Monday, December 18, 2023

Holy Hanna! Is Bob Thiel Now One Of The HOLY Prophets?


 

Never underestimate the mind of a delusional Church of God false prophet, particularly when it comes to the improperly named "continuing" Church of God movement and its Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucsaisns, Bob Thiel. Over the last 13 or so years the Great Bwana has taken upon himself all kinds of Biblical names of men he thinks he is comparable to. The only ones in the list below that he has not compared himself to yet are the women, though knowing Bob he will soon have a dream and claim he carries the "spiritual" virtues of Deborah and other strong women. As a weak man and weak church leader, it is important to embrace the strong men and women of the Bible to look more righteous, though in this case, it does NOT work.

Bwana Bob has told us repeatedly that he is the modern-day: "Abraham, Job, Moses, Deborah, Samuel, David, Nathan, Ahijah, Elijah, Elisha, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Obadiah, Amos, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, John the Baptist, Paul, Peter, James, John, Jude". Who wants to take bets that he will soon declare himself as a type of Christ?

‘By the Mouth of All His Holy Prophets’

In Acts 3:19-21, the Apostle Peter stated that restoration (apocatastasis) was “spoken by the mouth of all His holy prophet.” Do you know what the prophets spoke about this? In this eighth part of an eight-part sermon series on God’s plan to offer salvation to all, Dr. Thiel reads quotes and references from many prophets including Abraham, Job, Moses, Deborah, Samuel, David, Nathan, Ahijah, Elijah, Elisha, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Obadiah, Amos, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, John the Baptist, Paul, Peter, James, John, Jude, and Jesus Himself. Do you believe the prophets? Do you have faith in the word of God and His plan? Can the lost be saved? Understand what the word of God teaches.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Save me, O Bob, by Thy great Name and judge me by Thy strength.
My prayer hear and to my words, O Bob, give ear to me.
For they that strangers are to me, do up against me rise.
Oppressors do not care for Bob, but seek to take my life.

The mighty Bob my Helper is; Lo therefore I am bold.
He taketh part with ev'ry one, that does my soul uphold.
To all my watchful foes Bob will, their evil deeds repay;
O for Thy truth's sake cut them off, and take them all away.

A free will off'ring I to Bob will bring in sacrifice.
Bob, of Thy Name, for it is good; Thy praises will I sing.
Because Bob hath delivered me, from all adversities;
And His desire mine eye hath seen, upon thine enemies.

Anonymous said...

More like "holey". There are huge gaping holes in everything he believes, says, and does.

Tonto said...

When Thiel claims his MODERN DAY DEBORAH fulfillment, then he can go down as the FIRST (public anyway) TRANNY COG leader!

Anonymous said...

The poor man needs professional help, but the very nature of his mental issues means he would never, ever accept it.

Anonymous said...

Let me be the first to wish all the readers on Banned a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Merry Christmas to you as well Bob.

Anonymous said...

Agreed! It's the old self-medication thingie. In Bob's case, he has made Armstrongism his drug of choice. Bad move on his part. Drugs and alcohol only cause physical death.

Terry Nelson said...

The Problem with Bob Thiel is he's a novice when it comes to Africa; he doesn't know a thing about how the Africans can Manipulate the Whites or Muzungu as they call us; especially if you want to set up church here/Bob Thiel has only been here I think twice in Africa; I believe Nairobi holding a conference with Church leadership/ I've been here now the Fourth, time and I can tell you true, the only reason Bob Thiel has a Presence in Africa is because it's mainly about Money and support, especially the financial backing of his African Ministry/ the truth Bob doesn't realize or if he does - shame on him/ is say Bob Thiel sends sends $5,000 for the Feast of Tabernacles in Malawi/ his trusted and Loyal Minister Radson Mulozowa will be very excited as most likely close to 3/4 of that Money will go into Radsons personal Pocket and the people for whom the money was intended will never see it. This is a fact Bob Thiel doesn't acknowledge, and if he does secretly, then shame on him. CCOG is sadly run this way as there isn't any checks or Balances in anything related to funds sent to Africa , Bob relies on one man to have complete control of his African funding and has admitted to me and Aleksander Veljic , Evans will have no problem taking Money; he even warned Aleksander not to tell Evans Ocheing that Money was given to him for his visit to Africa. I know when I arrived to Africa the First thing Evans requested of me was Funds, I was not privy to that; it's a fact my being here for 4 times now, I can attest to the mentality of the Africans, we the Muzungu have unlimited money to give and they know how to play the Manipulation game/ so when a certain Man got Bob Thiel numbers through promise of support and leadership salaries, the numbers miraculously grew, Evans knows what Bob wants and that is numbers, and with 10 -20,000 pumped every month to one Man , that is possible, Bob Thiel admits in his own writings he's the fastest growing ExWCG church of God, this is only possible in Africa at large because of his financial paying off in way of good Salaries and Siphoning of Funds/CCOG doesn't own any Halls or Churches in Africa that I know of/ what does this mean/ it means if CCOG sends funds to build a Hall immediately a good portion goes to the Man that receives that Money, then the next man in charge of getting the supplies gets his cut, so then the project is under funded, no one on the ground to check how the Money was spent, these are Facts one has to Face when dealing with the Africans, ask any Muzungu down here or a real converted African Christian that Believes in the Word of God, they all say the same thing, it is a fact!!!!!! So what did Bob Accomplish in building these Churches/ he provides a way for the African Ministry to siphon off extra money for themselves and if that Minister or persons own the land where that church is built, guess what, Bob Thiel just built a private church for the man or men that the church Rests on , CCOG doesn't have any control over that Church or land anymore as CCOG doesn't own it/ so that leads to the obvious train of Thought; God forbid that the persons or Person owning that Property, decides to leave, or that Man or leader In that church is an evil shepherd, what can Bob Do , but only to comply as CCOG doesn't own it. Hope of Israel Worldwide Church of God owns legally all our Properties in Africa, because we're also Legally Registered, if a Minister or leader is no good, we have nothing over our Heads to be swayed by. We halso bought farm land s to develop, CCOG doesn't own anything that I know of/ that my friends is poor mismanagement of Tithe Payers Money/ also we won't be publishing any numbers here in Africa, until our Congregations down here are self sufficient and actually contributing to the Church, We want to change things in Africa, it can be Done , but it's worth it, more exciting news to come in the next few weeks. Terry A Nelson

Truth said...

I know a man in the Bible that every single one of these charlatans fit, his name is Diotrephes.

Anonymous said...

Bob continually refers to Daniel 11 and the king of the north and the king of the south. Daniel 11 has been fulfilled. After Dan 11 is Dan 12:1, which is the great tribulation of Mat 24:21. Which occurred in the first century AD. Which won't happen again. My opinion.

Anonymous said...

Interesting point, 8:57. Dennis has often raised the issue that different of the Apostles expected Jesus Christ to return during their own physical life times, and Dennis supported his statements with actual scripture references. Jesus actually taught the disciples to expect a time when one stone
of the temple would not stand on another.

Imagine being a participant in "the way" during the first century and keeping up with the news of that day. You'd be nodding your head as persecution was orchestrated by several of the Roman emperors, Peter was arrested, you had watched or known of some of your close personal friends who had been horribly tortured to death, and you and your fellow believers finally fled to the place of safety, all living together in the catacombs.

You'd be terrified as Jerusalem fell, and not only expecting Jesus to return, but desperately needing that event for your personal safety.

HWA constantly compared his church to the first century Christians, although most members have not endured any sort of the persecution of that magnitude. The worst suffering was always inflicted by the ministers. HWA and those who profess to have taken up his mantle have manufactured a fearful bubble which all the church members are afraid to leave. The worst events actually did happen to Christians in the first century, but ACOG members of today constantly guess who might be the King of the North, which Pope might be the antichrist, and which of the European nations might be part of the beast power, and which German leader might launch World War III, but all just never gets around to happening. My parents expected it to happen during
their lives, and spent 60 years waiting for it, finally dying without receiving any validation to justify the lives they felt they were required to live. Me and all the other boomers are almost out of here! You'd think our testimony would have at least a tiny influence on eradicating Armstrongism, but it just keeps on keepin' on!

Let these "prophets" keep on guessing. It's been abundantly proven that they don't know diddley!