Dennis Muses...Should Christians Vote?

 

New Restored Version
"And how can anyone preach if they goof up being sent? Therefore it is written: "How beautiful are the feet of those who vote with them!"

Roamings 1: 16

 

 

You laughin' at me?  So you think I'm funny?  Do I amuse you?  I still got 3 days...

 

 

You're scoffing aren't you?  I don't like scoffing.

So you think you can scoff at Joshua as spoken of by Haggai the Prophet?

 

 

I did my part...It's Christ that let me down...I had it all figured out...but nooooooooo.  Christ had other things to do it seems...Probably trying to get people's attention with wind, rain and fire or some dumb ass idea as that...

 

 

Well let me tell you something you losers....

 

 

 

I did my part...

 

 

I worked really hard on this theory about me.  I put a lot of hours in on this study.  Four whole years!!!   I had the manpower, the telephones and the lawn looked great. I should have worked out!!!  It was the most awesome analogy ever taken from scripture!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Oh pulllllease...not you guys too!  Where are the other 8???

 

 

 

Over in Charlotte waiting to talk to Rod who!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wrong answer!  That is unacceptable!   I don't trust you.....get otta here!

 

 

Yeah....and you leftover losers can take a hike too.  You never liked me anyway.  Ya all cost money....I'll do this myself

 

I still got bullets left from big trigger pulling....

 

 

Still..I'm kinda bummed...So it didn't work out like I thought...so what...

 

 

Hey!  You still think I'm funny?....I'm still right you know...you misunderestimate me..

 

 

 

If no one believes me... yet vill I be Jooooshhhhhua!

 

 

Saturday Evening-August 31, 2013

 

Restoration Weekend

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needed: Creative App For COG Laodicean Alerts

This has been making the rounds of various COG blogs and Facebook pages.  I think some creative person with an Armstrongite background needs to come up with a COG Alert.  

That would save a lot of problems when you are ordering extra bacon on your pizza,

 or smoking a cigar at the local cigar lounge.

This would work great in Branson this year to alert you when heretic COG members from the other 6 splinter groups are entering the same restaurant as you.  This would prevent you sharing bowling lanes with unconverted heathens from other COG's

Dennis Muses on Spiritual Babies...

 

The Evolution of Theological Ignorance and Blundering in the Restored Church of God

 

Sabbath, August 31st, 2013 will be like none other. One church again!  One building!  One Spokesman Club. One leader!  One income!  Yay!!!!!

 

 

Hmmm...It's Wednesday and I'm not seeing a lot of movement.  Phones are too quiet. This is troubling.  No...I'll be fine.

 

 

Oh please Lord...It's Friday night.  I gotta speak in the afternoon tomorrow...

 

 

Yeah...I know it's Sabbath morning...  I don't need your input.  Go submit a paper on it and shove a copy down the Council's throats.

 

 

Stop asking me what am I going to say!!!  I'll think of something!  I'm not wrong! I am... I am...

Hey....I like that title.  I am!

 

 

Ok..ok...I got it.  I know how to handle this baby...

 

 

 

I can do this!  I know how HWA got out of this stuff.  God has given me a template for this too.

 

 

I never said I waaaas Joshua.  It's a type!  It's spiiiritual!  You people just don't get it!

Sometimes I think not half of you are converted.    God has given us more time to reach the splinters.  We should be thrilled and happy. We have much to do and a college to build. Time is short but not that short.  I was bored..ok!  You happy?  I needed something overarching to do with myself this past summer!  So excuuuuuuuse me for livin'!  Now go tell those women they have no say!  Church women...tell your husbands to give more!  Now....I was looking at another Steuben piece for my office...

 

 

So right there Gary, Dennis, Biker Bob, Moeller, Glenn, Douglas, Usher and all you losers  on Banned HWA, which I don't read by the way...

 

 

Have you guys seen how cool we cut the grass around here!

Awesome, Makes ya gyrate in your seats don't it!  And NO ONE has ever quite cut grass like we cut grass.  I'm gonna be just fine!

Onward!!!!!