Armstrongism at its finest! Truly an embarrassment to humanity!
Yisrayl Hawkins Writes Open Letter to Justin Bieber and Offers a Peaceful Solution to His Problems
Pastor of The House of Yahweh has written an open letter to Justin Bieber offering him the opportunity to change his life around and find peace with a character- building program. Press Release
Justin Bieber
Why the enmity? Why are you downcast? Why are you angry? Why art thou wroth? Why is thy countenance fallen? Justin, you are a great example of today’s world. No one has any right to condemn you or your father, not today’s teachers, judges, or even the ‘supreme’ courts of the states or nation.
Why? Because they are the ones who chose your foundation and the foundation for the rest of the world, which is leading, not only you but, all people on earth into the same physical and mental conditions, conditions that produce hatred.
Isn’t it strange that the Savior said that all nations and kingdoms would be this way in this generation? Notice:
Mattithyah (Matthew) 24:7, 12
7 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be famines, and pestilences; disease epidemics, and earthquakes; environmental disasters, in place after place.
12 And because iniquity will abound, the love of the many will grow cold.
How would the Savior know this and even tell us the generation for which to look?
Mattithyah (Matthew) 24:33-34
33 In the same way, when you see all these things…
34 Truly I say to you: That generation will not pass away, until all these things are fulfilled.
Justin, I know the misery you are experiencing, but the route you are taking will only make it worse. There is a foundation you could lay for yourself and your family that would turn your life around in six weeks. It would have you smiling at people instead of spitting at them. It’s a program that works. It’s called the Peaceful Solution Character Education Program. It will solve all problems.
If you would give this a try, you would be forever thankful and you would continue your life with joy.
To get this course is as easy as calling (325) 672-9492 or 1-888-613-9494, or visit www.peacefulsolution.org.
Operators are standing by.
11 comments:
Ass-hat writes "Because they are the ones who chose your foundation and the foundation for the rest of the world..."
A liberal trick. Blame society.
Justin, you are a great example of today’s world
Just as Yisrayl Hawkins is, if you look at the seamy side of things.
Pot.
Kettle.
Extreme blackness.
Beiber is young.
What's Hawkins' excuse?
Is Hawkins truly this stupid? As if Beiber is ever going to read his letter. What fucking ass!
Dear Justin:
I have the answers for you! It lies in having polygamous marriages, being involved in child abuse cases, taking away peoples welfare checks and having people work at my compound for free. Also life also makes sense when you change your last name to HAWKINS.
Justin Hawkins... now does that sound so much better than BIEBER? Call me NOW!
1-800-ILL-CULT
Sincerely,
Israel Hawkins
This kid is a fag magnet. Poor thing.
Actually, there have been notable musicians who have turned to cults as a solution to their problems. It's not too much of a leap to see the Bieb falling for this. And, in a way, who better to evangelize than a fellow musician?
But, Hawkins would present a painful and false "solution" worse than Justin's current problems. He'd be better off sticking with his Dad, and letting things just run their course.
What's next? Dave Pack writing to Greg Louganis? Rod Meredith writing to Mike Tyson? Gerald Flurry writing to Randy Travis?
BB
David Pack
Dionysious of the House of Chemosh writes:
"Why the enmity? Why are you downcast? Why are you angry? Why art thou wroth? Why is thy countenance fallen?
Dave, you are a terribe example of today’s world in televangelism. Everyone has the right to condemn you and your mentor Herbert W. Armstrog, today’s membership, splinters, and even the Living Church of God.
Why? Because they are the ones created you and the ridiculous prophetic rants, which is leading, not only you but, all people on earth into the same physical and mental conditions, conditions that produce hatred and extreme weirdness theologically, not to mention wasting their precious life energies and resources
Isn’t it strange that the Savior said, "By their fruits you shall know them." Notice:
Mattithyah
7 For splinter will rise against splinter, and sliver against sliver, and there will be jealousies, and claims on tithes; failed prophetic speculations, and theological silliness; emotional and family disasters, self serving sermons sabbath after sabbath.
12 And because the money shall dry up, the love of the many will grow cold and someone is going to get stuck with the bills.
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Dave, I know the misery you are experiencing, but the route you are taking will only make it worse. There is a foundation you could lay for yourself and your family that would turn your life around in six weeks. You can rest on the seventh. It would have you smiling at people instead of spitting at them. It’s a program that works. It’s called apologizing when terribly mistaken and illinformed, not seeing oneself in scripture after all and comprehending the New Testament warts and all. It will solve all problems.
If you would give this a try, you would be forever thankful and you would continue your life with joy.
To get this course is as easy as calling me...
Standing by, as I can't afford operators..."
Warm regards
Dennis C.Diehl
House of Chemosh
Maybe Dr. Phil could have them on at the same time.
How many times has Hawkins been exposed on Dr. Phil?
I'm sure Entertainment Tonight, Fox News, TMZ, Inside Edition and others, will will be following this monumental news story closely.
Here's a possible headline-
Yisrayl Hawks Stupidity - But Justin Doesn't Beliebe Hawkrap!
or
Justin Joins Mormons Justintime to Avoid ReligionHawks, then Rocks Epic Sideboob!
Here's some prophecy/news-
Mr. J. Bieber, after much reflection, taking off his ball-cap and donning 7 habits on his noggin instead, announces-
"I HAVE CREATED A NEW MORMON/CATHOLIC HYBRID RELIGION, CALLED: The 7 Habits of Highly Reflective Biebers", evangelizing major revelations like, "Remember- tats are hard to remove.", and, "Don't drive drunk or throw eggs at your neighbors."
Dennis,
Good, well intentioned open letter to Dave, but you are attempting to get a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchisee to switch to Chik-fil-A, or more radical yet, to Kung Pao.
KFC has the Colonel's legacy and secret ingredients, and is more lucrative so that a francisee can live a higher life style, provided that he carefully pays his taxes!
BB
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