Ron Weinland (aka. Weinerdude), one half of the two witless witnesses says we have 42 weeks until something he calls a 'christ' will return to wreck havoc and judgment upon the world
Are you trembling at the mere thought? Are you so scared you will return to the "faith once delivered?"
So we are supposed to believe that Jesus Christ delayed his coming for two years because Weinerdude's little cult fasted one weekend? That worked about as well as Spanky Meredith's church wide fast for church unity!In the last section… “We are now nearing the fulfillment of such events from the Fifth Thunder and the sounding of Trumpets that bring devastation on the scattered nations of Israel. That which was to occur within months after the beginning of the final three and one-half years was postponed for two years due to God’s mercy that He granted (a result of the two-day fast of God’s people) is now nearing that same period for fulfillment once again. It will be a time of humbling and awakening for the greater remnant of God’s people who were scattered after the apostasy, who will be blessed to live on into the beginning of the Millennial reign of Jesus Christ.”
Then, at the end of that Posting… “In closing, rather than a full three and one-half years of great suffering from massive worldwide devastation, God’s two end-time prophets are witnesses (Mr. & Mrs. Weinerdude) of the mercy and patience of God. This witness is at a time in the history of mankind when God’s judgment is being poured out upon the world during this final end-time. God’s judgment always has been, first and foremost, one of great mercy and patience toward mankind. Since this end-time world has refused to respond to such mercy (as it always has failed to do), now the execution of judgment has begun. A witness of two and one-half years is now passing and one year now remains.”
Time is running out! The countdown to Christ’s return continues to narrow. The truth is—God’s truth is—there are now 42 weeks remaining to the return of Jesus Christ as King of kings and the establishment of God’s government over all nations.
One year till Mr. and Mrs. Weidnerdude become "god's" and rule with a rod of iron over the rebellious world. That is something to really look forward to......NOT!
8 comments:
Why does Weinerdude even bother? He's gone. Shooting star. He already put it all on the line and blew it. He's about as inspired by God as a helium balloon, and just about as hilarious.
BB
Given the short time left, he sure hasn't been saying much. From what I read, some people think he is looking for a way out- possibly handing off to someone else. Of course as many times as he has been wrong, I surprised he still has followers.
well, in a perverse sort of way, I'm happy to see people prove that they don't have the annointing of prophecy. That was pretty much what opened the door to my own leaving back in 1975. Sometimes we think we're clever and effective by presenting huge bodies of evidence against Armstrongism, but really all it takes to wake people up is a failed ACOG prophecy, or the realization that British Israelism is totally bogus.
BB
"all it takes to wake people up is a failed ACOG prophecy, or the realization that British Israelism is totally bogus."
You'd think so. But, as I've learned dealing with theists like you, not everybody is rational all the time. Know what I mean?
I never heard of this guy until recently. He stands out, though, in his boldness. No one else has the balls to "set dates" (not since the Great Disappointment of 1975, anyway).
"all it takes to wake people up is a failed ACOG prophecy, or the realization that British Israelism is totally bogus."
Those factors, along with tithing and D&R, were the factors that sent me packing also. At first, I floundered around and listened to Ernest Martin and a multitude of others before finally realizing what a load of garbage the whole premise was.
Casey, I really don't think it takes "balls" to set dates. All it takes is a classic amount of stupidity and haughtiness plus a great deal of desperation to be that special one.
Yeah, well, it is certainly a weasel who is vague in his "predictions" for the purpose of plausible deniability--or worse, one who practices postdiction to make it look like they have "the gift of prophecy". The CoG cults engage in all of this nonsense, but it is rare to see someone actually making concrete predictions that can be scientifically tested by waiting and seeing. That's all I meant. It's bold in the same way walking on water is bold. Either way, you're going down. Most "prophets" have learned by now to stay safely ashore and tell fish stories instead.
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