Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. Every crazy, weird and wacky quote is straight from the pens of Armstrongite leaders or members who think they possess some insight into God and the Bible. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
No sir, I have never commanded the sun to rise. It would
not do it if I did. But I believe it would do it even if I didn't, with all due
respect.As for shaking the wicked out
of it, well that's not my think or job I suppose.
Well sir, I guess they just know what other creatures
they like to eat and go get them. No, I don't hunt for them or provide their
food. I have a Shih Tzu though and yes I
do provide her food. She's hilarious.
Sir?Sir?Are you still there?Where did you go?
I'll be back later Dennis.I gotta think this through a bit. Maybe I'm
asking the wrong questions for this day and age.Stay tuned.