Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Gerald Flurry A Chick Magnet?






Gerald is a chick magnet!  I guess since he is single he will soon start on the prowl for a new younger mate to be his second witness as he packs his little cult off to Petra.  Ladies, BEWARE!


Get a load of this revolting story from the blog of the Eroica Trio that performed in Six pack's mini-me auditorium:  Armstrong Auditorium, Edmond OK

I wonder if they know that Flurry breaks up families, destroys marriages, preaches doctrines that cause suicide and death?


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Notice how hard he's having to press to keep that pamphlet in place...

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!

Lake of Fire Chuch of God said...

Is that female cleavage I see on display from the brunette standing next to Six-Pack? Perhaps that is why Flurry is holding the program in a strategically held position. And in the House of God even! Sheeesh!

Richard

Mickey said...

"pampered in luxurious dressing rooms with Swarowski crystal chanderliers"

Dear Lord.

Anonymous said...

Now, come on...You people REALLY don't think "THAT PROPHET" is thinking ANY unclean, unholy thoughts do you?
OF COURSE HE IS. That woman's boobs are RIGHT IN HIS FACE! And look at all the MAKE-UP!!!
Oh, but the WOMEN IN THE CHURCH, shouldn't dress like that or wear make-up!...WHAT A HYPOCRITE!...ALL ABOUT SEX AND MONEY!!!B.S.

PS-Was the pic leaked by an inside informer? That's hilarious!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"You adulterers! Don't you know that friendship with the world means hostility with God? So whoever wants to be a friend of this world is an enemy of God." James 4:4

Anonymous said...

Since Flurry thinks he is HWA reincarnated, I imagine he has a pump behind that program like HWA did. Either that, or he is on viagra, which I am sure HWA would have loved to have been able to use.

Byker Bob said...

Well, he may have quit drinking years ago after his alcohol misconduct arrest, but let's remember, his fave place to get smashed was one of the local Oklahoma college campusses. If you aren't on campus to attend class or to visit some of the resources, why would you be there other than to do a little people watching? Some things clearly never change.


BB

Vicky said...

Six Pack allows painted women to come into his holy auditorium, yet does not allow his cult women to paint their faces or wear revealing clothing. Why the hypocrisy?

Anonymous said...

Why was he cruising the local college campuses for booze? Surely he did not think he was going to score with the chicks! Or maybe they would, given he was an evangelist and we all know how women are attracted to powerful evangelists! ching, ching, money in the purse

Retired Prof said...

My no-line bifocals play tricks on me. I first read the name of that group as the Erotica Trio.

Anonymous said...

"Gerald Flurry A Chick Magnet?"


Most likely Gerald is just an old hag magnet, though even old PCG hag women are often too busy chasing younger single guys a fraction of their age.

At this point, Gerald is probably what they call "buysexual." That is, the only way he can get it is to buy it. With all the millions of dollars of tithe money that Gerald stole from God, he might be able to do it.

Assistant Deacon said...

What they forgot to write in their gushing blog:

"We REALLY appreciated the way they opened their checkbooks and made us feel so welcome."

Anonymous said...

Guess what...Flurry don't really need all his long time, now old, old, members who worked their asses off to help him "get that message to those terrible "Laodiceans". He's all set up...him and his family and extended family and all those "special" people at "Headquarters",(Turgeon's, Davis's, Hilliker's, MALONE'S, and ALL black people in the church,(because GF doesn't want to appear as "racist"). Oh yes, and the Cocomise's, we can't forget Mr. C ONLY can make a cup of coffee for Jesus THE BESTEST!...Yep...Flurry's "Showing them "Laodiceans" for kicking him out of the Worldwide Church of God for writing, (copying from Jules Durvaes, "Letter to Laodicea"), "Malachi's Message"
Hob Nobbing with the "Rich and Famous!" Ain't he special...The Auditorium has the inscription: DEDICATED TO THE GREAT GOD!...I'm sure God's VERY PLEASED with Gerald KICKING OUT MEMBERS when he feels they are no longer any use to him...After he's broken up and DESTROYED THEIR FAMILIES!
If I had a Psychopath personality, I could pull off the same CON JOB...OS

Daisy said...

At first I thought it was the Erotica Trio.

Anonymous said...

Probably a "play on words" being suggestive.
I've never seen G.R.F. make that face before...lol.

Anonymous said...

I bet none of the members that helped build Flurry's empire will ever be "pampered in luxurious dressing rooms with Swarowski crystal chandeliers"...or however you spell it...OS

Anonymous said...

As far as Gerald Flurry finding another wife...His son-in-law seems to "know the future" also. When asked about Gerald Flurry getting remarried W.T. commented: "It didn't work for H.W.A., and it won't work for G.R.F.
I think the real problem is W.T., (Flurry's son-in-law and others) DON'T WANT FLURRY TO GET MARRIED AGAIN. They all SECRETLY HATE WOMEN IN THE PCG. Another woman in Flurry's life would be too much of a distraction for G.F. and everyone else at the top. They'd be too busy trying to KEEP HER IN LINE! She might even paint her toe nails and wear red lipstick!

Unknown said...

All these cult leaders!! Lol the old coot!!!

Anonymous said...

HWA= HOGBERT WARMSTRONG. GRF= GRIEF X a million.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad I found these articles on Gerald Flurry. My husband and his brother aren't 'members' because they drink and smoke but they sure are convinced that PCG and Gerald Flurry is the only way to be saved in the end. For the last 10 years, my brother-in-law says "yeah, we've got about a month left before Tribulation" and I'm like, "it's a sin to even guess when Jesus will return." My husband records "Key of David" and watches it every Sunday morning after spending all day Saturday getting completely trashy drunk at his brother's house. It makes me sick. Religion can ruin marriages for all kinds of reasons so I'm sure many have been ruined by cults like PCG. Religions encourage men to have complete control over their wives like we are properties to be owned. barf.