Sunday, December 18, 2011

Another Harlot Daughter School/College




The newest harlot daughter of Armstrongism, The Church of God Worldwide Association has announced it is starting a Bible School.  What's with all these splinter cults and their schools and fake colleges?

I would imagine their first course to be offered is "Ethics."  They wouldn't want any of the students working behind their backs to form another church while on COGWA payroll, would they?

Sadly another generation of youth will be indoctrinated in false doctrines, false prophecies and worshiping HWA.

EDUCATION:   Dick Thompson has agreed to oversee the development of a COGWA Bible school (details of which will be announced soon!) and assist me with ministerial development and training and any other adult programs or online educational efforts we may develop in the future.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ministers creating jobs for themselves.

M.T.Pews

Douglas Becker said...

NO2HWA, forget ethics; the real class to offer is church history.

But speaking of ethics, I found this entry in the Human Resources Course Catalog for Pierce County (this is the real deal):

Ethics 1 (Required class for all Pierce County employees)

What is the Ethics Code? What is an improper Governmental Action? What are the County Policies? This class introduces the codes and policies that apply to all County employees and officers, how they relate to building and maintaining the public trust and the vital role played by the Ethics Commission.

Discontinued until further notice

Yeah, it's real! Ethics class hasn't been taught in the County for years. That explains a lot about their IT Department.

By the way, I am fully qualified to teach the ethics classes for any of the Armstrongist Churches of God, as long as you pay full expenses, provide per diem and a healthy salary for the duration. I know what I'm talking about.

It's too bad the Armstrongists don't.

Hmmm. I forgot to include Ethics as a topic on The Supreme Cult website. I'll have to fix that before it is released on Christmas....

Steve said...

More brainwashing! The "ministers" long for the glory days of A.C. Hey. all they have to do is send out a letter telling the dumb sheep that time is short and to send all their money to H.Q., then build another Ambassador College in Dallas. It worked for Herbie. It seems to be working for Fluffy Flurry.

Anonymous said...

These HWA-wannabees should get a REAL job like everyone else and stop fleecing God's sheeple of their hard earned money to support their own lavish lifestyles!! Give your money to the homeless and jobless poor rather than these "preachers for gain" (1 Ti 3:5) who should be teaching God's Word without pay if they really want to follow Christ and his apostles!!