Thursday, July 4, 2019

COG Sex Educator Claims A New Revival In The Church Will Happen Soon...Because of Him

How many Church of God guru's have proclaimed there is is a "new revival" coming to the church in the end times? The name would be endless on how many have proclaimed this story.  In 2019,  we have more fools still doing this, never learning from their predecessor's mistakes.
Now we have sex educator for the Church of God telling how things will be, thanks to him and his zealous efforts to proclaim a true gospel.

Not content with sticking his three fingers into things he should not, he has to make more outlandish claims regarding his position as the end time truth teller. Chief Pharisee James Malm starts out with this:
Today’s famine [scarcity] of the true Gospel of Salvation will soon be corrected by a tremendous revival during the correction of the great tribulation.  
There has been a great famine [scarcity] of the true Gospel of repentance to salvation on the earth since at least the fourth century.  This world has been asleep in the night; but the light of the true Gospel of repentance to salvation is breaking forth and the dawn of a new world of godliness is at hand!  
This proves that Herbert Armstrong's restoration of the truth, after 1,900 years, is a lie if Malm says it has never been here since the 300's.  Of course, anyone with the slightest bit of knowledge about church history knows this is just one more steaming pile of crap that another self-appointed guru is proclaiming.

The self-appointed guru has a reason for this. People are too stupid to know the truth, as he does.
I know that many have been completely hoodwinked into believing that today’s weak business model outreach is the true Gospel and that there will be a famine of the Word during the tribulation.  Please bare with me and read the article, then judge by the Word of God what is true. 
There is only one place on this entire earth that is proclaiming that gospel news and it is NOT Bob Thiel!  It is from James Malm.  Woo Hoo!  The Watchman has arrived! Let the end times begin! Jesus can finally return and sit in James apartment kitchen and tell him how things will be.  No walking the hallowed grounds of Wadsworth!
The word famine means “scarcity” and today the true Gospel of Salvation is very scarce, only available at TheShiningLight as the corporate church groups teach an inoffensive business model and utterly refuse to: 
 Isaiah 58:1 Cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet, and shew my people their transgression, and the house of Jacob their sins.  
or to fulfill the duty of a watchman (Ezekiel 33). 
Toady's Watchman knows even more than Herbert Armstrong ever did.  And....where have we heard this before?  And, how many times!
Today’s brethren have been set up to learn to put God first above any other being.  This process began in this latter day with Herbert Armstrong, who was a very impressive man in talent, persuasiveness and accomplishments: but who was limited in his understanding because much of scripture was sealed to understanding until the time of revealing immediately before the tribulation.
God save all the juicy stuff for James Malm to proclaim to the world, like using three fingers in your new bride on your wedding night.  Did we really need to know this?

All present-day COG leaders have led church members astray and we are told to believe that James is not doing this though.  He is the true path for us to follow.

The critical problem is that at some point people who were used to idolizing men could be led astray if those men went astray.  
The only way that God can be sure of us for all eternity, is to allow us to go through the experience of trusting in men and thereby learn the hard way that only God and the Word of God should be exalted above all else. 
In the main, today’s brethren have fallen away from God by rejecting the truth in order to cleave to past traditions which are turning out to be mistaken. 
God told us that many things were sealed [hidden] until the very end time when they would be revealed and knowledge of the scriptures would be increased, but many reject God’s promised revelations because they are too proud to admit that they and their idols have been wrong.
Today God has not left the brethren without a warning so that they would not be taken by surprise when God’s two servants begin their work just prior to the onset of the tribulation. 
The ShiningLight has been presenting studies through every word of Holy Scripture and many doctrinal and prophecy / news studies for years now;  restoring things which had been lost, presenting deeper understandings and revealing much that was hidden and sealed until our day.    
The problem in all of this that all of us refuse to follow his foolish teachings and he is not happy!  No matter how hard he tries one cares!
Today many refuse and reject this new knowledge which was promised by God through his angel.  No matter how well proved the point is, many take the attitude that if the understanding did not come from them then it must be wrong or it is not important; and they close their minds, refusing to even listen; mainly because they put the words of their corporate church organizations and idols of  men above the Word of God. 
The great Zealot is pissed that after 2 years of him warning us of our impending doom, that we still do not care! It is going to take the two witless witnesses to wake us all up, and of course, he is preparing the way for them (Ron and Laura Weinland).
At this time the brethren have had years of warnings and very soon God will reveal his Two Servants who will direct the faithful according to God’s will.  Then a few hundred will obey God while the vast majority will reject them because they are relying on the false traditions of men and because the corporate church organizations will reject them and offer many excuses. 
Only a few of the frozen chosen elite will heed Malm's edicts and will be saved while everyone else will be sent into the tribulation. There will all wake-up and come to Malm's feet and apologize for ignoring him.
At that time a few will go on to other training while the majority reject the warnings and increase in understandings promised by God and are cast into great tribulation, where they will find all of their false traditions are wrong and they will be forced by reality to admit that they were wrong and that they should have put God’s Word first above their idols of men and corporate churches. 
Then once these folks have learned their lesson many will sincerely repent and become fit for the resurrection to leadership roles. 
Zealot Malm's god is so pissed that he has told his creature called "jesus" to stop interceding on humanity's behalf.
First God will withdraw his protection on the Jewish and Anglo Saxon people because their wickedness has come to the full.  Spiritually this means that the daily heavenly intercession of Jesus Christ to bless us in spite of all our sins will stop and God’s blessings including his protection will be withdrawn. 
Once this creature "jesus" stops interceding, the Pope will rise up under Satan's influence and do signs and wonders.  Then Ron and Laura can begin witnessing.  Sadly, people will reject them.  Only those trained at the feet of James Malm will heed the call.
Then the son of perdition will be set up doing miracles in the Vatican and then God’s two witnesses will warn the brethren that the time has come, but the corporate churches will reject them.  The faithful will then obey the instructions of God’s two servants, while the majority will reject them.  
The Jews will head to the temple mount and piss of the Arabs who will rise up and attack Israel and then Europe will step in and stop it.  They will not be bombing the US as Herbert always claimed, but will destroy the country through their Central Bank through economic means.
In other words the New Federal Europe will gain world dominance through non violent economic means.  It is also written that it will take 42 months to completely humble the Anglo Saxon nations.
This is now the Zealot says it WILL happen:
Europe will stop the bloodshed in the Middle East and enforce peace and will begin talks to enter an alliance with the Islamic nations.  These talks could be very quick or they could take many weeks but they will result in Turkey, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, the Palestinians  and the Arab States, aligning with the New Europe along with other natural allies in the predominately Catholic nations of Latin America etc.  
As part of the deal Europe will turn the remaining Jewish areas in Palestine into virtual ghettos and work to deport as many Jews as possible while the Middle East nations will for their part reject the Petrodollar in favor of the currency in use in Europe.  This will bring Europe into economic dominance, and the dollar dependent nations will collapse in severe economic, political and many other crises. 
That is how the New Federal Europe will bring down the Anglo Saxon nations. 
And this will happen next:
When the tribulation begins the various corporate COG organizations and many of the Laodicean brethren will be in denial, but many will quickly be disillusioned with the traditions of men which brought them into such trials and they will quickly repent.  
Large numbers will die to prove the sincerity of their repentance; but their example after having been turned into Paul’s by the great correction, will greatly impress many others.  In addition to the preaching of God’s two the example of the sincere repentance and sacrifice of many Laodicean brethren will further the Gospel. 
Then at about two years after the occupation of Judea and the snow balling catastrophic Anglo Saxon decline, the sixth seal of Revelation will be opened!  
The sixth seal is the appearing of Jesus Christ the Messiah in the sky!   
When Christ appears in the heavens and the tribulation has humbled many, at least 144,000 will sincerely repent and turn to embrace the Almighty with a whole heart! 
Only those who have been zealous, practice true zealous sexuality, and come out of the Churches of God, will then be saved.

God has been preparing you through the awesome words of Pharisee Malm that he has channeled through his mind. He has been preparing the way for the return of his creature "jesus".  The truth has been restored though him and him alone.
God is beginning to correct and revive his people and the true Gospel of repentance to salvation will again be declared; first by this work, then by God’s two, and very quickly they will be joined by thousands of sincerely repentant Laodiceans.  This will then be followed by the conversion and example of thousands more who repent at the teaching and example of God’s two and the Laodiceans and then the 144,000 will be converted and sealed with God’s Spirit (Eph 1:13, 4:30) after having heard the preaching of the true Gospel of Salvation and then seeing the sign of our LORD in the heavens!






13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think James Malm has been charmed and puffed up by the various COG elite he is in contact with behind the scenes.

They have charmed him to move away from exposing their Godless corruption. To become high in his own eyes like they are, but worthless to God and true believers.

They have puffed him up to thinking like them towards Gods people. That they are stupid, unlearned and base. His latest articles patronizing believers about how to have sex and give birth is completely different to how Malm first got COG brethren to read his blog.

What did Jesus Christ teach in the Sermon on the Mount ? Not what goes on in the marriage bedroom thats for sure.
He started off exposing the corrupt leaders who were puffed up themselves. He had an audience then.

The elite have charmed him to be as puffed up as they are. A lesson in a little bit of leaven leavenening the whole lump.

DennisCDiehl said...

Just as Bob might be known as "Bitter Bob" and Dave Pack as "Demanding Dave:" etc, we can refer to Mr Malm as "Three Fingers". It has a nice ring to it like "Dances With Wolves" or "Stands With a Fist"

During the time of the movie, "Dances With Wolves" or "Woofs" as one client later called the movie, a closer church friend named me "Bound to Be Fired" lol.

However since then, "Minion of Satan", "High Priest of Marduk" and "Crown Stealer" have been added to the mix, but in reality, they don't fit well. :)

Maybe we should all give each other names based on past comments and rid the site of the ever present "anonymous"?

Anonymous said...

"Please bare with me..."

Malm is promoting nudity? Where can I sign up?

Oh, wait. What is the average age of Malm's handful of followers? Never mind.

Anonymous said...

""Please bare with me..."

Malm is promoting nudity? Where can I sign up? "


Good catch 4:27am, just skimmed through the article myself so I didn't catch it. Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Malm's theology is as screwed up as his sex life. Non-existant!
I used to think Bob Thiel was the biggest idiot the church had, but I was wrong.
Malm is the official idiot of the Church of God!

Anonymous said...


"Malm is the official idiot of the Church of God!"

Incorrect, the official idiots are those who follow any man/organization of any acog, next are those who followed a man/organization after HWA's death, even if they eventually learned better and left. Next are any who ever looked up to HWA. Admittedly I was once among the third group but that ended over 27 years ago.

Tonto said...

ANON @ 8:13 wrote : "I used to think Bob Thiel was the biggest idiot the church had, but I was wrong.
Malm is the official idiot of the Church of God"


MY RESPONSE: I think we need to use some econometric statistics to measure this sort of like baseball. I propose the following formula, (Idiocy) x (Number of Followers) = "Idiocy Weighted Index"

Under those numbers, Malm and Thilel, although both very highly idiotic, have few followers and thus have a very low "Idiocy Weighted Index".

Current candidates would be Flurry and Pack. Although Pack may be more idiotic than Flurry. Flurry however can claim about 4 times more followers and income than Pack. So on a "weighted Index" , Flurry would win "Most Idiotic"

Nonetheless... All pale into insignificance compared to HWA, who is the Babe Ruth of the idiotic weighted index, and is in the
" Idiotic COG Hall of Fame"

Byker Bob said...

Malm and these others we frequently discuss have a really inflated sense of their own importance to today's world. But they are so low on the scale of who is doing what for humanity, in fact, statistically insignificant. What I'm about to state next was tipped off by the final photo in this blog entry, the one of the steaming pile of manure. Scientists are presently working on creative breeding and genetic engineering of cattle, so that they will belch and fart less. This is important because it will significantly decrease the amounts of the greenhouse gas "methane" which is currently a large factor in global anthropogenic climate change. Less hot air from the pseudo-prophets would benefit the world on a much grander scale than their constant diarrhea of the mouth concerning things which they know nothing about. James Malm could accomplish so much more by exercising his right to remain silent! The proverbial fool whom nobody recognizes as a fool until he opens his mouth!

BB

Anonymous said...

9:42 AM.

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Anonymous said...

The probability of any of these prophecies coming true is:

Probability of bible being true TIMES probability of a one true church TIMES probability of a ACOG being the true church TIMES probability their ministers are competent and honest TIMES probability the news media are competent and honest TIMES probability history is true TIMES probability they understand prophecy.

In other words, the odds are zero.

Tonto said...

Anon at 1:06

Lets assume that each of your assumptions/requirements has only a 10% probability. You gave 7 portals of restriction, so the odds would be 10 to the 7th power, or 100 Million to One. Low probability but certainly better than zero! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Many here are throwing out the baby with the bath water. The prophesies of the Bible should be looked at through ones own eyes and evaluated accordingly. Most have a agenda, and try to put various rose colored glasses on their audience in order to get others to see things their way. That's the meaning of 'prove all things.'

Byker Bob said...

I sense a new rock band coming on: The Clarence Malmwater Revival!

LOL!
BB