Sunday, August 21, 2022

Diagnosing Dave Pack



From a reader:


EXPERT DIAGNOSIS OF DAVID C. PACK

1. Dave Pack has always suffered from a bad case of DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH. Perhaps this just comes with the territory of being a paid babbler. Of course, it is actually Dave's hearers who will do the real suffering. What a pain in the ears! What mind-numbing noise!!

2. Dave Pack suffers from DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR as shown by all the high and mighty positions to which he humbly but eagerly promoted himself (Apostle, Joshua the High Priest, Elijah the Prophet, “That Prophet” of Deuteronomy 18:18-19, and is working on becoming Messiah).

3. Dave Pack suffers from EXTREME SELFISHNESS as shown by his earth-scorching “common” theft scam that says everyone must send him virtually everything they have (cash, savings, retirement plans, houses, possessions, etc.), “or no salvation if you don't.” It all goes to satisfy Dave's needs and wants, and does not get distributed to anyone else as they have need. Dave's followers really do suffer financially as a result of this moral deficiency of Dave's.

4. Dave Pack suffers from MENTAL INSTABILITY as shown by the Bait & Switch scam of his continually changing doctrines. Endless supposedly logical “proofs” that never really prove anything are a sign of an ugly mind. Dave's followers were originally going to be the most knowledgeable and stable church people around, but instead ended up being some of the most ignorant and messed up people around.

5. Dave Pack suffers from one of the worst cases of PREDICTION ADDICTION that I have ever seen, with ridiculous new, wrong, prophetic date guesses each week. Again, it is actually Dave's foolish followers who will really suffer from this mental health issue of Dave's. People need to be very careful not to let Dave's problems become their own problems, for there will be numerous problems and they will be BIG problems.

6. Dave Pack's various other ailments led to a major case of FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE. Dave is simply always wrong. It was inevitable.

7. The basic root cause of all of Dave Pack's mental health issues probably is just a bad old fashion case of SATANIC POSSESSION. Satan probably gets tired of being cooped up inside his regular home in Gerald Flurry's fat old head and likes to spend some time away from home in his vacation head of Dave Pack for some really wild “fun” and mind games with Dave's unsuspecting followers.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once Dennis posted something psychological about fragile egos that keep some people from admitting they were wrong and got duped. Like those who prepped for Y2K and when nothing happened refused to admit they'd been had.
Maybe something happened somewhere. Same with false apostles and their predictions , maybe a broken clock is right 2x a day. The false teachers are easy to see through for those who don't believe them. Those who have given their will over to them are totally blind until God grants repentance.

RSK said...

Its called "justification of effort". You work so hard in pursuit of one reward only to find out you've been hoaxed. Some people cant handle that realization and invent all kinds of tales to keep from viewing themselves as allowing that to happen.

Anonymous said...

You’ve just described most of the symptoms of Jerusalem Syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Satan probably gets tired of being cooped up inside his regular home in Gerald Flurry's fat old head ...

Never have so many demons lived in such a small space.

Anonymous said...

... those who prepped for Y2K and when nothing happened ...

Not entirely true, since some people did have computer problems, and others spent a lot of money in 1999 to prevent the problems. It is doubtful therefore so say that "prepping" for it was a bad idea. Better safe than sorry.