Our favorite self-appointed Messiah to the nation of Africa had a meltdown the other day when we picked on his attendance figures. Nothing gets Bobiniah Thiel's goat more than being mocked by this bog. He expects COG members to roll over and lap his theological vomit up like pigs at the slop trough, but we will not. We are all supposed to be impressed by him.
Never has a COG leader been dreamed about more, been doubly blessed, come out as Joshua, Nehemiah, Zechariah, Zephaniah, Ezekiel, and eventually will be the end time witless witness where he will be killed and resurrected in the streets of Jerusalem.
We should all be standing in awe of him and joining his one true Philadelphian Church of God! Yet in spite of all the double blessings, fantastical self-appointments, and direct revelations from the god of this world, he has only been able to influence 99 American followers, out of 382 million Americans, into joining up with him.
Imagine being the most amazing Church of God in the 21st century with a leader that is doubly blessed, and yet, it can only gather 99 members in the entirety of the United States, 10 members in the entire nation of Canada, 2 members on the entire European continent, and 6 on the Asian continent. Imagine being such a weak and impotent Church of God as this. Herbert Armstrong would be so embarrassed! This has to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
According to Bob Thiel, the Continuing Church of God now has 5,275 people, over 5,000 of whom are in Africa:
Australia 6,
Austria 1,
Canada 10,
Colombia 2,
Ethiopia 88,
Ghana 400,
Haiti 20,
India 80,
Ireland 1,
Kenya 3280,
Malawi 804,
Mozambique 281,
Netherlands 1,
New Zealand 6,
Philippines 12,
Serbia 6,
South Sudan 50,
Tanzania 65,
Trinidad & Tobago 1,
Uganda 8,
UK 4,
USA & Puerto Rico 99,
Zambia 50,
TOTAL 5275.
