Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
A Lesson for the Churches of God
A Lesson for the Churches of God
(and all humans)
Was there ever a time in your past when you wondered what would be going on in the year 2011? If you speculating as someone then immersed in the 50's or 60's or 70's it would have seemed like a million years away. If you were a member of the Worldwide Church of God, and could know, the following truths now revealed by then would be as follows.Surely by then...Jesus will have returned
The Kingdom will be here
I'd be ruling over others (this one never appealed to me. I wanted to go fishing and be left alone for a few thousand years)
The deaf would hear, the blind would see and the lame man leap as a hart
The Lion and the Lamb would be best buddies
Everyone would going to the Feast and I mean everybody....or else.
Sermons would be given by the real Apostles when God and Jesus were away on business
We would be proven to have been right about everything
Well, maybe not Mr. Waterhouse.....
However and Actually...................................
Jesus did not return
The world grinds on
Herbert Armstrong would be dead for 25 years
Garner Ted Armstrong would be dead
Hermann Hoeh would be dead
Dean Blackwell would be dead
Dibar Apartian would be dead
Stan Radar would be dead
Gerald Waterhouse would be dead
All the youthful Evangelists and ministers would be very old
Your local church will be gone
Ambassador would be gone
Ambassador would be sold to Evangelical Sunday keeping, Christmas Keeping, Easter Celebrating Pagans
The Worldwide Church of God would be keeping Sunday, Christmas, Easter and wallowing in the mysteries of the Trinity
The Worldwide Church of God would have broken up into 700 splinter and sliver churches each being the true one.
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Weinland would be the Two Witnesses
Twenty one other men would also be the Two Witnesses
Dave Pack would be the only true Apostle heading the only true remnant of the only true church.
Gerald Flurry will have recreated a hologram of Ambassador College and continue to be the reincarnation of HWA, but Dave Pack would be upset about that wanting his own hologram of HWA, WCG and Ambassador College
You would still be sending it in to someone if still unconscious.
The United Church of God would divide again and again.
The Brotherly Love Church of God will forbid you to talk to your brothers unless they belong to said church. This is commonly known as Influrryating.
The Living Church of God is dying.
60 years later we'll still be waiting "3-5, no more than 10-15, 20 tops years to go brethren, and I mean it."
The Big Sandy Egrets will have flown to Oklahoma along with HWA's prayer rock
Few will have ever heard of the Plain Truth
Few will have heard of The Philadelphia Trumpet
Few will have heard about the Grace Whatever Church of God, formerly known as Prince
Whew, and there is a whole lot more where that all comes from.
Life, in all it's constructs, hopes, dreams, speculations, mess ups and insanity is one big Mandala. Crafted over time only to be brushed away to return to it's source as if it never existed. Or rather, it takes on a different form, rejoins the universe and goes on to be part of the much bigger picture.
And now we know....
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