Thursday, October 3, 2013

James Malm Feast Had No One Under The Age of 55 Present (Other Than His Son)

James Malm's most magnificent feast site to ever exist in human history had an age range of 55-80+ in attendance.  This is one Church of God splinter that is guaranteed to die off rather quickly.  What is painfully obvious is that there were no kids, teens, young adults present.  Is it that they don't want their spiritual life to be like living in a boot camp?

Check out his pictures here:  The Church of Malm Feast Pics


Byker Bob said...

I guess the most shocking part of your report is that his son was actually there.


Joe Moeller said...

Well, we finally get to see a pic of what Malm looks like. I had heard that he was perhaps Black.

I dont see any women wearing head coverings. Did Malm waive the requirement?

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Anonymous said...

Thankfully, over the age of 60 or 70 is pretty much par for the course for members of splinters from the WCG.

It's a fact that there are precious few others who are younger.

And that's a good thing!

(Like Luke Perry, who, while in his 70's, played the teenager Dylan on "Beverly Hills 90210", even the UCG's "Jelly" plays a much younger muppet, but now must face charges of violating the Protection Order that Miss Piggy obtained through the courts against Jelly due to Jelly's not understanding that 'No means no!' and Jelly's attempted rape before Grover intervened.)

Anonymous said...

The deacon's daughter appears to be under 55 (just going by the photo).

Anonymous said...

Poor David. I feel sorry for him having to have a high priest, scribe, pharisee, and false prophet for a dad. I am sure that if he tries to become his own person while his dad is alive he'll incur the holy wrath and righteous indignation of the Lord God of Old Testament Israel himself. Or at least that's the story James will rain down upon his head like fire and brimstone.

Anonymous said...

Very unimpressive. James looks like he just got out of bed, fighting a hangover.

Britain W. Stevenson said...


Byker Bob said...

I wasn't going to look at the pictures, but my fingers are always in a hurry on my ipad, and sometimes everything is moving around as stuff is downloading right as I hit my mark. So, an accident happened, and I saw the pictures.

It all looks so unthreatening. James looks like this mild old grandfather, and the spread looks like a family reunion dinner. Now, Pack? Flurry? Those dudes are ominous and dangerous as we all know! Malm, I think, isn't so much about being some kind of dominant alpha male as he is just obsessive-compulsive about the law.

Anybody seen Thiel's version of the shindig?


Anonymous said...

I'm just curious if the distribution was skewed toward 55, relatively even, or skewed toward 80+. If they're skewed toward 80+, they'll die off rather more quickly. Hooray! LOL. 1 down, 699 to go.

Douglas Becker said...

So apparently God is only interested in old people who are in their twilight years looking forward to death.

Where is the dynamic appeal to those full of life in their prime?

This reflects very badly on God -- or at least Malm's god.

Anonymous said...

Malm thinks Christ will return SO SOON (when have we heard that lie before?) that it does not matter.