Where oh where would the Church of God be without its favorite bogeyman, the Germans? From jackbooted soldiers marching through the streets of America to the German military brass setting up its American HQ on the Pasadena campus of the Worldwide Church of God, the church has had a perverse fascination with Germans.
After Herbert Armstrong declared that Hitler was alive in South America, Rod Meredith soon went into almost orgasmic ecstasy as he described how Americans would be thrown into concentration camps and burned in ovens. Others would be hung on meat hooks as they died a slow agonizing death. Parents would be forced to watch German soldiers bash their children's skulls in with rifle butts. Young teenage girls and boys would be shipped off to Europe to be slaves to the Germans and other Europeans who would be taking such delight in seeing American destroyed. Pregnant women would have their stomachs slit open and their babies pulled out and killed.
This is the world that Church of God ministers loved to preach about and still do to this day.
Tinfoil Bawana Almost-arrested Bob Thiel is back once again beating his German drums.
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One interesting thing about fierce warrior nations is that they peak out - the nation seems to exhaust and kill off its warrior spirit - maybe they killed off their people who loved to fight.
Where are the undefeatable Romans, Greeks, Huns, Medes and Persians, Babylonians today.
In more modern times, the French armies beat all the other European armies in the early 1800s until Waterloo - nobody is scared of the French anymore.
Then English military later on ruled a large part of the world - who is scared of the English today?
Now the USA has the scary armies.
Years from now it will probably be China unless the drone armies take charge first.
According to Revelation, there will be a great miracle working false prophet. When that happens, the end is near.
In the meantime, lets take Jesus's commands seriously to go about our business diligently, love our neighbor, and do good.
I got into an email debate once with this "Safari-hat Bawana-Bob" (or whatever they call him) and he appeared to be a moron, can't understand how he has a PHD?
We should forward this youtube video to Angela Merkel’s office to see if she has any interest in becoming the Beast. We should also CC the State Department, the FBI, and the CIA. It would be good for all officials concerned to know precisely who in Armstrongism is keeping the outdated and impossible theories of HWA active.
BB
"According to Revelation, there will be a great miracle working false prophet."
Well if Bob ever gets his little cult of horrors off the ground, he just might qualify for the false prophet role because it will take a miracle to get anything like armstrongism rolling again.
The BOB Song
Here Comes Bawana Bob
Here Comes Bawana Bob
Right Down Prophecy Lane
Germans Here
and Germans There
The Same Thing Once Again
Preaching on The Tribulation
Same Thing it always Has Been
Bug Your Eyes Out, Hang On Tight
The Trib' is comin' Once Again
Here Comes Bawana Bob
Here Comes Bawana Bob
Thinking He is right
Seems, and Maybe, Likely, Chance
Evening, Day or Night,
80 years of calculations
That have always gone wrong
Bawana Bob will guess again
And then I'll come back and sing this song
Here Comes Bawana Bob
Here Comes Bawana Bob
One More Time will do
No one else knows more than him,
only he thinks he has the truth
Little does he realize how crazy his theories be
So buy a football, play a game,
Have Some Fun and let Bawana Bob be.
Indeed , Thiel has been watching to many reruns of "Hogan's Heroes" on the TV Land channel!
He is now sounding more and more like Sargent Schultz!...
(Thiel)--- "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!"
The bIble clearly implies " A thousand Germans shall fall on the right side and ten thousand Germans on thine left, but they shall not come nigh unto they dwelling" Or at least that's what it means. 😇👍 So don't worry of it. Alles wird ausgezeichnet sein..
Dennis - how dare you insult the church of Bob!
You are also confusing the scriptures:
It is 1,000 will fall asleep trying to listen to a sermon on your right side, and 10,000 will fall asleep on your left side.
Anon-5:01
Me thinks Bwanna Bob's PHD should be updated to BSPHD. BullShit Piled Higher & Deeper.Nose
clothes pins anyone?
No doubt with modern spy satellites Bob Thiel's home and business are under 24 hour survellience. Germany has a missile aimed right at him. The Pars 3 LR missile has a range of 4.3 miles.
how he has a PHD
My granny said PhD stood for Phuddy Duddy...
@ 2:24 PM, Bob's degree stands for Prophet Has Delusions.
Bob Thiel's PhD is from an Indian diploma mill. You can be guaranteed his delicate feet never set foot in India in order to defend any dissertation.
The Germans are already here. They are us. Majority dna in the USA is German. There’s more German dna than English. To use Armstrongian conspiracy theories and misclassification, we’re modern day Assyria.
BB
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