Friday, November 5, 2021

We interrupt this program again...Two Hard Frosts Probably Thwarts the Second Coming for This Evening

 


"Prophecy Update
 
Greetings again, brethren!

The picture is actually better than you think going into this evening. Everything still appears to be on track.

If we are still here tomorrow, then God wants a brief message given because of things we have learned. For the record, we had two hard frosts since the last email, and harvest has ended (Jer 8:20).
 
(Jeremiah 8:20 20"The harvest is past, the summer has ended, and we are not saved.")

In any event, it no longer seems possible that we could have much more time!"

In Christ’s service,

David C. Pack



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well Dave, we have had two hard freezes since your last email, and a combine just went past my house, so harvest definitely has not ended.

Anonymous said...

cuckoo, cuckoo ....

Anonymous said...

The only reason why timing is amiss all these years is to fulfill this prophecy, (II Peter 3:3-4)...knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise [announcement] of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”

G.C. said...

What an honour to be fired and marked for life by this man and to be called an unconverted snake by an unconverted snake. Gerhard Coetzer.

Anonymous said...

I once read about a spiritual flatologist, who studied and analyzed the flatulence of assorted humans and animals and translated the sounds and aromas into prophetic messages. The man appeared to be on something while doing his public appearances, and his fifteen minutes of fame came and went rapidly as public perception turned to realization that he was just full of hot air. In a retrospective, years after he was largely forgotten, he commented that at the time he made his prophecies, he did not realize that flatulence (farting) was simply an indication of the Creator's sense of humor. Years later, on his death bed, he stated that with the preponderance of scientific evidence that methane is the most devastating of the so-called greenhouse gases, he knew that if he had been more effective, glaciers and the polar ice caps would not be melting. The man was obviously filled with a deep inner sadness at the time of his death.

I wonder what Dave Pack will be realizing about himself and his life's work sometime in the future as he approaches death. As he continues to make his false and laughable prophecies, he should be considering the many lessons provided by the life of the man lovingly known as Fart Man.

JACO FOURIE said...

Sad to know that are still plenty people stuck there under his spell..

DennisCDiehl said...

Anonymous said...
The only reason why timing is amiss all these years is to fulfill this prophecy, (II Peter 3:3-4)...knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days,
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Glad to help in making prophecy come alive... However, I prefer the phrase "observant ones" over scoffers.

RSK said...

At least Pack is culling his herd. Anyone who stays in and contributes to RCG at this point is clearly stupid.

mortisrigori said...

How weak and pathetic Dave's God must be if all that it takes to thwart the return of Christ is a little scoffing. Maybe if Pack throws out enough false predictions of the date of Christ's return, one will slip by unscoffed at, and Christ will finally be able to return.

Apostle Pack said...

Stop making fun of me! I can't help myself!

G.C. said...

Sorry sir, we couldn't help ourselves

Anonymous said...

How wonderful. Dennissinned again. And publicly. Notice first what he finally admitted, which is hard to get atheists to do.

He wrote: Glad to help in making prophecy come alive... However, I prefer the phrase "observant ones" over scoffers.

He right there admitted he is one of those scoffers the Bible talks about. BUT in typical atheist fashion he tries to minimize what he just did. How? By stating in essence that his foolish human opinion is higher in authority than a book that has survived thousands of years. “I PREFER ‘observant ones.’ Who cares what you “prefer” since that is not what the book actually says. It is correct, you are incorrect. The Greek calls these kinds of statements foolish. And, the people who make them. Interesting word, sounds like “moron” in Greek.

As someone wrote, Atheists aren’t the enemy of the bible, they are the living proof of the bible. And your freudian slip speaks volumes. Thanks Dennissinned, always the best to you.

G.C. said...

AMEN BROTHER AMEN

Anonymous said...

Could someone list the people that were culled please.

RSK said...

The "culling" remark was a joke. With all his "prophetic" failures, any vertebrate with more than two functional brain cells has likely left Pack's group by now.

Anonymous said...

Jaco
Imagine how hard it must be to leave if they have handed Dave all their money. Poor souls.

Anonymous said...

Is this the Vigilant Church of God commenting here?

Anonymous said...

Next comes the special kool aide or the spaceship behind the Hale-Bop comet and horse tranquilizers…