Monday, November 28, 2022

The Most Perfect and Prophetically Accurate COG Prophet Ever To Exist Says That Dave Pack Is A False Prophet

 


It is a chilly night on the central coast as the area prepares for winter rain to hit later this week. That chilliness extends deep within the Five Cities area and into the heart of the world's foremost theologian and the greatest Church of God leader to ever exist in human history. The Great Beto Bob has been really perturbed by Dave Pack's latest prophetic vomit, so much so that he has two significant pieces on Dave's latest utterances.

In the eyes of Beto, there is a zero percent chance of any other man leading a COG of ever being a real prophet of God. The god of the Churches of God can ONLY work through one human being and no one else. No one has been foreordained before the foundations of the world were even dreamed up as being the ONE sent at the end times to witness to the church and the world than our very own Beto Bob, the Great Bwana of Africa and 150 Caucasians. The world's foremost prophet is the only TRUE COG prophet to ever be quoted on MSNBC, in the Washington Post, and on numerous right-wing conspiracy sites. Aren't you impressed!!!!!!!!!!!

So, it is really irksome that Dave Pack gets more press time than he does by making so many prophetic utterances.

The Great Beto believes that no one on earth has been more vocal than he has been in denouncing Dave and that he has NEVER been wrong!

Furthermore, David Pack did not make his statements on God’s authority–God cannot be wrong, but David Pack will again be. 
 
So, no, RCG followers will not look like Christ on December 9th, 2022. 
 
And no, the Day of the Lord will not begin on December 24th, 2022. 
 
For over a decade, I have denounced false predictions of David Pack–I have never been wrong in my denouncements, and he was never right when I posted he would be wrong.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist or the mind of a high schooler to know that all COG prophets have been professional liars. Not one single thing any of them have ever predicted has EVER come to pass and NEVER will! That includes Herbert Armstrong and all of his apostate progeny down through the decades.

The Great Beto goes on to say how Pack is misleading people. Notice that the Great Beto cannot do such a thing. In fact, the Great Beto has written a "book" on the subject that makes all references points point to himself as the only true prophet of the church, which we all know to be a blatant lie.

David Pack has made many wrong prophetic announcements, misunderstands prophecy, and has been misleading people prophetically. 
 
To learn more about the role and requirements to be a prophet please check out the article How To Determine If Someone is a True Prophet of God

Beto's very own book damns him as a liar. 

After much chest thumping and stroking, the Great Beto has this to say about Dave:

David Pack is NOT leading God’s work.

Of course, the Great Beto launches right into declaring himself as the ONE TRUE prophet sent to the church.

And that is why we in the Continuing Church of God believe we are leading what I have termed the final phase of the work. We successfully reached millions on very little income, because we have not “despised the day of small things” and we know God will be faithful. 
 
It will be through God’s Spirit, not a bunch of money or buildings intended to impress those outside of RCG to join with RCG as David Pack has long hoped. Sadly, many are still listening to him and his covetous pleas for money. 
 
Of course, I have long warned against RCG, never believed that David Pack was an apostle, and doubt he is actually a converted Christian. People can do what they want with their assets, but I, of course, will not be one to send RCG any.

Beto ends with this:

I believe that David Pack is false, is covetous, is a bully, causes the way of truth to be blasphemed, is lustful for money, and speaks great swelling words of emptiness because of his own corrupted ego. 
 
Hopefully, people in RCG will wake up. 
 
Will those of you associated with RCG anoint your eyes? 
 
David Pack is false and is not faithful. 
 
While David Pack can say what he wants, I consider many of his statements to be false and irresponsible. Sadly, I also believe his position will reflect poorly on the COGs. 
 
And as far as predictions go, over time, David Pack was repeatedly proven himself to be false and unreliable. People in RCG should “anoint their eyes” and admit and act on that truth.

Sadly in COGland, there is NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE who is a prophet of God. Never have we had one and there will never be one. There is no need for one, particularly after the scores of professional liars the church has already been subjected to. 

Beto Bob is a self-righteous, vain, covetous bully he seeks to intimidate people into following his improperly named "continuing" Church of "god". 

The people of God should anoint their eyes and admit the church has no prophets in its midst and actually does not need one, particularly if they really followed the ONE they claim they are following.


11 comments:

Phinnpoy said...

As far as Thiel criticizing Pack for being a false prophet goes, it takes one to know one!

DW said...

Is it any wonder why God, with the canonization of the Scriptures, put an end to the need for prophets/prophesying?! Stop proof texting your big fat Bible, Bob and read the chapters..in context..with a consistent hermeneutic. Who wrote it, to whom was it written, when was it written, what is the context of the passage, etc.

Let me help you out Bob, since you are genuinely ignorant of prophecy. "In times PAST, God spoke in fragmentary and varied ways to our fathers through the prophets; BUT NOW, in this, the final age, He has spoken to us through His Son, whom He has made their of all things and through Whom He created the universe." Hebrews 1:1-2. In times P-A-S-T. Done deal. Prophesying no longer needed, because the Creator of the universe HAS revealed everything He wanted us to know. Fast forward 2,000 years and a god that would send multiple prophets, all in the same denomination, with multiple, differing opinions, NOT ONE of whom ever, ever puts forth their prophecies with a THUS SAYETH THE LORD, would be a cruel trickster.

Hence why God did not send Bob, Dave, Gerry, HWA or any other self appointed, self proclaimed prophets-it would be impossible to determine the genuine from the fake because they would all claim to be holding fast to the truth, yet none of them are. These are deluded, deceiving, non Christian false prophets. Bob, in particular, doesn't even give any prophecies, rather he restates news items in christianese and calls it prophecy. Even that he gets wrong. He predicts. He does not prophesy. The very false prophets Jesus warned us about over and over again. I wonder why?

DennisCDiehl said...

Blabalonia Bob thinks he has special insight into David C Pack? Banned has been exposing him for two decades before Bob ever got his delusional two portions of the Spirit. Bob always reminds me of my Sunday School song. " Zacchaeus was a wee little man..."

Bob Thiel was a wee little man
And a wee little man was he
He rose up in the COG clan
For a prophet he craved to be

And when the Savior passed that way
He looked up in the tree
And said, Bob Thiel! you come down!
For you'll never my prophet be
For you'll never my prophet be

Bob Thiel was an angry little man
And an angry little man was he
But, but but my special double shot
has in no way deluded me.
Yeah, in no way deluded me....

Wanna bet?

DennisCDiehl said...

Alternate verse two

And when Rod Meridith heard him out
And thought "this can not be"
He said, "Bob Thiel, "Uh uh, we don't think so"
For you'll never our prophet be
For you'll never our prophet be.

:)

Anonymous said...

Pot meet Kettle!

Tonto said...

Time to settle this "Bitch Fest" the old fashioned way!

High Noon, Tombstone Arizona, in the middle of the street , with Thiel and Pack sporting rubber band guns and an unlimited supply of rubber bands, bare chested and until someone calls uncle!



Anonymous said...

Do false prophets sleep well at night? Bob's already today posted two spiels at 12:01 AM and 7:00 AM November 29, 2022 (Dave: Did you say salvation is coming in November?).

DW said...

Ok Dennis, that was hysterical!!! And as accurate a portrait of our favorite wee little man as ever there was! Original verse two is how Bob sees himself and alternate verse two is how others see him.

R.L. said...

Sounds like Marc Cebrian and Robert Thiel agree.

Except Marc Cebrian gets full play here, with no analysis.

Anonymous said...

@4:45 ~ Yah, Marc's one of the good guys.

You have a problem with that?

Anonymous said...

It looks like the only thing that the false prophets in the so-called COGs ever get right is when they call each other false prophets.