Friday, September 7, 2012

Hell



ht: Felix

6 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

My life means so much more now that you've brought me knowledge about the Lake of Fire.

That... and British Israelism.

M.T. Threats

Anonymous said...

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.
Elbert Hubbard


When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Ayn Rand

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
Victor Hugo

M.T.Furnace

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Does he mean she introduced him to religion- and thus, the concept of Hell?
Or, does he mean that life with her is Hell?

Anyhoo, I'm reminded of the Christian preachers who claim a hole was bored deep into the Earth, and a microphone lowered into the hole which recorded the screams of people in Hell for a little while before the microphone melted.

Norm

Anonymous said...

Norm, Someone also lowered a microphone down into Ron Weinland's basement to catch his sermon. Did it to Dave Pack as well and same results in both cases.
:)

Byker Bob said...

Or as the Ozark Mountain Daredevils opined back in the early '70s, "If you wanna get to heaven, you've got to raise a little hell!"

BB

Anonymous said...

While I can't rule out all other possibilities, my best guess is that death is a permanent end of consciousness for everyone, good or evil, rich or poor, smart or stupid. I believe that death is the great equalizer. But I can thank Herbie for introducing "hell on earth" to my parents, who did a bang up job of selling it to me, foolish bastards that they were.

Why wait for an uncertain future when you can experience hell right now? Sign up for the Worldwide Church of God now, while you still can. Call 1-800-APOSTLE, operators are standing by. Or simply send a check for the total amount of your life savings to HWA Personal Trust Fund, 300 W. Green Street, Pasadena, CA, 91123.

A "pitch for the angels" that was (recalling the old Twilight Zone episode).