Dave Pack: Herbert W. Armstrong Was Not Nearly As Usable By God As We Used To Think

 

Doctrinal Precisionish

 

The Restored Church of God once valued the concept of doctrinal precision and stability. Pastor General David C. Pack used to care about the nuanced details of Scripture to preach what the Bible taught accurately.

 

But for the last few years…not so much. This is especially true regarding beefing up Third Tithe offerings and implementing New Moon ceremonies. They want to stress what the Bible says while simultaneously ignoring what the Bible says.

 

"The Greatest Unending Story!" Parts 480-483 are a self-contained cycle of doctrinal establishment and whiplash debunkery. For David C. Pack, it IS, and it IS NOT are both correct answers. It just depends on the timing.

 

 

The topic of New Moons is sure to be THE hot topic at RCG socials until Dave walks it back into the cardboard box tucked on that dusty high shelf in the garage. But, in the meantime, during Part 480, he had to squeeze past another reminder that Herbert W. Armstrong of The Worldwide Church of God was Not-Nearly-As-Usable-By-God-As-We-Used-To-Think. How could a man claiming to be an apostle during his lifetime die misunderstanding so many of the things he taught and still be considered an apostle?

 

Dave may want to chew on that one for a bit.

 

Part 480 – November 18, 2023

@ 1:09:38 Now, it's all this. It's the proverbial it’s just easy-peasy. It’s simplicity. We had a couple people quit the church, “I’m not gonna keep New Moons. Mr. Armstrong didn’t teach it.” Mr. Armstrong said it was optional.

 

Yet, Dave is making it mandatory due to “because I say so” theology.

 

@ 1:09:51 So, then maybe they shoulda just stayed and not kept New Moons. They’da been in bad shape, but still. But, no, the the the that the the they're not they're not gonna stay.

 

Since when is that an option in The Restored Church of God? Dave must not have been in the room for Eager Edward Winkfield’s New Moon Smilefest. There was no mention of compliance wiggle room for the more discerning members.

 

If some members fled the biblical corruption and prophetic insanity, that means not all of them are entirely asleep or spiritually destroyed yet. Maybe there is hope for more to wake up and walk out of the religious horror show in Wadsworth.

 

@ 1:09:59 Even though New Moons is mentioned. What’d I read? Twenty times in between Sabbaths and Holy Days. You’re to observe them. Forever.

 

Also, twenty times NOT commanded. Forever once the Kingdom gets here. God willing, I shall be observing New Moons when Jesus Christ returns. But not now.

 

@ 1:10:08 “No, Mr. Armstrong didn’t teach it.” Mr. Armstrong didn’t teach any of these Kingdoms. So, you know, let’s just get rid of ‘em.

 

Dave is accidentally on to something here. Usually, his mocking and misspeaks tend to be truthful when his declarations slide onto the false side of the reality partition.

 

Then, Dave projects what a dead man will say to him after he is resurrected to learn of the trashing his “not-really” protégé did to a majority of his doctrines.

 

@ 1:10:16 I’muh-nuh see him someday, and he would say to me, I know what he’d say ‘cause I spent so many hours talking about prophecy with him. More than any other man.

 

David C. Pack was not privy to Herbert W. Armstrong’s phone schedule. Dave has no idea who HWA spoke to when, how often, or for how long. This is a fantasy from the corrupted imagination of a sad little man who so desperately wants to be relevant to the legacy of The Worldwide Church of God. At the same time, he systematically dissolves their doctrines. He reduces his "Father in the Gospel" to a religious footnote who partially understood the Sabbath, Holy Days, tithing, interracial marriage, and a version of British Israelism.

 

@ 1:10:25 He would say, “You were you learned all those things and didn’t have the guts to teach them?” That’s what he’d say to me. And I’d say, “Sir, you’re right.” Except, I wouldn’t say that.

 

Dave just went to the Witch of Endor to summon the spirit of Samuel to consult with him from beyond the grave. Dave just knows what HWA would tell him. This sounds more like Dave’s conscience is gnawing at him. He just has to believe a lie in order to sleep at night to alleviate that awful feeling in his gut for slaughtering HWA’s doctrinal legacy.

 

So, in Dave's mind, Herbert W. Armstrong wants Dave to dismantle his doctrines, counter decades of the church's "administrative judgments," give excuses why HWA was unable or not allowed to understand things Dave discovered and remove the keystones of his ministry. Dave is granting himself HWA’s approval posthumously.

 

@ 1:10:35 I couldn’t face my own human father if he really understood that man. If I didn’t have the guts to teach those things.

 

The guts to teach things and get them wrong. So says Parts 480-483.

 

Davey is such a brave little boy. He makes such wonderful doodies in the toilet and not in his pants. But now, he displays his doodies on the table in the Main Hall of Headquarters.

 

@ 1:10:43 I knew that we would lose two or three or five people.

 

Quite frankly, I did not think Dave would lose any over this. If people stayed for his assimilation of titles of Jesus Christ and the White Horse of Revelation 6 is the true Jesus, not the false one, then I thought those left in RCG would buy anything. I wonder how the remainder of the hold-outs will fare when sacred names come to The Restored Church of God.

 

@ 1:10:46 Maybe there'll be some still dumb enough to quit because we go back to Four Kingdoms, or they think over New Moons. “I’m not gonna keep another one.” I made a little comment on Tuesday here that I doubted we’d keep another New Moon together as we are and I still doubt that. That much I’ll tell you.

 

The New Moon Dave doubted happened on December 13 at some point. You can check the ccg.org website if you are burning to know the exact moment science proved David C. Pack wrong again.

 

 

Dave returned for Part 481 but was not quite done driving over Herbert W. Armstrong's body with his short bus.

 

Part 481 – November 21, 2023

@ 54:11 This is the most stunning stuff in the Bible. You can understand why I battled it. You know, 31,102 verses’ll do that to you when you’re starting with the Millennium as your foundation.

 

What Dave was really saying was, “Thanks a lot, Herbert W. Armstrong. You made my life so much harder than it needed to be.”

 

@ 54:26 So, I thank God (again) for Mr. Armstrong. He saw all kinds of things.

 

Herbert W. Armstrong—He saw all kinds of things.

Just not the RIGHT things.™

 

According to David C. Pack in "The Greatest Untold Story!" Series Herbert W. Armstrong's "all kinds of things" were untrue.

 

HWA mistakenly thought the church did not need to observe New Moons.

HWA mistakenly thought the Seventh-Year of Release applied to Third Tithe.

HWA mistakenly thought Adolf Hitler was the Sixth King.

HWA mistakenly thought the Branch was Jesus Christ.

HWA mistakenly thought That Prophet was Jesus Christ.

HWA mistakenly thought the God of the Old Testament was Jesus Christ.

HWA mistakenly thought the Messenger of the Covenant was Jesus Christ.

HWA mistakenly thought the White Horse of Revelation 6 was false Christianity.

 

This list is woefully incomplete with what David C. Pack teaches that Herbert W. Armstrong got “sincerely” wrong. For those looking to find a church that upholds what The Worldwide Church of God once taught, you better move along. It is NOT The Restored Church of God.

 

 

In the pursuit of the midst of the years and when a year actually begins, Cheshvan 1 lost favor in Dave’s eyes.

 

Part 483 – December 2, 2023

@ 09:11 Well, it’s not Cheshvan 1. But, Cheshvan 1 (you will see) absolutely mimics (and that’s the best word I can use) it mimics dozens of things that seem that to that that seem to point to it when they do not. Cheshvan 1 comes almost [chuckles] as an impostor that maybe was designed to slow us down till we got close to when God was really gonna carry out His word.

 

David C. Pack’s god is a deceiver. It uses trickery and deception because Dave works too hard and fast. That lying god needed a ruse to cool Dave’s jets until it was ready to spring into action.

David C. Pack discovered that years are reckoned by the earth’s rotation around the sun instead of the lunar cycles. This means he finally caught up with third graders and thought he deserved a cookie.

 

@ 1:11:39 I never could get it right, but I was right that we would someday…we would. Cheshvan 1 does not end the year, but it does wonderfully mimic the end of the year, though.

 

He could never get it right but thought one day he would. That is the true theology of The Restored Church of God. With enough doctrinal monkeys on enough prophetic typewriters, someday David C. Pack will compose a complete and accurate version of the Mystery of God, the lock on the magic chest will pop open, and the rainbow unicorn will spring forth and carry him into the clouds of Never-Never Land.

 

Never is right.

 

The implication for the shift from Cheshvan 1 to Tevet 10 has a financial impact on the brethren of The Restored Church of God. This tiny Third Tithe mistake favors the coffers of The Business and Accounting Office. Do not ask for a refund.

 

@ 1:23:55 So, now, if time went on I would have to tell the brethren, “Brethren, can I just tell you you count your Third Tithes from the Winter Solstice. Thank you if you began to pay ‘em. And I’ll just tell the whole church, our Third Tithe income exploded. God’s people are listening.

 

But not reading their Bibles.

 

Deuteronomy 14:28

At the end of three years you shall bring forth all the tithe of your increase the same year, and shall lay it up within your gates:

 

You pay Third Tithe at the end of the third year. Not throughout, like RCG wants. Following a verse to the letter is subjective to administrative judgments and not about doctrinal precision when it does not serve their purpose.

 

@ 1:24:12 [laughs] I mean, it’s a unbelievable. Way over what I thought it would be. We tried to project it and it more than doubled what I projected.

 

Why is Dave projecting Third Tithe if it is solely for the widow, orphan, stranger, and Levite? He smells the end of the fiscal year just over the hill and cannot wait to unethically misappropriate those funds to spend on "whatever we'd do."

 

David C. Pack is broadcasting to the brethren of The Restored Church of God that he is a thief. He is counting those Third Tithe eggs before they hatch. The Common cash grab is now compounded with the deceptively-acquired Third Tithe cash grab. The financial ship is sinking, and he needs as many buckets to bail water as possible.

 

While the foolishly zealous in RCG may have been considering all those widows and orphans and strangers inside the gates of RCG who are finally going to get a dry, warm bed, clean clothes, and a hot bowl of soup instead of freezing and starving if not for their blindly obedient generosity, Dave is chuckling all the way to the bank. You all got hoodwinked with your eyes open.

 

Dave’s Because-I-Say-So doctrinal approach is literally paying off.

 

@ 1:24:19 So, God’s people are listening. I apologize. Sorta chalk it up to the urge. You didn’t have to do it. [smiling] You had to came a little early because the Winter Solstice which is the start of the year of when the harvest is over, that’s the season of harvest.

 

When it comes to money with The Restored Church of God, error only favors one direction: In. With New Moons and Third Tithe, having doctrinal precisionish is good enough assuming the checks clear, and they can hold off on putting a Campus house up for sale.

 

As long as the brethren of The Restored Church of God allow David C. Pack and the hireling enablers at Headquarters to continue lying to them, lying to them, they will.

Marc Cebrian

See: Doctrinal Precisionish

UCG on Magicians, 10 Commandments, Mark of the Beast, Fox Mulder, UFO's and SAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAN

Last week we had Living Church of God worried about the most powerful god in COGland and this week it is United Church of God's time to weigh in the all powerful one. With UCG though, they toss in the magicians, 10 commandments, mark of the beast, UFO's, Fox Mulder, and Simon Magus to keep their members  fearfully looking over their shoulders.  Reading their missive you quickly see that they consider all Christians outside the minuscule COG fantasyland as blithering deceived idiots who are easily entreated by big meanie Satan who is always portrayed as more powerful than Jesus. 

Revelation 13:16-17 says: “He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” 

 

The answer to how people will be misled and tricked is a remarkable thing to consider in this modern time. Deception comes from a direction most people wouldn’t suspect. Interestingly, this is precisely how Satan has worked to defraud humankind throughout history since Adam and Eve in Eden. 

If you really want a test case in deception look no further than Church of Godland and batshit crazy church leaders we have today. No one could have ever imagined the agents of deception that litter the COG universe with the likes of Bob Thiel, Dave Pack, Ron Weinland, and Gerald Flurry. But then they learned it from Gerald Waterhouse, Rod Meredith, GTA, HWA, and others that spoon fed lies and half truths to members for decades. 

Revelation 12:9 warns us: “So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.” 

 

Satan the Devil has interacted with mankind in various and sundry ways since humans came to dwell on earth. As a result, in the garden of Eden, Adam was misdirected to disbelieve God. So now we have a world which largely rejects God and His word. Most churches reject the Ten Commandments and teach their parishioners they are done away and nailed to the cross at the crucifixion of Christ.

COG leaders have an absolute meltdown of Christians who say thee 10 commandments are not in effect today completely ignore this:

“Now if the ministry that brought death, which was engraved in letters on stone, 

came with glory, so that the Israelites could not look steadily at the face of Moses because of its glory, fading as it was, will not the ministry of the Spirit be even more glorious?”

2 Corinthians 3:7-8

To most COG leaders and many members the 10 commandments are the Golden Calf of the church, more important to many than Jesus. These church leaders never talk about Jesus or defend him or the New Covenant they way they do the 10 commandments.

The 10 were a contract between God and humans in the old covenant. In the new covenant the contract is between God and Jesus and their faithfulness to each other, humans are not part of that. The old covenant was based on the God and the peoples faithfulness. The people failed, not God. The new covenant is based the Father and the Son's faithfulness to each other. Humans are now beneficiaries of this covenant. Beneficiaries do  not have to do anything, it just is. Grace, justification and sanctification all rolled into one.

Anyway, back to the rebellious seducers:

In the early times of the Church, Philip successfully preached the gospel in Samaria. He encountered Simon who practiced sorcery or magic. Acts 8:9-11 says he had, “Astonished the people of Samaria, claiming that he was someone great, to whom they all gave heed, from the least to the greatest, saying, ‘This man is the great power of God.’ And they heeded him because he had astonished them with his sorceries for a long time.” 

 

No doubt Simon not only was a master at magic tricks which hood-winked the inhabitants of Samaria, but he had demonic help as well which helped deceive people. Jannes and Jambres used magic when they confronted Moses and Aaron in Egypt (Exodus 7:11-12, 22; 2 Timothy 3:8-9). Incidentally, a possible meaning of their names in the Hebrew is “he who seduces and he who makes rebellious” (Gateway Encyclopedia of the Bible, Jannes and Jambres). Moses performed real miracles by the power of God, such as making his rod a serpent, which the sorcerers with their magic and satanic help also appeared to do. It is to these events that Paul is referring in 2 Timothy 3:8.

Who are our modern day hood winking seducers in the church? Look at Dave Pack and his endless stream of failed predictions, or Gerald Flurry and his Irish dance/prayer rock/coronation stone, or Bob Thiel and his endless half truths and outright lies about prophecy, and his right to be a church leader and the manipulation of his Africa followers. Also, how can we forget Rod Weinland? This fool has a track record of prophetic failures longer than Dave Pack's current list. Plus, Ron Weinland is our only convicted felon leading a COG today (well, maybe we should include Bob Thiel's African evangelists here). Who could have ever imagined the morons we have leading COG's today!

Next, Simon Magus enters the picture along with simony:

When Simon (Magus) the sorcerer saw this power being used by the apostles through the Holy Spirit as being genuine, unlike the trickery he had used to bewitch the Samaritans, he offered to pay money to the apostles so he could have this same ability to bestow the spirit to whom he chose by the laying on of hands. The apostle Peter’s words were resoundingly stout against his request; he rebuked him and said, “Your money perish with you, because you thought that the gift of God could be purchased with money!” (Acts 8:20). The act of simony, or paying for position, is named after Simon Magus. He did not repent, and later in history he would play a role in the emergence of the false church of Rome.

The modern day version simony in the COG is tithing. People are taught that their salvation depends upon (which it doesn't). Buying their way into the kingdom, or as the great Led Zeppelin song says, "buying their stairway to heaven".

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

And she's buying a stairway to Heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the West

And my spirit is crying for leaving

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune

Then the piper will lead us to reason

And a new day will dawn for those who stand long

And the forests will echo with laughter

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now

It's just a spring clean for the May queen

Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run

There's still time to change the road you're on

And as we wind on down the road

Our shadows taller than our soul

There walks a lady we all know

Who shines white light and wants to show

How everything still turns to gold

And if you listen very hard

The tune will come to you at last

When all are one, and one is all

To be a rock and not to roll

Then, the article jumps to a soon coming invasion from outer space of UFO's to divert peoples attention away from Christ's return. I could have swore Bob Thiel wrote this shit, but no, it was Jim Tuck regaling us with his amazing wisdom once again.

The guardian.com on June 9, 2023 published an article, “A whistleblower claims the US has alien vehicles. But where’s the proof?” The article states:

“According to the Debrief, Grusch’s knowledge of non-human materials and vehicles was based on ‘extensive interviews with high-level intelligence officials.’ He said he had reported the existence of a UFO material ‘recovery program’ to Congress and filed a complaint with the intelligence community inspector general. That complaint contained classified locations, program names and other data, the Debrief said.

“But in a follow-up interview with NewsNation on Tuesday night, Grusch said the US had also found alien pilots. ‘Well, naturally, when you recover something that’s either landed or crashed, sometimes you encounter dead pilots and believe it or not, as fantastical as that sounds, it’s true,’ Grusch said. Grusch said there was a ‘sophisticated disinformation program targeting the US populace’ to suppress information on UFOs, which is a common conspiracy trope in the UFO community.”

Many feel the intelligence agencies are suppressing this information and hiding it from the American people. The effect is, the more it is covered up, the more it is discussed. Many are tuned into Sci-Fi and the old X-Files television series which often showed the poster above Mulder’s desk which said, “I Want to Believe.”

It is possible the UAP issue, in the form of an invasion from space, could be utilized to fool people into believing Christ has returned and by this means the Beast’s one world government could be brought to fruition. It is something many might think could not happen, but it is a strong possibility.

The apostle Paul states in 2 Thessalonians 2:9-12: “The coming of the lawless one is according to the working of Satan, with all power, signs, and lying wonders, and with all unrighteous deception among those who perish, because they did not receive the love of the truth, that they might be saved.”

Scary times are ahead for UCG members:

People will be swayed and deceived by unbelievable signs, and by Satan’s magic show will be made to believe. If they refuse to believe, the other option is death (Revelation 13:15). In like manner, the ancient King Nebuchadnezzar erected an image and commanded all to bow down and worship the image or be cast into a fiery furnace and die. Death will be used as a powerful motivator to submit to the Beast and what is coming (Daniel 3:16-18).

Tuck goes on to talk about how church members let people sway their lives, though he really means their people of the world since no real COG member could ever fall into such a situation.

People will be swayed and deceived by unbelievable signs, and by Satan’s magic show will be made to believe. If they refuse to believe, the other option is death (Revelation 13:15). In like manner, the ancient King Nebuchadnezzar erected an image and commanded all to bow down and worship the image or be cast into a fiery furnace and die. Death will be used as a powerful motivator to submit to the Beast and what is coming (Daniel 3:16-18). 

 

Shadrack, Meshak and Abednego, as well as the prophet Daniel, set an incredible example for all those upon whom the ends of the world are come, to follow. When commanded by the king to bow and worship the idol they resolutely stated, “O Nebuchadnezzar, we have no need to answer you in this matter. If that is the case, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and He will deliver us from your hand, O king. But if not, let it be known to you, O king, that we do not serve your gods, nor will we worship the gold image which you have set up” (Daniel 3:16-18). 

 

Our minds must be set, as Daniels friend's hearts were, to face the challenges we have ahead of us. Our love for righteousness and truth must be such that we would be willing to suffer and die for it if need be.

Real Christians have been willing to suffer and die for Christ for centuries, and still do to this day, but now COG member needs to suffer and die to support a COG minister or leader. 

If your life is in upheaval because of COG leaders and ministers then remember this, there is another road you can take:

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now

It's just a spring clean for the May queen

Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run

There's still time to change the road you're on

Double Minded (Part 2)

 

Double Minded (Part 2)

 

David C. Pack kicked his own butt.

 

When “The Greatest Unending Story!” Parts 480 and 481 blessed the brethren of The Restored Church of God with critical end-time knowledge handed down from God to His only chosen vessel on the face of the earth, nobody could have imagined what a colossal Whoopsie-daisy that would become.

 

Parts 482 and 483 went full-on Sopranos by taking those fraudulent concepts for a late night, one-way drive into the New Jersey forest with a shovel and tarp in the back seat. Like Adriana, the RCG brethren are too numbed and confused as they stare blankly out the window to realize where they are headed and what is really happening to them.

 

The Restored Church of God hosts a nest of vipers where the Spirit of Error thrives due to the lack of accountability. Spineless, cowardly hirelings give consent to the continual slaughter of joy and faithfulness while their human idol inches his way closer to the throne of Jesus Christ.

 

When Dave gets something wrong, the latest version is always an improvement. He is also the only human being on the planet who can still be right even while being wrong. Do you think that is an exaggeration?

 

Part 482 – November 30, 2023

@ 31:27 But, two years to go, not one, is the first mistake I want to acknowledge. It simply slipped my mind, and the picture (once it got straightened out) got infinitely better. And I know I'm right because there's a giant thing WE missed.

 

James 1:8

A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.

 

Being double-minded is the least of David C. Pack’s problems.

 

 

The Kingdom of God Arrives on April 8, 2024!

No, wait. I meant to say December 21, 2023!

 

Part 480 – November 18, 2023

@ 29:26 Okay, so be comfortable with me telling you to put on your Thinking Caps. Now, we’re gonna ask hard questions about Abib 1. I told you I had more to say. But, there were still things gelling…But, I'd been battling things for a long, long time, and I determined that I was never gonna adjust this until I absolutely knew that I should. And I knew at that point there would come a point, and that point would be it where the Mystery of God was over and everything was plain.

 

What a silly, foolish man.

 

Dave had the brethren put on their thinking caps but left his on the table in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium. He walked away from Abib 1 a few days after this. In the meantime, enjoy his misguided and error-laden enthusiasm.

 

@ 33:37 Because if the Kingdom of God (I’ll say again) if the Kingdom of God can be proven to arrive this April 8^th, the night of this April 8^th, then you’re going first before that.

 

“Proven” is another word that should be stricken from the lips of anyone in The Restored Church of God. Proofs, facts, and math are subject to perpetual change when tossed to and fro inside the head of David C. Pack. The only thing truly “proven” during the last eight years is that David C. Pack is a false teacher and blaspheming liar. That was established a long time ago and will never be overturned.

 

@ 1:05:00 So, it can't be the year. Or the disciples were confused, and God recorded it for us so we could be confused, too. Because we’re waiting for a year that, it’s impossible impossible that it’d start anytime but Abib 1. That’s why you guard Abib.

 

@ 57:19 But, that should tell you (if you couple it with Psalm 68) that we are waiting for the Kingdom of God this Abib. Not next Abib. Meaning you will meet Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, the prophets and the apostles, and Mr. Armstrong, and everybody else you wanna see this Abib.

 

Due to stormy doctrinal weather conditions, that meeting had to be rescheduled. Dave uses the Christmas season to soft-land the significant timing change coming to the Kingdom of God's arrival.

Part 482 – November 30, 2023

@ 29:36 Is this pointing to the Christmas season when That Prophet is raised? It’s just a question. If so, we need serious proof. We need serious proof.

 

For the newcomers, That Prophet is Elijah the Prophet, who just so happens to be David C. Pack. He likes to preach about himself and insert that reminder into his messages.

@ 1:42:35 Do you follow me? Do you follow the timing? Those four fasts? Oh, that’s right. The four fasts that starts on Tevet 10. Three weeks from today. Tevet 10 has to be in the Kingdom. There is no possible way there’s no possible way that the Kingdom can come after Tevet 10.

 

Tevet 10 begins at sunset on Thursday, December 21. One bit of nuance for Part 482 is that Dave teaches the Kingdom of God comes BEFORE Tevet 10. During Part 483, he revises the timing to happen ON Tevet 10. Remember, according to Dave, unveiling the Mystery of God is a process of trial and error. Man, he really, really loves his error.

 

@ 1:43:15 There’s no possible way we can wait more than three weeks.

 

@ 1:44:34 Because once the Series is done, it’s a short distance and it’s got to be here before Tevet 10. Has to be.

 

@ 2:02:37 Now, we’ll address many verses proving all Israel rises first…I’m gonna just make it so it’s impossible to believe to ever shift away back to Abib. And I apologize for that.

 

Pause.

 

Watch David C. Pack kick his own butt again.

 

Part 482 – November 30, 2023

@ 1:45:00 We can’t go more than twenty-one days because Tevet 10 is literally three weeks from tonight because it would be tonight. Dawn in Jerusalem. Now, you can’t possibly believe it’s Tevet 10.

 

Part 483 – December 2, 2023

@ 1:09:58 …so it’s the tenth day of Tevet to be “the selfsame day.” It has to be Tevet 10. It has to be Tevet 10 or Jeremiah lied. Or he’s a false prophet.

 

The revised Dave is so confident the Kingdom of God arrives ON Tevet 10 that he wagers Jeremiah’s legitimacy.

 

@ 1:08:37 Guess what Tevet 10 is dawn in Jerusalem. It is exactly the moment of the Winter Solstice this year. Next time that’ll happen is 19 years away. Tevet 10 lines up in 2023, I mean like, within two minutes, the best I can figure it out. It’s December 21^st.

 

“Exactly the moment” is not the same as “within two minutes, the best I can figure it out.” Dave strains so desperately to warp reality into his narrative. He can even insert Elijah into this imaginary construct.

 

@ 1:10:48 It underscores Elijah rises in Tevet. It’s the Winter Solstice.

 

@ 1:11:14 And Isaiah says Elijah rises in winter, like dead-on in winter in the north, for God to reset the universe 19 days away. Years ago, we talked about whether we might someday back into the date. Remember that? Well, we did.

 

James 1:8

A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.

 

 

The Sixth King Suffocation

 

Dave is convinced he has to identify the Sixth King of Revelation 17 before God does. It stems from his primal need to be right about something since the remainder of his life’s work is a giant stockpile of errors and missteps.

 

Part 480 – November 18, 2023

@ 59:58 In fact, on Tuesday, I'm gonna tell you the name of the Sixth King, and it will absolutely shock you. Not one of you, if you spend the next 72 hours trying to think of who it is, will get close. It’s nobody you could think of. And I’ll prove it in ten different ways. It’s nothing that I even saw.

 

It will shock everyone because they would have to crawl into the corrupted hellscape of Dave's head to find that fallacious information.

 

Will he prove it in the same ten different ways that the Plan of God had four Kingdoms? Or that the Kingdom would arrive on Abib 1? Or the ten different ways that Russian President Vladimir Putin was the Sixth King back in June?

 

Here is the power of hindsight. That tease Dave uttered is fascinating for reasons that would easily escape someone if they did not remember exactly what he said and what followed.

 

His big reveal during Part 481 is that Nebuchadnezzar will be the Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth Kings. It means that Dave changed his mind between November 18 and November 21. Nebuchadnezzar was already the Sixth King before he said, “It’s nobody you could think of.”

 

Part 481 – November 21, 2023

@ 26:45 Now, we’re gonna get into a dramatic subject. We’re gonna talk about the Sixth King.

 

@ 30:06 Nebuchadnezzar carries 666. We know that. We’ve already heard that…Why? Why is he linked to three times six, not two?

 

@ 40:09 Let’s get a little more of the mind of wisdom if we could that God gives. I don’t give it.

 

Dave is unintentionally correct again. He does not give wisdom to anyone.

@ 40:15 God says he's wise and faithful. If I have any wisdom, it's because God gave it to me. This is a, I mean, this was the most complex thing I’ve ever battled. I came I wuh I went home on Saturday night and stayed up till 2:30[AM] pondering something I knew when I was giving the sermon I knew it that I had missed something literally Sabbath…

 

@ 54:55 So, God waited. First, He told me about five months ago, "Oh, wait a minute. The Sixth King is. He just is. He’s the guy in the jar. He’s wickedness in the jar who’s revealed in his season.”

 

God did not tell David C. Pack anything.

 

The Sixth King cannot be Nebuchadnezzar because he IS dead. He is not IS. He could be a WILL BE, but not IS. Dave could not see the most screaming-obvious problem with this theory at the time, partially because of his epic piss-poor reading comprehension skills.

 

@ 56:05 Why would not the same God use one king four times (counting his lifetime) until He doesn’t need him anymore and then destroy him?

 

@ 58:16 That guy [Nebuchadnezzar] had a personality was a natural fit to harbor the devil over and over.

 

Dave, you should be shaken to your core that people with certain personalities can harbor the devil.

 

After Part 481 concluded, the matter of the Sixth King was settled once and for all. Wait…no?

 

During Part 483, a few days later, Dave changed his mind again. He fell back on Russian President Vladimir Putin because he was out of ideas. How can you know this for sure?

 

Part 481 – November 21, 2023

@ 28:32 But, I did put this up there about five months ago ‘cause I knew there was a Sixth King. I just didn’t have I didn’t know exactly in what way he fit. Was he Putin? Was he somebody else?

 

Staring into the bowl of water until the middle of the night must not have brought Dave much clarity because, for Part 482, all he could do was stall when Nebuchadnezzar did not quite work out. Like so many times before, he will pretend to imply he knows more than he really does just to buy himself some time and attempt to save face.

 

Part 482 – November 30, 2023

@ 22:01 I'm gonna overwhelm you with proof, and I know some of you are gonna, “Well, what about the Sixth King?” We’ll get to him. Another big discovery.

 

But not today.

 

@ 1:13:50 For five months, I knew there were three kingdoms butch I was left with this constant conflict that would pull me back to a Fourth Kingdom because I couldn’t tell who rose when. And the Sixth Kingdom [King] was suffocating. Literally suffocating my ability and my team to understand how this played out.

 

If David C. Pack was literally being suffocated, maybe he should stop placing his head inside the prophetic plastic bag and panting wildly until he passes out. That would explain where he gets his goofy doctrinal ideas. Somewhere between disoriented unconsciousness and euphoric twilight is where David C. Pack manifests his greatest hits.

 

@ 02:03:10 The search for the Sixth King (as I said) became a suffocating factor in seeing God’s plan clearly. I found him. [chuckles] He’s not Nebuchadnezzar. But that Sixth King helped to demand four kingdoms. But I made quite a simple discovery about it. Actually, two. And a lot of miscellaneous questions will be answered…and hopefully, we'll be done then, and then we'll start our wait. Good night, everyone.

 

That is David C. Pack stalling. He was also not very confident in his fallback position as the Sixth King being Russian President Vladimir Putin. He ran out the clock and spent only five minutes on the topic. So much for proving it ten different ways, Dave.

 

Part 483 – December 2, 2023

@ 1:34:43 So, who is the Sixth King?

 

@ 1:35:05 It’s not hard. Turn over to Revelation 17. Let me show you. Show you what WE missed.

 

It was suffocating, but it is not hard now. Trust me, on my full non-authority as an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic, this will change again. There is no way on this little blue dot David C. Pack will ever be able to nail this down because he is not allowed to.

 

@ 1:35:11 If I’m gonna be faithful to God’s word, I have to be able to say I’m wrong.

 

Most mentally healthy human beings learn from past mistakes and strive to avoid repeating them. But that is not the David C. Pack way. He makes a mistake, finds something or someone else to blame, appears to admit fault, and then repeats the whole process over again. Addicts cannot get clean until they bottom out and decide for themselves they need to make a change. Dave is not on the path to sobriety.

 

@ 1:35:49 "And here's the mind which has wisdom." And I forgot this. I knew it, and I just forgot it. [chuckles] “The seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman sits.” Nebuchadnezzar is the Seventh Mountain. He cannot be the Sixth and Seventh Mountain. They have to come from different countries.

 

Dave is more accurate when he is accidental about his word choices. He has absolutely forgotten the mind of wisdom he once seemed to possess.

 

@ 1:36:09 “That’s the first thing that struck me…The only other thing was the next verse, and it was enough.“And there are seven kings. Five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come.

 

@ 1:37:27 So, Nebuchadnezzar is 666 exactly was WE thought. I’ve had to reverse some things in this as we learned more. He was a monster in his lifetime.

 

@ 1:38:35 Vladimir means (one more time) "To rule with greatness. Peaceful ruler. Ruler of the world.” Putin means “the way, the path.” That’s fascinating. Except Putin, in French, means "Whore." Oh. That's interesting, too. So, he's of the Great Whore.

 

Oh, man. How to explain the subtlety of this detail in my next letter to the Russian Consulate is going to keep me up at night. But I think I am up to the challenge.

 

@ 1:39:20 And that’s it. If it's not Putin, well, then I wouldn't know who it is. I cannot tell you, but I can tell you "one is" (and you know the timing). He's somebody out there, and there's one guy that fits the bill. He’s even real short. Almost a type of the coming Little Horn.

 

Dave is really trying to hamstring me here. The last thing I need is to be flagged by the Russian government and placed under surveillance or misunderstood reprisal.

 

So, there it is. Mr. Vladimir Putin has been “proven” to be the Sixth King of Revelation 17 again because of the “who else could it be” argument.

 

 

James 1:8

A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.

 

"The Greatest Untold Story!" is an unstable eight-year saga that cannot and will not end because the author of it is unstable and double-minded. Parts 480-483 stand as a witness to the nature of David C. Pack and those silently consenting to normalized madness.

 

David C. Pack proves to the members of The Restored Church of God who and what he is through his own words and actions. This website is just a mirror with his Post-it notes all over it. No one needs to utilize personal attacks or lies to expose the biblical fraud perpetrated by David C. Pack because he does a pretty good job of doing that himself.

 

The brethren of The Restored Church of God are somewhat trapped but not helpless in their situation. They cannot absolve themselves of all responsibility for fleeing a blaspheming, lying, false prophet. God does not accept fear as an acceptable motivation for staying in the presence of wicked men.

 

David C. Pack is a double-minded man, unstable in all his ways. Ignore the obvious to your own peril.

Marc Cebrian

See: Double Minded (Part 2)