Sunday, November 24, 2024

RCG News Flash! Dave Pack Confirms The Exact Date Christ Returns!!!!!!!

 


RCG News Flash – November 24, 2024

David C. Pack Declares
Jesus Christ Will Return
on December 16, 2024

The book of Daniel was unsealed again during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 545)” on November 16, 2024. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God gave the brethren “wonderful news” for the 90th time since March 2022. He knows “inarguably” when Jesus Christ will return: December 16 at 9:37 AM ET. This is the moment of sunset in Jerusalem, Israel, beginning Kislev 16.

The countdown timer is running on exrcg.org.



It turns out that those with a background in the Worldwide Church of God who foolishly believed what Herbert W. Armstrong taught are a bunch of prophecy nincompoops for not accurately understanding the 1290 and 1335. Those days are consecutive, not concurrent, stupid.

Listening to his sermon after a two-month hiatus reinforced my suspicion that David C. Pack was still boring. Part 545 was painfully repetitive of everything else he has ever said. You can stop listening to him for months and jump back in without missing a beat. Nothing he said during Parts 534 through 544 is of any consequence because he perpetually reinvents the wheel, drumming up new excuses for his previous failures.

Rinse and repeat since 2012.

Even after David C. Pack fails again on December 16, the next teaching he rushes to call out will be just as “absolute, unassailable, inspiring, impossible to disbelieve and you can’t doubt it, impossible that it’s wrong, impossible to argue, and sure” with even more “powerful proofs.”

Marc Cebrian
exrcg.org

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

One part of that post is 100% correct. Dave's latest date is "inarguable" because nobody can argue with Dave. Too bad his inarguable date is inarguably WRONG!

Anonymous said...

The thing is, if a bunch of crass beer-drinking rednecks got to belching and farting and laughing about it and making jokes, most church people would think of that as being really base. Some would probably quote the scripture about us being held accountable for every word
that came out of our mouths.

Personally! I place more value on their crassness than I do on Dave Pack's so called prophecies, although they both stink!

DennisCDiehl said...

I would like to extend, once again, an invitation to Dave to debate me on his own turf, or perhaps across the street at the Giant Eagle, at the Deli by the baloney section? Let's see how the boy stands up to actual Biblical realities. We can throw in Creationism/Evolution just for fun. I'll pay my own way and just have Marc with me as a witness. C'mon Dave. Leave the Castle or let me in. You can bring your 50 members and 12 Go Along to Get Along Board of Eventual Defectors for back up.

Anonymous said...


Dave Pack gives “proofs” a bad name.

Anonymous said...

Dennis@ 4:43:01 PM PST

I have often wondered if we should set a date and give a big invite to the leadership of the various Armstrong groups for a public debate on their core doctrines. Taped and broadcast for all to see. Certainly the early Apostles didn't shy away from debating nor did Jesus. A free and open forum as in the early church days. Don't hold ya breath. They would all disappear and head for the hills at such an invite, or Petra lol......

DennisCDiehl said...

Dave probably doesn't want to get slain again as Aron Ra did to him for his series on Creationism vs Evolution. Dave knows so little about the New Testament he'd run quite the risk. Somone would probably have to send him a copy of the NT so he could familiarize himself with it. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isV9hWXpNjc&list=PLXJ4dsU0oGMLFpoqxC5gLK4grEGqFt8oJ

Anonymous said...

Post translation........dear church members: you and your money can't leave the church now.........

Anonymous said...

Dave C Pack is FULL of CACA

Anonymous said...

He's going to have to stand in judgement for this tripe.

Anonymous said...

Sad sacks of delusion and mental illness.

Anonymous said...

I'll leave that date open on my calendar!

Anonymous said...

I watched the Aron Ra presentation. In my view, he's just as much a word smith con artist as Dave himself. I thought Aron would give scientific facts, but most of his presentation was repetitive verbal invalidation, which is the core of gaslighting. The only "proof" he offered was a quick reference to new animal species forming (animal breeding falls into this category) which he insists is evolution, plus that many other scientific papers agree with him. I didn't appreciate him defining faith as belief without proof. I believe in the laws of physics and chemistry even though I do not "see" them directly. What I see is the effect of these laws, which is "faith" and proof to me. This man is so intellectually dishonest that I don't even believe that he's a genuine atheist. He's just as much a fake atheist as Dennis himself. Btw, how does he explain the 35 universal constants being just right. Even slightly changing the atomic weight of a proton means that suns cannot exist.

Anonymous said...

1335, 1290 on left of his desk
7, 1000 on right of his desk
adding left = 24
adding right = 8
subtracting 8 from 24 = 16
thus 16th dec is confirmed

Anonymous said...

Thank you for that clarification about the desk math. Being dyslexic myself I would have never guessed how to calculate it.

R.L. said...

Did he come back after the final song and announce the correction shown on the screen at 3:34?

This is a common problem in many COG's nowadays - ministers getting their numbers (and even books of the Bible) mixed up as they speak.

Surprised the return date is December 16, not 17 - since December 17, 1994 marks 30 years since Joseph Tkach first gave the milestone "New Covenant" sermon in Atlanta.

Anonymous said...

When he's wrong for the millionth time, can they tar and feather him finally?

Missed your posts Marc, keep them coming!

Anonymous said...

“Listening to his sermon after a two-month hiatus reinforced my suspicion that David C. Pack was still boring”.

Boring?? The guy is comedy gold.

Welcome back Pack.

John said...

Comment was made stating: "...The book of Daniel was unsealed again during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 545)” on November 16, 2024. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God gave the brethren “wonderful news” for the 90th time since March 2022. He knows “inarguably” when Jesus Christ will return: December 16 at 9:37 AM ET. This is the moment of sunset in Jerusalem, Israel, beginning Kislev 16...."
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Why is it that so many of the hirelings of the former WCG think we are in the time of the end and so very close to the "very soon" return of their Jesus to reign on earth for 1,000 years? And Dave sets another date! How many times of the end are there for Dave Pack and other? searching hirelings of the former WCG?

Does the book of Daniel give a clue?

Daniel 12:4 "But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, [even] to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased."

Isn't the book still sealed? It must be. Dave Pack still doesn't get the point about setting dates.

Those hirelings thinking like Dave, and looking to that "very soon" return of their Jesus need to pay especially heed to Daniel's words to "shut up the words" that come out of their minds/mouths.

However, Dave, especially needs to only pay attention to two of those words: namely, "shut up!"

Will Dave shut up?

Time will tell...

John

Feastgoer said...

Is Mr. Pack adopting the "seven-year tribulation" theology of mainstream evangelical churches?

Putting 1290 and 1335 side-by-side is how they seem to teach it. But it goes against the customary COG teaching of 3 1/2 years.

Anonymous said...

The famine during the tribulation must be the result of a nuclear winter caused by a large-scale nuclear war.

Tonto said...

No, No , No , cant be December 16th, I already got an appointment to get my teeth cleaned on that day!

Byker Bob said...

What's nice about this is that the nature of Dave's insights and prophecies is such that there's no such thing as "foolish" bridesmaids! The ones who actually do prepare are at this point the only fools!

BB

Avoura said...

How does Dave Pack keep an idiot in suspense? By giving out wrong dates and then seeing them come back to him the following Sabbath wondering what went wrong, and just when will Christ return.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear him say caca? Isn't that another word for poop?