Friday, September 6, 2013

Mr. Diehl repents


Homer Simpson Doh Pictures

I have repented and removed my mistaken view that David C. Pack had a bad case of Illeism, which is the habit of speaking in the third person , i.e.  "Mr Pack will have more never before understood knowledge about the Haggai Prophecy shortly..."   I mistook , evidently, an authorised biography for an autobiograpy. His writer must have written his announcement of upcoming announcements.   May Dave Pack be able to do the same thing when he realizes his mistaken view of Haggai and himself...


 Anonymous said...
Just for the record: David Pack's story was an authorised biography, not an autobiography, as you claim.

Thanks for your clarification Anonymous.  Really...thanks!  

Restored Church of God Advertising Gone Wrong (Updated)

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News article is here:


This was sent to me this morning.  Talk about bad advertising placement!

Davey Pack is attempting to get his word out to all the pagans so that they will know who the superfantabulous Restored Church of God is.  Way to go Davey!  This is really impressive!


Here is another one.  

The Museum of Hoaxes.  
Considering Dave Pack's recent hoax on the COG's, this is appropriate!


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Thursday, September 5, 2013

E. W. King Forbids Alcohol and Vegetarianism Because He Is Now A Kind of Zadok the Priest or Something.....




Eric King had a nightmare the other night.  In that nightmare his god came to him to reveal new hidden knowledge. Kind of in the same vein as the  nightmare that Loma Armstrong had decades ago that led HWA to turn religion into a business.

In King's nightmare, it was revealed to him that as the "porter" of the new and improved Worldwide Church of God he is also a type of Zadok the priest.  As the Zadok "porter" of the WCG he has to set the example and swear off alcohol.


What is with these idiots calling themselves "Mr." all the time?



This Revelation was received on July 5th of 2013 and is now given to ALL COGSR members and students. Please do not take this instruction lightly but with prayer and fasting.

As many of you know we here at the true Worldwide Church of God do not believe that it is a sin to drink alcohol in moderation. We are against the use of tobacco and the eating of unclean foods. As of July 5th 2013 I myself have stopped all use of alcohol. Why? During this 7th Church Era God is revealing “seventh church time revelation”. God is calling us to become a Holy Nation. Jesus Christ is the King of the Zadok [Melchizedek]. We read of the Zadok; “No priest shall drink wine when he enters the inner court.” [Ezekiel 44:21] Those “gate keepers” of the “outer gate” will not feel called to obey this commandment. But the “porter” of the inner gate [the Zadok] will not drink alcohol.
We read that in Acts 10:9-28 the apostle Peter received a dream while he was very hungry. In the dream God presented a “great sheet” coming down from heaven which had unclean animals walking on it. God commanded Peter to “kill and eat”. Peter told God that he had never eaten anything unclean. This shows that while Jesus was alive in the flesh He never instructed any of His apostles to eat unclean foods. So what did this VISION mean? We read that after Peter awoke from this trance: “Now while Peter wondered within himself what this vision which he had seen meant…” [Acts 10:17] You must understand, Peter knew that God did not mean to eat unhealthy foods…so what was God trying to tell him?
Damn!  You mean I am not supposed to be eating bacon???????

God was telling Peter that the gospel could now be preached to the Gentiles [non-Israelites]. The Gentiles were understood as “unclean” because they were not of literal Israel. Cornelius was a Roman centurion, a Gentile [of the nations], who had been praying that God would allow the Gentiles to receive the gospel of Jesus Christ. God had heard the prayer of Cornelius and had informed Peter through the vision that God had now opened the “door of salvation” to the Gentiles. Peter finally understood the vision:

“But God has shown me that I should not call ANY MAN COMMON OR UNCLEAN.” [Acts 10:28]
Eric's god also told him that besides swearing off all alcohol, he is to be strictly kosher.  But more importantly he and his cult are NOT to be vegetarians (like Adam and Eve) because vegetarians are dirty, filthy, unrepentant, pagans

So not only are the Zadok not to drink alcohol but they are also to strictly follow the CLEAN DIET [food laws] of God [Leviticus 11]. Our bodies are the “temple of the Lord”. Now many who study with us will struggle with these commandments of the Lord but with God “all things are possible”. If you want to be part of the Final Remnant of God’s people and become part of the Holy Nation you must be obedient to these commandments. Otherwise you will be Laodicean.

Also, we are not to be “vegetarian”. The pagan doctrines of vegetarianism must be avoided! Many today are commanding us to “abstain from meats which God created to be received”.

The pagans are “…commanding us to abstain from foods which God created to be received [clean meats] with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the Truth. Every creature of God is good, and nothing to is to be refused [meat is okay to eat] if it is received with thanksgiving, for it is SANCTIFIED BY [through] THE WORD OF GOD  [Leviticus 11] AND PRAYER.” [1st Timothy 4:3-5]

Please understand, God is calling us to be Priests and Kings. We are to take very seriously our calling. Please pray and follow God’s command.

E.W.King

   “Christian Reality…the spin stops here!”
 Which translates into: Christian Stupidity...Where the Bullshit Never Ends