The Dave Pack Malarkey Show

 

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The Malarkey Meter tipped well into the red during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 407)” Wednesday. The proof is in the pudding. Three articles from a 92-minute barfathon. It either means I am obsessive-compulsive, or David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God is just saying the darndest things.

 

A summary of Part 407 covered thus far:

 

·      Dave manipulated numbers to create a mirage of urgency with Tevet 1 on Christmas.

·      Dave lied about why Stephen of Acts 7 was killed.

·      Dave stated that Jesus Christ will return on December 25.

 

Do not forget that next Friday, December 9, at 9:35 AM EDT, is the beginning of Kislev 16 in Jerusalem. Elijah will be raised to blast the world to announce his own coming. There is a resurrection of 100 billion people in there somewhere. The 1335 of Daniel 12 will also start. Then, folks in RCG will receive salvation on Christmas Eve.

 

But there is more to cover.

 

 

The Packian Triad of Fraud was working overtime in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium last week, trying to figure out why they keep getting it all wrong. Of course, the Bible is to blame. And since God had the Bible written, the buck stops with Him.

 

@ 27:09 I’m gonna show you…[a] verse that was sort of hiding in plain sight but was difficult to understand more than any other. Why this Series was so complicated. So, buckle up. We're gonna look at why this Series was so incredibly difficult. In a single exercise. So difficult to put together.

 

I do not like hearing "tax laws are complicated" from my accountant. I do not like hearing "medicine is tricky" from my doctor. I do not like hearing "bible prophecy is incredibly difficult" from my Apostle.

 

Just do it right. That is why I'm paying you and not doing it myself.

 

Dave is funny. One week he brags about knowing every event in the Bible, but the next is, "Boo hoo. This is tough." Says the guy who can study the Bible in his sleep. I want to witness that, actually. When I do, I will let you know if he is a boxer or a commando sleeper. I cannot imagine him a tighty-whitey.

 

He also goes from “God is guiding all of this” to “we wrestled to figure it out.” The biblical accordion at work. It is. It is not. It’s God. It’s us. He can never settle. It almost sounds like a double-minded man who is unstable in ALL his ways.

 

@ 35:26 Now, nobody that I’ve ever known or heard of or read about never, ever understood what I’m gonna explain to you now. And if you follow me carefully, it will be impossible not to. ‘Cause the Bible’s just gonna tell you something that’s gonna shock you…

 

Since the Book of Revelation was written, nobody else understood this before. Dave is blessed with this distinct honor because he doodies in the toilet, not in his pants. But that process will reverse temporarily next Friday afternoon.

 

I already know the punch line, so I would call the Big Secret “interesting," but not "shocking." God does veil some of His words to limit understanding. Daniel is "sealed unto the time of the end."

 

It cannot be David C. Pack who understands it. He is a false apostle. A false prophet who lies to people, telling them they will see their dead loved ones in a week or a month or whatever.

 

Dave tries to be the one to make the unsealing happen.

 

Rather than the unsealing happens and someone will understand it.

 

Prophecy happens. Or you try to make prophecy happen.

 

Dave is a “make it happen” guy. He runs a “make it happen” church. But, even then, he cannot make it happen. That sounds like a version of hell to me.

 

Here is the Big Secret:

 

@ 37:10 [Revelation] 11:15 is out of place. As sure as :14 is. And the Eighth Head, seven years later, in front of it. It’s absolutely out of place.

 

The “here a little, there a little” principle is applied to the Book of Revelation and Isaiah. The verses in Revelation 11 belong in Revelation 8, which parallels what happens in Isaiah 11 and 29.

 

There is no point in explaining the new sequence or the thoughts behind it. Yes, there are some interesting parallels, and the flow would make more sense, but this reshuffling of the deck does not prove Dave is correct. December 9 will do that for us. Again.

 

@ 37:56 My job, at the very end, so says [Revelation] chapter 10, right after this, is to end the Mystery of God. And put everything in its right place.

 

How high is the Confidence Meter tipping these days at Headquarters?

 

Lower than the ministry would like.

 

How high is the Malarkey Meter tipping these days inside RCG?

 

Much higher than the ministry would like.

 

According to Dave, the Revelation revelation means he is right here on out because it now all fits. The whole picture is complete.

 

Go Christmas 2022! Bababooey.

 

 

This “hidden knowledge” Revelation crisis is something the religious Rahm Emanuel could not pass up.

 

@ 35:40 …and you’re gonna say, “Wow, Mr. Pack. I have a little more sympathy for you and your teamtrying to figure out the Book of Revelation. It’s just all fandangled and tangled up.

 

He expects sympathy for being continuously wrong for the past seven years. The people of RCG were not begging him to do this. He placed the mantle upon his own shoulders with an "I got this" attitude. The ungrateful, sullen faces in the audience should be welled with tears instead.

 

I thought God was guiding you and your team, Dave. I thought God was revealing all this information to His servants so His people could understand what He was about to do. I thought God's Spirit was at work with you and the ministry.

 

I guess not. You and your team are "trying to figure out the Book of Revelation, " which is why you fail. Human steam at work. December 9 will confirm this. Again.

 

@ 54:00 Took seven years to get there, but I will just say, brethren, nobody else has ever understood this…you’re the first people who have ever lived who have been able to understand how all of this lays out. And do not thank me or credit me at all. I could not figure it out. If anything, I could ask myself, “Why’d it take seven years?” But I just tell myself, “Nobody else ever understood it.”

 

To think I could have missed out on such understanding! Oh, wait. If not for the active leaker(s) inside RCG, this information would never reach the ears of us antichrists or you heathen haters out there. It is funny to consider that "enemies" inside the Church are spreading the Gospel to the world more effectively than David C. Pack is.

 

This knowledge is getting out despite Dave’s best efforts. So, which one is actually working against God in this scenario?

 

 

While Dave refrains from tossing more people into the Lake of Fire or handing them pills to commit spiritual suicide, he just has to poke at those who want to leave.

 

@ 42:07 I’ve watched people leave this Church because they just didn’t like the way I was explaining the flow of Revelation. “I just can’t make it work,” said one woman. “I’ve gotta leave.” She wouldn’t wait and let it resolve itself. It was years ago.

 

She would still be waiting today for it to “resolve itself” because until even one thing said comes to pass, it all means nothing. December 9 will come and go. December 25 will come and go. If that woman was still attending, she would still be waiting into 2023 for “Mr. Pack to explain the flow of Revelation” correctly.

 

That will occur when hell freezes over.

 

People do not leave The Restored Church of God "because they just don't like" anything. They leave because love is waxing cold. They leave because David C. Pack lies to them. They leave because their field ministers cannot explain what is going on. They leave because brethren fear being turned in if they voice concern. They leave because the Bible convicts the Pester General and the hireling enablers at Headquarters. They leave because they can see God is not behind "the work" going on there.

 

To the lady Dave mentions: You must have been very effective. Years later, you are still under his skin. Please write me at exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. I would like to hear your side of this story.

 

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word. His assurances mean nothing to him. They should mean nothing to you.

 

@ 1:26:59  I’m just trying to give you more ways to understand the 1335 is a lock as sure as 15 days after it on Christmas is a lock. I’m just trying to show you the things I’ve wrestled with.

 

How trustworthy is a David C. Pack Lock?

 

Part 199 – August 20, 2019

@ 1:52:39 These things are settling down, and brethren, I tell you before God, you can now lock them! Soon, you can go right through the wall…now I understand there’s this fourth tiny Kingdom in front of the first three iterations of the Kingdom of God.

 

Part 205 – September 24, 2019

@ 2:18:43 …trust me, one thing I’ll tell you, this is the final message…This is all locked. It’s loaded. It’s settled. It’s done. If I get an utterance from God, like John the Baptist, I’ll see you next Tuesday. But short of that, good night.

 

Part 214 – November 22, 2019

@ 44:04 Three and a half. Seven. A thousand. That is locked. I am as certain of it as rain.

 

Part 246 – April 4, 2020

@ 1:02:52 There’s no way out of the fact. That’s locked. It’s Passover. It’s Passover. It’s locked. If it’s not, we’ve been misled by a series of clues that go in the dozens, if not scores of points in scriptures that all point to Passover.

 

Part 286 – February 20, 2021

@ 1:03:39 If you embraced and accepted and you believe the 1335, you understand it. You were locked two weeks ago.

 

An imaginary friend has more credibility.

 

The Malarkey Meter is locked into the full red position.

 

And yet, the hireling enablers at the Headquarters of The Restored Church of God choose to keep him around. They are doubly to blame for this mess because they know better and allow it to continue.

 

 

Wow. That was Part 407.

 

David C. Pack will be so pissed when he gets to New Year's Eve, and I am still here writing about him. The year 2023 will roll in on schedule without a hiccup, and he will have to eat his words, "We're not gonna go another year," yet again.

 

I write this at the beginning of December, so it is on the record that the words of an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic were true, and David C. Pack was proven false. The Pester General of The Restored Church of Another god is a fraud, and the antichrist serpents were right. Ponder the implications of that.

 

It is pretty clear by now that David C. Pack has no idea what he is talking about. He may find interesting connections in the Bible, and he can put some verses together that make sense, but in the end, God is not guiding him. He will never be correct about the return of Jesus Christ. Never.

 

David. C. Pack is a false apostle. He is a false prophet. He is a Simon Magus. A King Saul. A biblical street magician who is not good enough to be featured on a David Blaine special.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

David C. Pack cannot deliver. He is not a closer. He is a caver. He is a source of angst and chaos at Headquarters. He is a festering boil on the ass of the COG landscape. He is a religious fraud and an embarrassment.

 

Part 408 is scheduled for today at 6 PM via another Livestream. It will be interesting to see what lies he has in store for us.

Marc Cebrian

See: Malarkey Meter

Dave Pack's Greasy, Slimy Math

 

Greasy, Slimy Math

 

The lie about Stephen's death in Acts 7, told during "The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 407)," was the straw that broke the camel’s back. We need to call a spade a spade.

 

You can watch that moment here.

Pastor General David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God tells lies. He has been for a long time, but it changes your viewpoint when you finally accept something for what it is.

 

The “Tevet 1 on Christmas 2022” 76-year math lie was first mentioned in Part 406, and then, a summary lie was repeated during Part 407.

 

Part 406 – November 26, 2022

@ 02:00 But, an interesting fact about that time 30 years ago was that the last time Christmas came on Tevet 1 was 1992. Thirty years ago. You already know the next time it occurs is in 2068. 46 years from now. That means that once in 76 years, Tevet 1 is again Christmas. And it so happens it's this year. So, it occurs once in a period of a little over three-quarters of a century. Now, we can suppose that's a coincidence, but I don't think most of us would do that.

 

Part 407 – November 30, 2022

@ 00:27 First, remember that Christmas [on Tevet 1] occurs once in 76 years…One time in 76 years between 1992 and 2068.

 

Are those statements examples of idiocy or a calculated manipulation? Is David C. Pack a mathematical nincompoop, or was it a verbal magic trick? Is he an imbecile, or is he lying?

 

The answers are: a calculated manipulation, a verbal magic trick, and David C. Pack was lying. He knew what he was doing because he was desperate to have another “proof” for his Christmas 2022 theory.

 

The David C. Pack way of thinking is: The more you talk, the more right you are. The louder you talk, the more right you are. The longer your list, the more right you are.

 

He has presented pages, front and back, of lists that "prove" his theory that he later abandons. I have watched in person over the years the value of his "proof list" drop to nil overnight. Having 50 or 70 or 120 proofs is a selling point one day and thrown into the shredder the next.

 

The fact of 76 years is irrelevant. It could have been 100 years or 10,000 years, and it would not make him any more correct about his impending failure. God is not behind David C. Pack. God is not behind "The Greatest Unending Story!" Series. God did not reveal to RCG that Jesus Christ is coming on Christmas Eve, but Elijah will be raised 15 days before that.

 

 

For many years while attending RCG, I did not look into what Dave presented beyond what the Bible and Strong’s Exhaustive Concordance said. People sitting in the Main Hall or at Services cannot research at the moment when something sounds "off." You are hit with such a deluge of information it is hard to write things in your notes even when you are TRYING to follow his thought process.

 

In later years, I discovered there was much insight gained when fact-checking Dave afterward. Especially in these latter years of the Series when Dave has become more careless as he deteriorates.

 

Recall his Fake World News statements about the artificial sun China launched into the atmosphere in October. That is pure comedy now. But not for the folks inside RCG at the time.

 

I credit Dennis Diehl for bringing this to my attention because I did not absorb what Dave was saying about the 76-year business in Part 406. It sounded like more Dave Pack White Noise to me. He opens his mouth, and I hear Pod People hissing.

 

After listening carefully, the blatant error was easy to spot. Calling it a mistake is naïve. Dave knew what he was doing. He was manipulating the numbers to support his cause. They have done it before.

 

Now we can examine the greasy, slimy math lie.

 

 

Dave gives special significance to Christmas occurring on Tevet 1 this year by saying it happens “once in 76 years.” If you take 2068 and subtract 1992, you get 76 years. So, the Coffee Kid’s calculator does work.

 

Here is the problem:

 

Tevet 1 on Christmas does not happen once between 1992 and 2068. It happens three times. Dave knows this. He misleadingly presented the math, so 2022 could seem significant.

 

Follow my antichrist serpent brain and count three times.

 

1992 – First Tevet 1 Christmas

2022 – Second Tevet 1 Christmas

2068 – Third Tevet 1 Christmas

 

Either David C. Pack is a moron, or he intentionally lied to the members of The Restored Church of God so he could get 30 seconds more credibility.

 

Leaving aside the expanse of time between points, if you follow his logic, between 2021 and 2023, your birthday occurs once.

 

But you had a birthday in 2021. You have a birthday in 2022. You will have a birthday in 2023. That would be three times if my high school education was worth anything.

 

For the math nerds, Dave is measuring the diameter but calling it the radius.

 

Is willful deception one of the fruits of the spirit at Headquarters these days?

 

This is a prime example of Dave adopting Bradford G. Schleifer’s greasy, slimy math that was covered in July. Two clear instances of “ministers of Jesus Christ” manipulating numbers to make their point that is proven to be fraudulent upon careful examination.

 

I am not sure which came first: the chicken or the lie. Did Dave teach Brad, or did Brad teach Dave?

 

In both cases, the mathematical ruse only works if you do not slow down to think about it.

 

 

When you further fact-check David C. Pack, more relevant points become clear.

 

Something else he knew and withheld from RCG is that a Tevet 1 Christmas also happened in 1984. It is not as “rare” within our lifetime as he wanted you to believe because he conveniently left that out.

 

While researching Tevet 1 on Christmas occurrences between 1900 to 2200, Dave actually made a “stronger case” for Jesus Christ to return in the year 2068. Well, if you buy into his logic.

 

Tevet 1 Christmas

1908

1927 (19-year gap)

1984 (57-year gap)

1992 (8-year gap)

2022 (30-year gap)

2068 (46-year gap)

2136 (68-year gap)

2174 (38-year gap)

 

No 76-year spaces are to be found. Brad should sit Dave down to explain the difference between a radius and a diameter. I would also be willing to help in that arena. My rate is $60 per hour, and Dr. Ranney has my number.

 

The only real significant gap is found between Dave’s ears.

 

 

Part 407 – November 30, 2022

@ 00:27 First, remember that Christmas [on Tevet 1] occurs once in 76 years…One time in 76 years between 1992 and 2068.

 

Is that statement an error or a lie? Is he stupid, or is he a deceiver?

 

Dave’s “metric” dissolves rather quickly once you shine a light on the big picture of what he presents. No biblical pattern. No cosmic alignment. No revelatory significance. Numbers and dates are explained deceptively to temporarily imply validity.

 

That is the kind of mentality the folks inside RCG are dealing with. Take the same twisted logic that the RCG ministry uses to distort numbers and apply it to the Bible. That is an illustration of what is going on over there.

 

An unsound mind with unsound thinking presents unsound teachings.

 

You cannot trust what The Restored Church of God ministry tells you.

 

You cannot trust what David C. Pack tells you.

 

That is not an opinion. That is just math.

Marc Cebrian

See: Greasy, Slimy Math

Dave Pack Lies

 

David C. Pack Lies

 

That may be a redundant title for those following along because the evidence is pretty obvious by now. But, to come out and write it flatly is another level, especially when your name is attached to it.

 

By their fruits, you shall know them. Even a child is known for his doings. Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. No lie is of the truth.

 

I do not address this lightly. I consider standing before the Judgment Seat of Christ to account for my actions and words. I ask myself if I am a liar or a hypocrite or a thief, or a blasphemer. It is quite sobering to ponder such matters.

 

For some, this is when I finally “crossed the line.” The question I ask when reporting on anything is, “Is it true?” To the best of my knowledge and understanding, what I write about David C. Pack is true.

 

While the hirelings at Headquarters have to stare at their shoes when they answer questions about “The Greatest Unending Story!” teachings, I can look anyone in the eyes and state, “David C. Pack lies.”

 

Want some proof?

 

Part 403 – November 5, 2022

@ 01:51 Now, more than ever, I can tell you this: Salvation will come in November 2022. See if you doubt that when we’re done.

 

Remember this?

 

Part 402 – October 25, 2022

@ 1:27:01 God’s will has been done. You made it to the 1335. The pledge is made on the dare, I say? The correct 1335.

 

These briefest of examples establish plainly that the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God has a documented pattern of speaking lies. Calling them falsehoods and error and biblical fraud has been a cautious way to pull the punches of reality.

 

However, playtime is over, and the velvet gloves are coming off.

 

“The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 407)” was given by David C. Pack on November 30, 2022. He continues pushing the Christmas-Christ Coming pretty hard and will continue it this Saturday when he force-feeds Part 408 to the brethren.

 

The proven-by-history prophetic lies in RCG have been going on for over ten years. The “I am an apostle” lie has been going on since 2005, proving that the more often a lie is repeated, the more “real” it feels.

 

But a lie is still a lie no matter how long you tell it.

 

 

@ 00:03 We all know the date that is a few days ahead. So, we’re nearing a final, complete picture of all that happens.

 

December 9 at sunset Jerusalem time next Friday is the beginning of Kislev 16 when the First Kingdom arrives to give Elijah some juice to take open his big mouth to the world.

 

The picture is far from complete, and nothing is final with him.

 

Dave then repeats a “proof” about the rarity of Christmas occurring on Tevet 1, which I breezed past during Part 406 last time.

 

@ 00:27 First, remember that Christmas [on Tevet 1] occurs once in 76 years…One time in 76 years between 1992 and 2068.

 

This lie will be addressed in another article.

 

The biblical math will tweak your brain because it is either idiotic or lunatic. Dennis Diehl and I have discussed this in two separate phone calls already. The deception is so vile it requires careful focus.

 

It is added here for documentation purposes.

 

 

@ 00:42 What if Christmas arriving on Tevet 1 at “the midst of the years” Christmas was the only thing you had? You had no other metrics of any kind. Nothing. No Mystery of God ending. No death of the Queen. Or all kinds of other things. But, if you knew absolutely that Tevet 1 has to come on a Christmas, that’s all you’d need to know.

 

And there you have it. David C. Pack is finally correct because of Tevet 1 Christmas. The members of The Restored Church of God are awaiting their Christmas Miracle. Since NORAD tracks the progression of Santa each year, perhaps RCG can sell off their winter clothes to help fund piggybacking the tracking of the return of Jesus Christ starting in Jerusalem.

 

He will bring gifts to all the good little boys and girls in RCG across the globe as he makes His way west to the Wadsworth Campus.

 

Forevermore, a season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la la.

 

@ 01:11 I’m gonna go over a few quick things just to remind you how hard is next Friday.

 

This is a family venue, so the obvious lines that write themselves will be excluded.

 

I will again officially state as an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic that Friday, December 9, will pass without incident. The members of RCG will be left to ponder having to deal with more Dave as they put on their ties and pantyhose before going to Services after practicing their plastic smiles in the mirror. 

 

Even more lights will fade from their eyes as they blankly drive to Services holding the potatoes au gratin as it goes cold amid the dead silence.

 

Who will be thrown at the lectern in the Main Hall that Sabbath to lie (reassure) the brethren that "all is well" and “we are right on track” so “do not be discouraged” because “Mr. Pack discovered some incredible new things” that “all the ministers agree” with. What’s worse is that they know it is coming.

 

@ 03:15 Got some really, really interesting things to look at today. Some puzzles and stay engaged. This is gonna be fun. Fascinating. All kinds of little things. Eye-opening things that you wouldn't believe could still be left after seven years of study. Oh, yes, there are.

 

Seven years of study will be proven to be worthless as of next Saturday, December 10. An abundance of worthless. An accumulation of worthless. A big pile of worthless.

 

@ 06:11 This proof, if you think about it, should be electrifying to you. You should just say, “There’s no way outta that.” There’s no way out of it.

 

As Ian Malcolm would say, “Life finds a way.” Dave will find a way to weasel out of this failure as it approaches. The shimmering mirage in the distance is far more tangible than the fading one up close.

 

There is no prophetic oasis for RCG on the horizon. Just a lot of hot air leading nowhere and manifesting nothing.

 

 

Dave read from the Encyclopedia Britannica explaining the popular understanding of why Jesus Christ is part of the world’s Christmas season and then added commentary.

 

@ 08:00 Christ will return to earth on December 25^th. Now, as wrong as their theology is and as wrong as they are about worshipping another Jesus anyway by many other names, it’s not a bad thing that billions and billions of Christians for the last two thousand years have believed that the Kingdom of God would arrive Christmas.

 

A generous 5% of Herbert W. Armstrong just turned over in his grave.

 

Page 21 of the RCG booklet, “The True Origin of Christmas,” states:

 

Many speak of “putting Christ back into Christmas.” This is heard every year from thousands of pulpits and elsewhere. But the true Christ was never there! Just as a person cannot go back into a room that he had never entered, Jesus Christ cannot be “put back” into an event that He has never been in, and that He in fact hates! (Again, see Mark 7:7.) The Jesus that these preachers and religionists have in mind is another Christ, one with another gospel, another spirit—the Christmas spirit!—bringing totally different doctrines and teachings.

A good refresher for those interested in what RCG publicly teaches about Christmas can watch the World to Come program, “Christmas Unveiled—What God Says!”

There is an interesting quote beginning at 18:11 that cannot be embedded. Here is the YouTube link.

 

After Christmas comes and goes this year, there will not be a need to update the RCG literature or videos because Dave will step away from the Christmas fascination and focus back on Janus.

 

 

According to Dave, angels blowing trumpets on Christmas iconography now supports the Tevet 1 of 2022 scenario.

 

@ 09:10 But that’s absolutely part of Catholic and Protestant theology. It’s an astonishing thing. And, it becomes in a way, if not a proof, an indicator that a loving God who wants billions and billions of people to have salvation would send Christ to build His Kingdom on Christmas.

 

So, God has adopted the same mindset the Roman pagans had when they rolled Saturnalia into Christianity. Change the date a tad and call it "Christ Mas” to make the official Roman religion more appealing to both pagans AND Christians.

 

The god David C. Pack preaches thinks as the Romans did. How is that not frightening? Maybe god would also move the day of worship to Sunday so those same people would have an easier time swallowing the Sabbath. I wonder if Dave has already spit-balled that one.

 

How the mighty have fallen. The David C. Pack of today is far removed from the man he was ten years ago. If we played a clip of what he says now to Dave 2012, he would think it was a demon mimicking his voice. Nobody on the planet could convince him he would say that kind of thing just a decade into the future.

 

@ 09:31 The counterfeit is that just as Christmas is arriving, the Man of Sin, who's claiming he's God with all power, signs, and lying wonders, is ready to take his place on Christmas. And at the split-second of Christmas, he is struck dead in the power of God, and the True God arrives with the True Jesus Christ in glory on that day.

 

 

Dave then makes completely unfounded false statements about the death of Stephen in the Book of Acts. He strains at every opportunity to turn the Bible into a Christmas-laden book which only exposes his pathetic desperation to sell an abomination to members of RCG.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

@ 19:36 This got Stephen killed when he cited the star on the top of the Christmas tree. They murdered him on the spot. Go back and read Acts 7. When he spoke about God raising Elijah. One, That Prophet who would come and straighten things out, and they murdered him for saying because he dared saying anything about their gods.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

Stephen was stoned for explaining that Jesus Christ was That Prophet and the Jews murdered an innocent man. The Jews did not care about "other gods," and they certainly did not care about the Christmas tree.

 

This is the verse which Dave is trying to build his house of sand upon.

 

Acts 7:43

Yeah, ye took up the tabernacle of Moloch, and the star of your god Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.

 

There was a star in the sky called Remphan. Some sources state it was “a star called Jupiter.” It was not a symbol placed upon a tree but a star depicted in ancient iconography. It was an idolatrous practice, for sure. But it had nothing to do with Christmas or the Christmas tree. Tying those together is a complete fabrication of Dave’s twisted imagination.

 

Stephen referred to ancient Israel before they were carried off into captivity in Babylon. He reminded the Jewish authorities of his day of the errors of their mutual ancestors.

 

The star at the top of the Christmas tree is the Star of Bethlehem, which came much later than Remphan.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

Dave is making it all up and forcing a Christmas angle into Acts 7 because he needs it to, not because anything he said is real. The Bible says what he needs it to when he needs it. That is the RCG Way.

 

Stephen’s words from the Book of Acts make this clear.

 

Acts 7:37

This is that Moses, which said unto the children of Israel, A prophet shall the Lord your God raise up unto you of your brethren, like unto me; him shall ye hear.

 

Jesus Christ was a Jew in Israel. The Jews of His day did not hear him. Jesus Christ was like Moses.

 

Act 7:52-54

Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? And they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers: Who have received the law by disposition of angels, and have not kept. When they heard these things, they were cut to the heart, and they gnashed on him with their teeth.

 

Stephen went on to see Jesus Christ standing on the right hand of God. And they stoned him.

 

Stephen was not killed because he denounced Christmas. Or other gods. Jesus Christ was That Prophet who the Jews rejected and had the Romans kill. That was Stephen’s point. Jesus was a Prophet persecuted by them. They betrayed and murdered the Just One.

 

The Jews of that time were not Moloch or Remphan worshippers. Nor were they Christmas tree decorators. That teaching is shallow and foolish at best.

 

Nothing in Acts 7 has anything to do with Christmas. But for now, that is the official RCG teaching “ministers” are forced to perpetuate. Well, at least for the next twenty-five days until it is walked back.

 

 

Jumping ahead to more lies, the word of God continues to be used deceitfully. Dave walks through passages in the New Testament as more proofs for Christmas, including Luke 21:34 and 1 Thessalonians 5:6-7.

 

The problem is they are recycled passages for when he warned about New Year’s Eve a while back. Each holiday is “The holiday God hates most.” Drunkenness and surfeiting verses are easily interchangeable to fit any occasion he needs them to.

 

Those verses could be used to denounce Christmas, New Year's, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, or even birthdays. I am still waiting for him to tie it into May the 4th Be With You. The peace and safety angle works there, too.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word.

 

David C. Pack has the most astonishing

piss-poor reading comprehension skills

of anyone I have ever heard.

 

But, after seven years, he finally has it all figured out. Go Christmas 2022!

 

 

@ 1:23:35 So, as far as the length of the First Kingdom, I wanted to close with a few quick verses that are just real simple. Easy to remember that help you to understand it’s 15 days. We’re right on track. Not a word, not a syllable, not a vowel or consonant I uttered last week would I change.

 

Give it time. The countdown on the website reflects the beginning of everything at the start of Kislev 16. That is calculated using Jerusalem sunset time on Friday, December 9. This will be Dave's subsequent big failure.

 

History shows that before next Friday morning, Dave will have “new clarity” walking away from this 15-day Kingdom. And when that falls apart, so does his case for Christmas 2022.

 

He will play the biblical accordion again and compress the First Kingdom to less than 15 days, then may switch back to the events being concurrent rather than consecutive. That would buy him an additional 15 days when Santa fails to eat your cookies and milk on the night of December 24.

 

Wait for it. It shall surely come. Though it hesitates. Dave's waffling. Dave's squirming. Dave's wiggling. Dave's clarifying. He will not hold fast to next Friday morning until next Friday morning. Remember, he is a caver who likes to be right about being wrong, so he can turn and point out his own "we" errors.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

More will be covered tomorrow.

Marc Cebrian

See: David C Pack Lies

Dave Pack's Words Come Back to Bite Him, Again…

 

The internet is unforgiving...its always there.

The Most Perfect and Prophetically Accurate COG Prophet Ever To Exist Says That Dave Pack Is A False Prophet

 

It is a chilly night on the central coast as the area prepares for winter rain to hit later this week. That chilliness extends deep within the Five Cities area and into the heart of the world's foremost theologian and the greatest Church of God leader to ever exist in human history. The Great Beto Bob has been really perturbed by Dave Pack's latest prophetic vomit, so much so that he has two significant pieces on Dave's latest utterances.

In the eyes of Beto, there is a zero percent chance of any other man leading a COG of ever being a real prophet of God. The god of the Churches of God can ONLY work through one human being and no one else. No one has been foreordained before the foundations of the world were even dreamed up as being the ONE sent at the end times to witness to the church and the world than our very own Beto Bob, the Great Bwana of Africa and 150 Caucasians. The world's foremost prophet is the only TRUE COG prophet to ever be quoted on MSNBC, in the Washington Post, and on numerous right-wing conspiracy sites. Aren't you impressed!!!!!!!!!!!

So, it is really irksome that Dave Pack gets more press time than he does by making so many prophetic utterances.

The Great Beto believes that no one on earth has been more vocal than he has been in denouncing Dave and that he has NEVER been wrong!

Furthermore, David Pack did not make his statements on God’s authority–God cannot be wrong, but David Pack will again be. 

 

So, no, RCG followers will not look like Christ on December 9th, 2022. 

 

And no, the Day of the Lord will not begin on December 24th, 2022. 

 

For over a decade, I have denounced false predictions of David Pack–I have never been wrong in my denouncements, and he was never right when I posted he would be wrong.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist or the mind of a high schooler to know that all COG prophets have been professional liars. Not one single thing any of them have ever predicted has EVER come to pass and NEVER will! That includes Herbert Armstrong and all of his apostate progeny down through the decades.

The Great Beto goes on to say how Pack is misleading people. Notice that the Great Beto cannot do such a thing. In fact, the Great Beto has written a "book" on the subject that makes all references points point to himself as the only true prophet of the church, which we all know to be a blatant lie.

David Pack has made many wrong prophetic announcements, misunderstands prophecy, and has been misleading people prophetically. 

 

To learn more about the role and requirements to be a prophet please check out the article How To Determine If Someone is a True Prophet of God

Beto's very own book damns him as a liar. 

After much chest thumping and stroking, the Great Beto has this to say about Dave:

David Pack is NOT leading God’s work.

Of course, the Great Beto launches right into declaring himself as the ONE TRUE prophet sent to the church.

And that is why we in the Continuing Church of God believe we are leading what I have termed the final phase of the work. We successfully reached millions on very little income, because we have not “despised the day of small things” and we know God will be faithful. 

 

It will be through God’s Spirit, not a bunch of money or buildings intended to impress those outside of RCG to join with RCG as David Pack has long hoped. Sadly, many are still listening to him and his covetous pleas for money. 

 

Of course, I have long warned against RCG, never believed that David Pack was an apostle, and doubt he is actually a converted Christian. People can do what they want with their assets, but I, of course, will not be one to send RCG any.

Beto ends with this:

I believe that David Pack is false, is covetous, is a bully, causes the way of truth to be blasphemed, is lustful for money, and speaks great swelling words of emptiness because of his own corrupted ego. 

 

Hopefully, people in RCG will wake up. 

 

Will those of you associated with RCG anoint your eyes? 

 

David Pack is false and is not faithful. 

 

While David Pack can say what he wants, I consider many of his statements to be false and irresponsible. Sadly, I also believe his position will reflect poorly on the COGs. 

 

And as far as predictions go, over time, David Pack was repeatedly proven himself to be false and unreliable. People in RCG should “anoint their eyes” and admit and act on that truth.

Sadly in COGland, there is NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE who is a prophet of God. Never have we had one and there will never be one. There is no need for one, particularly after the scores of professional liars the church has already been subjected to. 

Beto Bob is a self-righteous, vain, covetous bully he seeks to intimidate people into following his improperly named "continuing" Church of "god". 

The people of God should anoint their eyes and admit the church has no prophets in its midst and actually does not need one, particularly if they really followed the ONE they claim they are following.