Dave Pack: Lie # 3,999: Haggai Is A Coded Book About Me ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dave is desperately seeking to  make himself out to be the person described in Haggai.  HWA was Zerubbabel and Davey is a jackass Joshua.  In order to do that Dave has to make you believe that the Bible is a coded book that has only been revealed to him.  Dave has seen the light and its all about him.

Next notice again (from Part Two) that Haggai 1:15 describes this event as happening “in the second year of Darius the king.” For those who believe these dates pertain to the Persian King Darius (who lived over 2,500 years ago), remember the modern Zerubbabel is also described as the “son of Shealtiel” and Joshua as the “son of Josedech.” The modern types of these two men are obviously NOT sons of these two fathers of long ago, yet this is what the Bible says. The Bible is speaking in code about what are two modern leaders. Mr. Armstrong certainly knew that the ancient Zerubbabel having been born to a man named Shealtiel had nothing to do with the prophetic fulfillment of this role. The same would be true of whoever is the modern Joshua regarding the irrelevancy of the ancient figure Josedech.

Similarly, the description of the YEAR of fulfillment must also be in code. If God specified the exact year He had in mind, the entire world would know when the prophecy would be fulfilled. Get this! Now think. God does not name in the Bible (or need to) the modern Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6 and Matthew 17:11 because His Spirit will guide those who are looking to Him to see who fulfilled this role. Fruits, as well as who fit the profile, reveal that man’s identity (Herbert W. Armstrong). Similarly, to believe the prophecy is fulfilled during the reign of Darius would mean Haggai is an historical account, and not PROPHETIC. The thoughtful reader will understand this “message in code” and absorb it into his thinking in readiness for what God will do.

Dave Pack Lie #3,245 : All COG Members Will Soon Be Filled With The Fear of My god.

COG Members Heading Off to Wadsworth

Dave Pack predicts that something big is soon to happen that will fill EVERY SINGLE COG member out there with FEAR!  It doesn't matter if you church is HQ'd in Charlotte, Cincinnati, Edmond, Arroyo Grande or Glendora.  Well, maybe not Glendora since they are damned to hell regardless of what happens.  It doesn't even matter if you are a living room COG member  or listen to sermons in your pj's, you too will be joining up with Dave

This dramatic event will strike fear into all church members who who them be directed by Dave's god to change allegiance to Wadsworth and immediately send in their money to him.

Dave has predicted that THREE prominent COG leaders will all die simultaneously by the end of the year.  This dramatic even is supposed to scare the shit out all the COG members to cause an enmasse migration to Wadsworth as the Holy City.

Realize that something caused the remnant to FEAR—“and the people did fear before the Lord” (vs. 12). This is on top of obeying Him. Fear is invariably a reaction to something that happens. Whatever took place was so powerful it brought obedience in a single day. There is no hesitation described. As I have mentioned in previous announcements, a final culminating event wakes up “this people” and causes them to MOVE en masse, no matter the “house” (church) of which they were a part.

Dave Pack Lies Again: All COG Members Who Do Not Return To Me Will Loose My god's Spirit

Dave Pack in his latest Friday installment of so called prophetic writing sent was sent out to the Churches of God.  Dave, still in his own delusional state of mind, stupidity believes that ALL Church of God members will be returning to the ONE TRUE CHURCH by the end of the year.  A dramatic thing is being predicted by Dave as the defining moment when the choice comes to return. 

First recall that verses 12 and 14 both use the term “ALL” to describe the remnant returning to work in God’s House. As with some instructions recorded multiple times in the Proverbs and elsewhere, God occasionally repeats a word or phrase to bring stronger emphasis to His message. Understand God’s intended meaning in the word “all.” The Hebrew word means “whole…all, any or every…altogether…whatsoever.” Take this word for exactly what it means. A loving God is bringing “all”—ALL!—of His people (everyone who has the Spirit of God) back to His Church. Other Scriptures (to be seen later) make plain that every true Christian around the world who does not take action—at a certain crucial moment evidenced in verse 12—will lose God’s Spirit. (My article on this subject—“God’s People Back Together—SOON!”—provides more proof of this.) Think of it this way. There will not be any remnant of the remnant! Those who do not come, have ended their relationship with God. Other passages outside Haggai make this PLAIN. For now, just know that God is unmistakably clear that this is what happens to such people. I rIn weeks to come, this moment of decision will be more fully explained. We saw that the people are waiting for reunification, but mistakenly believe it is not yet time. When God provides a clear opportunity, He expects His people to ACT—and quickly! I repeat: those who do not—whether laymember or minister, rich or poor, young or old—will LOSE GOD’S SPIRIT!

If you do not heed Dave's call to you at that time then you are damned to the pits of the Lake of Fire for the rest of eternity, writhing in agony because of your stupid decision to not return.  You ass is grass because you failed to recognize and worship the feet of god's greatest living apostle EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Another point from verse 12 becomes absolutely critical to examine—and understand. Since Haggai says that the remnant “OBEYED the voice of the Lord their God,” it becomes obvious that previously “this people” had been DISobeying God. Otherwise, why this statement by God? But what were they disobeying? Here is a partial list: They rejected God’s command to be part of His one Church, which then automatically put them in disobedience to His one government. Third would be that they were not doing His Work (explained momentarily). They were also (unwittingly) stealing God’s tithes and giving them to His enemies. In addition, these enemies were teaching a wide range of other “damnable heresies” that caused God’s “truth” to be “evil spoken of” (II Pet. 2:1-2). Acceptance or tolerance of these many false beliefs had put the remnant in a further state of very REAL DISOBEDIENCE. How so?

Dave Pack Shuts Off Access to His "god" For One Day

Dave Pack moved his little cult HQ into it's new administration building the other day.  His entire church showed up to move him in. The amazing thing is that his god's work was only shut down for one day.  That's a miracle in it's self!  For one day his god had no access to anyone in the  entire world. How shameful of the RCG to inhibit it's god so!

Of course, in typical Dave style, this is the most awesome building ever built by ANY of the COG's EVEEEEEEEEEEEER!  It is unparalleled in the universe and is the epitome of perfection as it witnesses it's perfect design to the citizens of Wadsworth.  Thousands of Wadsworthians will soon be joining Dave's cult because of this.

Church members of the RCG should be encouraged that hundreds of thousands of dollars in furnishings had to be bought to keep Dave's high standards on par with Herb's.  That's tithe money that the poor and widows scrapped to send in so Dave can have a new mahogany desks, fine art and plenty of silver and gold in his office.  State of the art flat screens tv's audio equipment are being outfitted in his office.  No expense had been spared.

Soon Dave will be gloating about his other new buildings that will be completed by fall time.  Those pussy boys in LCG and PCG cannot accomplish anything or do anything as well as Davey can.  Woo hoo!

Also, we officially moved into the new Hall of Administration building on Monday and everything went extremely well. Incredibly, God’s Work was only “down” for one business day. The building has already turned out to be much more beautiful—and functional—than anyone anticipated. We are still receiving furniture, hanging pictures, finishing certain “touches” here and there—and of course unpacking. The thought that three buildings will be in place and complete before Thanksgiving on a magnificent campus has all of us inspired beyond words. Perhaps also before Thanksgiving we could be announcing a beautiful fourth building—the Student Center.