Can you imagine sitting through a week of lectures by Dave Pack and his League of 16? The lake of fire would be a welcome opportunity!
When WCG held ministerial conferences they had less and less men attending meetings if it went on for several days. So many of the meetings were boring as hell.
Dave feels it takes a week of training to get his words of wisdom across as he reeducates the returning COG ministers.
While you are there you will be taken behind the scenes to see such a mind-boggling work that you will be astounded. There are things that RCG does and equipment that it has that NO ONE ELSE ON THE ENTIRE EARTH HAS IT.........
Don't worry though. There will be NO lectures on LOVE. Love is as filthy of a word as fuck is. Nothing can be more disgusting to an rabid Armstrongite than the word LOVE.
There will be no democratic voting in Dave's new church either. It is a royal waste of time to be voting on budgets, leaders and polices. There is only ONE budget controlled by ONE man who is the ONE person in charge who sets ALL polices and doctrines. Guess who that ONE man is.......
Ministers throughout the splinters can look forward to powerful, annual Ministerial Conferences
similar to what we all experienced in the past under Mr. Armstrong. For
more than 10 years, The Restored Church of God has held conferences
each year. A few years ago, we expanded to six full days of
lectures. This was necessary due to the vast amount of information that
is so important to convey to the ministers, and 2013 will be no
different. The Work’s many department heads take the ministry deep
inside God’s highly sophisticated Work, which utilizes cutting-edge
technology and provides countless tools that allow pastors to serve the
flock unlike ever before. These marvelous tools—found nowhere else—bring
an efficiency you must experience firsthand to believe. (Of course,
ministers also receive monthly updates and pastoral instruction via The Pastor General’s Report.)
In addition, more than 20 hours of detailed Pastoral Care lectures are
given—and on a broad range of crucial topics. Each year, our ministers
leave the Conference electrified—on fire!—to better serve God’s flock.
Many of you ministers in the splinters will soon again feel the
excitement of coming together with probably several hundred of Christ’s
ministers each year. Weak lectures with doctrinal confusion and shallow
talk of this world’s “love,” centered around debating how many false
doctrines to accept and how many fruitless, worldly-Christian-copying
projects (a Vic Kubik slam) to implement, will be a thing of the past. Gone will be study
papers and committees to continue Joe Tkach’s policy of examining all
doctrine to “see where Mr. Armstrong may have been wrong.” And at these
conferences there will be no voting on budgets, leaders, policies,
changes in bylaws, and other unscriptural time-wasting nonsense brought
by the devil that only serve to divide and confuse God’s ministers and
God’s people. You can look forward to being part of conferences with real—true!—love, purpose, unity, peace, zeal and the power
of God’s Spirit present. And you will experience all of this in the
setting of the magnificent Headquarters Campus that God has
reconstructed for the final phase of His Work. The scheduled what I call
“Unity Conference” will fully clarify God’s doctrines, traditions, standards, policies and judgments so that all ministers and wives return to being on the “same page” as the Church enjoyed for decades under Mr. Armstrong.