I have been reminded that ex-church members still want to help Bob with his bookcases.
People have suggested how to straighten his bookcase.
Others told him about the sunbleached and worn-out curtains he uses for his backdrop.
Some remind him to not wave his arms wildly about accentuating his limp wrists.
Others have said how distracting it is to see him hold up a booklet in front of his face or wave a big thick bible to impress us.
People have even suggested not sitting in front of his bathroom door with a
doorknob next to his head or a wall thermometer gauging how hot his sermon is.
Some have recommended he stop talking about himself in EVERY single sermon.
Does the great Bwana to Africa ever listen?
NO!
And so, his programs look like amateur hour in COGland and are widely mocked and ridiculed in most COG's, particularly in LCG.
