted forty days to enter the presence of the Creator, and Jesus fasted and was tried for forty days before entering his ministry.

Because by woman sin entered the world, the purification for a female child is double the male.