Saturday, June 8, 2013

Dave Pack: I Am Better Than Any Of The JUNK In The Various COG's




Never one to boast, Dave Packs says:

This is a good place to add an inset explaining WHY the elements of this announcement can happen quickly—as advancements do now in God’s Church. Brethren will again be unified under one leader. The Government of God that Christ administers in His Church is more efficient and effective by far than the humanly contrived “junk” masquerading as “government” in the splinters. We also have God’s blessing in our efforts. They do not, but rather just think they do. Like so many other elements explained in this series, these governments will be miraculously CLOSED DOWN—and SOON!

Good bye UCG!
Good bye LCG!
Good bye PCG!
Good bye COGWA!

There's a new man in town and its Dave!

8 comments:

Head Usher said...

"We also have God’s blessing in our efforts. They do not, but rather just think they do."

Dave "thinks" his COG is the only COG that the gods are blessing. Every other COG just "thinks" they're the only one. This is what ALL the COGs say!

To be honest, they don't all literally come right out and say it, without mincing words, and in print, no less. I guess Dave is dumber than most on this account. Most probably feel, and rightly so, that it's bad form to criticize other COGs, so they never mention them at all. Besides, they don't know how to criticize other HWA worshipers without sounding like an idiot. Dave is not one to let things like that get in his way. I guess that's the only thing that sets Dave apart from the crowd.

All the COGs are exactly alike in this way. Every single COG out there "knows" this, implies this, and wants their members to get this general drift. It helps cement loyalty. Many COGs will not allow you to visit other COGs too much (if at all) without the pastor handing you an ultimatum: either be loyal to here, or else leave.

How can you avoid being one of those silly HWA worshipers who just "thinks" that the gods are with them? How can you be SURE the gods really are smiling favorably upon you and your brand of HWA idolatry?

Anonymous said...

Head Usher said:

"...Most probably feel, and rightly so, that it's bad form to criticize other COGs, so they never mention them at all. Besides, they don't know how to criticize other HWA worshipers without sounding like an idiot. Dave is not one to let things like that get in his way. I guess that's the only thing that sets Dave apart from the crowd..."

And if that were enough to think about regarding Dave Pack, Dave, like the "emperor without clothes," just continues to expose himSELF for all others to see...kind of like shooting himself in the foot
while not noticing any blood around himSELF. Now, that's like the blind leading the blind from ditch to ditch...

John

DennisCDiehl said...

When I was sent to Kentucky, I went to the bank and the lady saw "Armstrong' on the check.

"Armstrong huh? You work for Armstrong?"

"Yes...(waiting for the blast)

"I like Armstrong." (Whew)

"Yes I just moved here

"Yeah ..we chose Armstrong for all the new floring in our home. Good stuff.""

LOL (Honest...that's what happened)

I imagine the people of Wadsworth will someday regret the presense of RCE in their small town.

Douglas Becker said...

Yes, idolatry. It's embedded in the Cult of Herbert Armstrong.

And if you want to have favor with God (let alone men), you are going to have to set your idolatry aside.

To do so, you have to abandon people like Davey Pack.

Someone has to tell you this because you can't figure it out for yourself.

I guess the Holy Spirit just isn't working with you.

Douglas Becker said...

For those who want to get to know Davey Pack better, there can be no better resource than the DSM-5.

Anonymous said...

the man is insane, that is the only explaination I can come up with....

he reminds me of the poker player trying to bluff he way to the end, and if anyone calls his bluff, he is out of the game.


and if any COG thinks that it is the only game in town, stay away from it....the True Church knows otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Jesus loves Grumpycat!

Jesus loves the fact that the UCG split in half over a few cows!

Jesus laughs over the fact that all of the COGs are laughable!...

Especially the ones whose brainwashed adherents claim they're ABOVE all the other COGs, lol!

Byker Bob said...

Hey, Dennis, one of my classmates at AC had a slightly different (Freudian?) word trip experience.
At his high school graduation, one of his friends asked him where he was going to college. My friend probably didn't enunciate clearly (he hadn't had AC speech class yet!) when he answered "Ambassacor College". His friend's jaw dropped as he repeated "Bastard College????".


BB