Are The Two Witnesses Currently Walking In Our Midst?

 

Are the two witnesses already among us? Many in the COG have claimed they are one of the two witnesses, including Ron Weinland and his dingy wife Laura. We thankfully know for a fact that Bob Thiel is not one. It is an impossibility. Gerald Flurry and Dave Pack are not them either. So who does that leave? Is it me and Dennis? 

We need to look no further than the Kitchen family. Samuel and his brother just might be those two witnesses! Bob Thiel, eat your amateurish heart out! Poor little guy.

Samuel and his brother went on a disastrous journey last year to Jerusalem for the Feast, calling all converted Church of God members to join them there. After having a con pulled on them for hotel reservations, they headed off to Petra. Thankfully while in the Middle East, they did not try and pull a Denis Rohan stunt and start WWIII.

Last year, my brother and I WENT TO JERUSALEM. We were TWO of a family, and the women who came with us from Canada (our mothers in the Lord, 1 Timothy 5:2 "The elder women as mothers; the younger as sisters, with all purity."), were one by a city. We went to Jerusalem to declare the EXISTENCE of the Worldwide Church of God, to send out a call to gather in Jerusalem to KEEP THE SABBATHS OF THE LORD! The Sabbath is a day of rest.

Jeremiah 6:16 reads, "Thus saith the Lord, Stand ye in the ways, and see, and ask for the old paths, where is the good way, and walk therein, and ye shall find rest for your souls. But they said, We will not walk therein."(more on this chapter later)

Last year, we found no rest in Jerusalem, we found danger! WE HAD TO FLEE JERUSALEM! So God led us to PETRA, where we kept the Sabbaths of the Lord, though some were not there with us enjoying that rest. 

This year, more brethren went to Jerusalem (keeping what God had taught them through His servant Herbert W. Armstrong), and ended up FLEEING from the city and the dangers there, the lockdowns, finding REST in Petra. DO you think God is not preparing those of the body of Christ for the command to FLEE JUDEA when armies of the beast surround Jerusalem?

Remember last week when we reported that COG members in Israel for the Feast thought it would be a good idea to go to Petra as Jewish men, women, and children were being slaughtered? Nothing should ever stop COG members from enjoying their vacations Feast trips! 

Samuel continues:

This will then be the time Jesus speaks about in Luke 21:20-21 “And when ye shall see Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that the desolation thereof is nigh. Then let them which are in Judaea flee to the mountains; and let them which are in the midst of it depart out; and let not them that are in the countries enter thereinto.”

Prior to this event, the call to come to Jerusalem was DECLARED! When the armies surround Jerusalem, then the call TO NOT COME TO JERUSALEM shall be declared!

The call to come to Jerusalem, to keep the Sabbaths of the Lord HAS BEEN MADE BRETHREN.

Well, ghastly days! All of you backsliding Laodiceans who REFUSED to heed the call last year to go to Jersuelam are screwed! No more Jerusalem for you! Bad Laodiceans! Bad!

Samuel issues a final warning:

The Worldwide Church of God is heading on a track to JERUSALEM! Those who have departed from God, who can REPENT....PLEASE DO! That's what it is all about! Jesus Christ will forgive our sins, if we confess them to God. The blood of Christ can make you clean AND YOU CAN RETURN AND BE THE WORLDWIDE CHURCH OF GOD you were originally called to be of.

So there you have it. Salvation is only available if and when you rejoin the one true church, the Worldwide Church of God. 

Philadelphia Church of God And Its Fraudulent Gospel Message Roadshow

 

We have all watched over the last several years as the Philadelphia Church of God has taken its Celtic dance propaganda on the road to try and bamboozle the unsuspecting public that they are receiving a gospel message. They have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars building dance studios on the cult compound to cater to  Flurry's grandkids and others to learn Irish dance. These wanna-be Michael Flatley's believe they are dancing the sacred dance of David and of the Israelitish peoples.

This shere lunacy got spurred on by the absolutely asinine idea that the dirty rock they dug up in Oregon, which Herbert supposedly prayed at, was to be the new coronation stone that the creature they call "christ" would come back and sit upon after wiping out 1/3 of humanity. 

PCG has spent millions in tithe money to fund this traveling shitshow of absurdity. They have just completed a seven-week roadshow with this production. Apparently, some members have dared to complain about the cost this has incurred on the church, its members, and the families of the dancers. 

So, to dispel these nasty rebellious rumors spurred on by Satan himself, the PCG instructed Lil'Joel to spread the good news about this awesome gospel message. After spending more time in the closet coming up with the proper things to say, he wrote an article for the Philadelphia Strumpet.

COGNews had this up the other day:

Irish Dancing? Why are we doing this? 

 

In the November-December 2023 issue of their magazine Royal Vision, Joel Hilliker writes:

“My wife and I were able to join the seven-week CelticThrone tour this summer.

This show is the result of years of work God has been doing, working with families and providing opportunities.

Yet for most of those years, we had no idea where it was leading.

Our pastor general didn’t have a master plan to one day stage a traveling show to perform for audiences nationwide. Surely God had that goal in mind, but He had to gauge our interest and commitment. Mr Flurry supported and encouraged the program, but it was every family’s decision whether to make the sacrifices needed to attend classes and competitions.

Did you notice that the members were being tested to see how they reacted to this shitshow? If it had failed then the members would be at fault. They failed the test. 

After all, EVERYTHING that goes wrong in the Church of God movement is the member's fault, never the idiot leaders' fault, just the members.

I’ll be honest: I was not very excited about it. It required significant travel and great expense, absorbed a lot of time and energy, and provoked much disappointment and many tears – such as when competition results failed expectations and dashed hopes.

At times I thought, Why are we doing this? Is this really best for my family?

The answer, for me, basically came down to one thing: 

 

This is what Mr Flurry wants. God’s man is encouraging it; he’s opening doors and providing opportunities – so we are going to do it.” 

 

Is Joel Hilliker subtly questioning the diversion of increasingly great resources toward an entertainment that has little if anything to do with spreading the gospel?

It is no longer shocking to see the lengths that various Church of God groups will go to NOT discuss Jesus or anything about the New Covenant that they are "supposedly" followers of. Instead, these COG's continually look back to the good old days of the Old Coveant when all the rules and regulations were laid out for them to follow. That wonderful period of time when their god was eagerly looking for ways to destroy humanity. They look back with wanton desire at Hebrew prophets and personalities who were strong men of faith wishing and believing that they could only be like them. The hero worship of these guys by the PCG is appalling. Imagine if they put that much energy into actually being a follower of Jesus!

Jesus has to be up there in that heavenly kitchen thinking, "What the Gehenna fire is wrong with these people? After all this mess with Bob Thiel, we now have to deal with this. Ghastly days, all they had to do was simply follow me and be at rest and at peace."

When and Why Faith Fails: The Silence of the Gods:

 

Psalms 91:7 

4He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler. 5Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day; 6Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday. 7A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee. 8Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked. 9Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation; 10There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

YHVH-JESUS-ALLAH

Pick up....

Psalm 34:

4I sought the Lord, and he answered me;

he delivered me from all my fears.

5Those who look to him are radiant;

their faces are never covered with shame.

6This poor man called, and the Lord heard him;

he saved him out of all his troubles.

7The angel of the Lord encamps around those who fear him,

and he delivers them.

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Psalm 22:1

My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

    Why are you so far from saving me, from the words of my groaning?

2 

O my God, I cry by day, but you do not answer,

    and by night, but I find no rest.

Rome Destroys The Temple

70 CE

Train to Oblivion Germany 

I Kings 18:

Then they called on the name of Baal from morning till noon. “Baal, answer us!” they shouted. But there was no response; no one answered. And they danced around the altar they had made.

27 At noon Elijah began to taunt them. “Shout louder!” he said. “Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened.” 

28 So they shouted louder and slashed themselves with swords and spears, as was their custom, until their blood flowed. 29 Midday passed, and they continued their frantic prophesying until the time for the evening sacrifice...

 But there was no response, no one answered, no one paid attention.