Gerald Flurry was seen crying in his beer rootbeer as it was announced yesterday that the over 700-year-old coronation chair, housed in Westminster Abbey, is getting restored for use at the coronation of King Charles in May. This is the same chair that the Stone of Scone is placed in for the coronations, though it currently resides in Scotland till ready to use in London.
The fact that the Stone of Scone was shipped off to Scotland irked Gerald's self-righteous butt so much so that the traipsed off to Oregon and dug up a dirty rock from the ground and hauled it back to Edmond where it is claimed to be the holy stone upon which Herbert Armstrong supposedly kneeled in front of to pray and is now so sacred that it is the NEW coronation stone.
Gerald has gone on to further claim that this very stone will be the stone that Christ will reportedly return to and be crowned King of Kings upon. PCG even designed a coronation chair to hold that stone so that the holy keister of the creature Flurry calls "christ" will have a comfortable seat to sit upon. Always the best for the best!
This supposed coronation stone is one of the reasons they own the jet and an office in Jerusalem. When their creature is set to return, they will fly the stone to Jerusalem so their creature can be crowned upon it. Isn't Armstrongism the best!
A reader sent me this:
Oh boy!
The Westminster coronation chair is getting a face lift. And they are bringing in the Stone of Destiny from Scotland for Charles’ coronation.
The British-Israel Armstrongites must be wetting their pants with excitement. Long live the descendant of Tea Tephi!
King Charles III will be crowned in a gilded chair whose storied history began more than 700 years ago.
While the Coronation Chair has provided a centerpiece for the crownings of British monarchs including Henry VIII, Elizabeth I and Elizabeth II, that doesn't mean it's survived unscathed since it was created around the year 1300.
"It has suffered occasionally over its lifetime, there is graffiti on the back from local schoolboys and visitors carving their names in the 18th and 19th centuries, and a bomb attack in 1914 knocked a small corner off it," a Westminster Abbey official said in a release Wednesday. Among the letters carved into the chair: "P. Abbott slept in this chair 5-6 July 1800."
Now, the chair is being cleaned and stabilized by Westminster Abbey conservator Krista Blessley ahead of the May 6 coronation.
17 comments:
I have a feeling that Jesus will have to duke it out with old Gerry, as to whose throne it really is! Does anyone here believe that Gerry will graciously surrender that stupid throne/rock notion of his to its rightful Heir? I wonder if he will fall off this "throne" too?!
I guess this tantrum coming from Flurry means that he is back in charge and no longer drooling in his wheelchair? Sorry PCG members.
As a student of history and a lifelong Anglophile, I am delighted that the Coronation Chair and Stone of Scone will play a part in the coronation of Charles III. Even so, the claims of Gerald and company about the British monarchy and their Herbie stone are ridiculous! The notion that Jesus Christ needs to sit on any throne constructed by human hands is danger close to blasphemy and firmly ensconced in absurdity. Jesus Christ is the Root of Jesse and the shoot that emerged from the old stump - the One who will resurrect David's fallen tabernacle!
What are old Gerry and Lil'Stevie going to do when they find out Jesus returned to Wadsworth first?
Good comment, Miller/Lonnie!
Wait. PCG came up with a "coronation chair" for HWA's supposed prayer rock?
How can flurry cry in his beer if he is comatose and unable to function?
In terms of Gerry-boy's fake prophecy it means nothing. Presumably, the chair, stone and monarchy are now irrelevant as far as the PCG is concerned. It's all in Edmond now.
Usually, I don't like graffiti. However, anything that pisses Gerald Flurry off is good in my book!
Back in the old classic WCG days, my brother and I used to come up with these pithy little questions or street theatre, kinda playing with the beliefs..
Question: Where is Jacob's pillow stone.
Answer: The Queen of England is hatching it! (heh. As if the throne were her nest!)
We had a little skit about the English putting their potatoes in hell for the winter, and assorted mock questions for Bible Study, too. Seemed only fair, since the daily church mandated spankings messed with our minds.
Dear 12:37 PST I like your comments. Very creative!
For some background on Flurry and the HWA prayer rock as well as Flurry's switch to that "prayer rock" over which Christ will sit etc:
https://armstrongismlibrary.blogspot.com/2018/06/pcg-gerald-flurry-will-soon-be-sitting.html
As well, at a recent lunch with Joe Tkach Jr, he said that Flurry has the wrong rock and that WCG had it long ago, IF I recall correctly. I did not think at the time to inquire more about that history of WCG.
And just for fun; Rocks of this nature are not native to Oregon and the rock that Flurry retrieved was originally an "erratic" that was ice rafted down the Columbia river Gorge 15,000 years ago in the Missoula Ice Age Flood.
The so-caĺled Jacob's pillar stone-chair isn't unique. Similar artifacts can be found in cultures around the world. I have a book about the Stone of Scone, and it has several pictures of thrones made of wood, stone, or both. Some are even outside. And the idea that this was Jacob's pillar stone only started when the stone was brought to England in the 14th century. Who started it, no one knows.
LOL, HWA (or a fawning underling) had so little to do that they harvested said rock at some point?
I wonder if these loons will pronounce it as the new Shettiyah, too!
Does Lipton sell any "pumpkin spice " TEA TEPHI ??
The royal family does have problems. Around the 1700s the queen had an illicit child with a French military officer and that child became the monarch. The line has been invalid since. Royal researchers found that the valid heir is Meghan Markle. You see how it's a forced marriage with Harry. They can't convert her to a royal character. There is a second backup choice too.
There have also been intrigues lately, involving the Occult, that I won't try to describe. Corruption and invalidity. They could have killed Charles or denied him, but they have caved in and gone ahead with Charles. Mr. Flurry was certainly right about problems.
Is the Stone of Scone invalid?
That would be fascinating about Tkach and the wrong stone.
Glad you liked them, 6:38.
For our 16th century skit about the potatoes in hell for the winter we based the characters on Jack Benny and Rochester. It went something like this: "Oh Rochester, would you please go out to hell and dig us up some potatoes for dinner? Rochester: "Sho enuff, boss, but they must be boined to a crisp!"
We acted it out for my Mom, and her only comment was that the English did not have African slaves. I think she was otherwise happy that we were getting into HWA's crap.
Oh, and I hope this didn't offend anyone. The times in which we grew up were very different times, and I for one am very happy that so many of the bad things have been changed!
Dave made a big deal about Queen Elizabeth's death and Charles and the Throne in a few parts, I just never reported on it. I had bigger fish to fry, but I know he sees the timetable relevant to end times world conditions. He really forces the Bible square wedge into the circle of current events as he likes to do. The British Chicken Little freak-out.
It was one of the more boring and goofy things Dave has talked about recently and I dismissed his ideas as pure buffoonery.
The "Ephraim without a crown" business is on his mind. If I wanted articles to be 10 pages, I could squeeze that in, but figured that nobody would care.
Marc
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