Showing posts with label Weinerdude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weinerdude. Show all posts

Monday, December 6, 2021

Ron Weinland: Church of God Preparing For The Kingdom

 


In the 1990s, Ronald Weinland began issuing doomsday prophecies from his online pulpit. Despite being indicted for tax evasion, Weinland, now in his 70s, is still sermonizing to — and collecting tithes from — his followers on YouTube, where his videos have amassed hundreds of thousands of views.

Saturday, November 7, 2020

God's Most Accurate Prophet And Second Witless Witness Tests Positive For COVID!


 
 
Things are rough in paradise as Ronnie Weinland tests positive for COVID-19 and was placed under quarantine by the Health Department. 
 
 How can God's most accurate prophet in human history and one of the witless witnesses be allowed to be infected like this?
 
This is appalling! 
 
Now his wife Laura Weinland, the second witless witness is under quarantine! 
 
How could God let this happen?

What if the call goes out that it is time for the witless witnesses to head off to Jerusalem 
to preach for 3 1/2 days? 

Who will replace Laura? Bob Thiel?

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Idiots In The Pulpit: Ron Weinland


This video is of Weinerdude lecturing a crowd at an Idea City conference.  Idea City gathers all kinds of speakers from around the world to come and speak.  They can discuss all kinds of things from science to religions,art, architecture, etc.  Most people in attendedance are highly educated.  They have no problem in bringing in "agitators" to mess with peoples minds.

You have to assume that is what they did when they brought in Weinerdude to talk about all of his prophecies.  Did they set him for all the world to see what a nut job he really is.  If they did, then he fell for it hook, line and sinker! Or, perhaps, they had him speak so that people would see how delusional some people who claim to be Christians really are!





Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Blabbering Fool Says There Are 42 Weeks Left Until Return of Christ


Ron Weinland (aka. Weinerdude), one half of the two witless witnesses says we have 42 weeks until something he calls a 'christ' will return to wreck havoc and judgment upon the world

Are you trembling at the mere thought?  Are you so scared you will return to the "faith once delivered?"

In the last section… “We are now nearing the fulfillment of such events from the Fifth Thunder and the sounding of Trumpets that bring devastation on the scattered nations of Israel. That which was to occur within months after the beginning of the final three and one-half years was postponed for two years due to God’s mercy that He granted (a result of the two-day fast of God’s people) is now nearing that same period for fulfillment once again. It will be a time of humbling and awakening for the greater remnant of God’s people who were scattered after the apostasy, who will be blessed to live on into the beginning of the Millennial reign of Jesus Christ.”
So we are supposed to believe that Jesus Christ delayed his coming for two years because Weinerdude's little cult fasted one weekend?  That worked about as well as Spanky Meredith's church wide fast for church unity!

Then, at the end of that Posting… “In closing, rather than a full three and one-half years of great suffering from massive worldwide devastation, God’s two end-time prophets are witnesses (Mr. & Mrs. Weinerdude) of the mercy and patience of God. This witness is at a time in the history of mankind when God’s judgment is being poured out upon the world during this final end-time. God’s judgment always has been, first and foremost, one of great mercy and patience toward mankind. Since this end-time world has refused to respond to such mercy (as it always has failed to do), now the execution of judgment has begun. A witness of two and one-half years is now passing and one year now remains.”

Time is running out! The countdown to Christ’s return continues to narrow. The truth is—God’s truth is—there are now 42 weeks remaining to the return of Jesus Christ as King of kings and the establishment of God’s government over all nations.

One year till Mr. and Mrs. Weidnerdude become "god's" and rule with a rod of iron over the rebellious world.  That is something to really look forward to......NOT!