Elijah Passover Dave: The Earth Will Be Destroyed By God If The Devil Is Allowed To Discredit Or Kill Me

Thanks to Passover Dave the earth will not be destroyed, even though Satan is really, really pissed at Passover Dave. Whew! What a relief!!!!!  Apparently Passover Dave's god will not even allow Passover Dave to be discredited!  Passover Dave is such a superfantabulous man of God that it is impossible for Satan to discredit him. If by chance the devil succeeds in discrediting Passover Dave then we are doomed to destruction.

Passover Dave sees himself as the most significant human to exist in history.  He has already left Jesus Christ in the dust.  Who needs Jesus Christ when Passover Dave's here!

123 – Just a few more points before some concluding points – it's come time to ask, why is Joshua and not Zerubbabel, or anyone else, shown as so hated by the devil in Zechariah 3 and verse 1? Why? Why Joshua? You ever wonder? Let's just, let's just stop; nowhere else in scripture do you see anyone so hated that the devil is shown right beside him. Is it just the Judah-Jerusalem-Jericho-Jesus connection, or is it something even bigger that causes the devil to want me dead above all human beings on earth? If Elijah's commission is stopped God said he would destroy the earth, brethren. Now, if you're uncomfortable with me holding that job, you couldn't be as much as I am; somebody has to hold it. And you better go looking for that man because the only alternative is break scripture because God says without him he would destroy and strike the earth with utter destruction.

If the devil can kill, or discredit, or block me using every means possible he can make God – put God in the position – to destroy this planet, the only place in the universe where there is life and God is reproducing himself. 

Elijah Passover Dave: I Am The ONLY One Who Recognizes Herbert Armstrong For What He Was And The ONLY One To Write A Book About Him

The only person on this entire earth who understands Herbert Armstrong and what he did is Passover Dave.  No one in any leadership position in ANY of the splinter cults understands HWA as Passover Dave does. No one!  He can't talk about or even pretend to understand Jesus, but knows all about HWA.  Idiot!

It's interesting that some of those who are leaving have said we've got to return to Mr. Armstrong's teachings and go back and reject all the things that Mr. Pack taught us. "Our problem is that we got away from Mr. Armstrong" – they're going back to worship him and they're slaughtering and spitting on thousands of scriptures that they once professed to believe, but they need to justify their leaving, and it is interesting they're telling people to go start reading Mr. Armstrong again, like we didn't do that. I'm the only one that's produced a whole book; Herbert Armstrong's Life in Proper Perspective. I've quoted him hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of times, over and over and over again. But they're worshippers, they're idolaters, and they want to reduce Herbert Armstrong. If they'd stayed here they would-a had a bigger one, but the issue was they didn't want to accept certain things, and it's usually about money. The more years I sat in Mr. Armstrong's role as his successor I came to be more in awe of him over time, not less. I'm repeating myself, but in fact the perspective that comes from my position maybe the only one who can uniquely see Mr. Armstrong's true size in God's plan for what it was; I knew him, I've sat in his seat – I might say in Moses' seat – now for almost sixteen years; I still marvel at his doggedness to succeed against all odds for fifty six and a half years. I'm honored to elevate him.

Elijah Passover Pack: I am so highly favored by God that a pick-up truck passed right though my car!

oops....no choof-boop this time!

Elijah Passover Dave now reveals how phantom trucks have...choff-booped... right through him!

One time when a truck passed right through my car – the same way that woman in the van – I'm the only one who could really relate to the woman in the van passing right through a semi twice. I've done that, I saw a pickup truck pass right through my car; just choof-boop, just like that it's behind me. You can give that whatever weight you'd like in light of Luke 1:65.