I actually have heard Armstrongite ministers say this. Others have said that God sealed up the anal openings of all the animals for their duration on the ark. One can only imagine the mess and stink that surround the ark after it hit dry land and the doors were opened.
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(rolls eyes) one of the side effects of severe constipation is nausea. Add sea sickness in a storm tossed ark. I think you get the picture
I imagine a world between Adam and Eve and Noah as one populated with creatans that resulted from the inbreeding of the Adam family children. Somewhat of an Eastern Kentucky gone wild.
Realizing He did not know as much about DNA and genetics as He thought, God had to erase the people project and merely saved the Noah family for seed.
Having lost all the animal blueprints, He had Noah save what he could. Thus, no dinosaurs today.
Naw....just kiddin' It never happened.
M.T. Stalls
Q: What was Noah's wife's name?
A: Joan of Ark
I smell an Ararat.
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