Secret Photo of COG Members Flocking To Restored Church of God

Every time I read Dave Pack writing about his superfantabulous Restored Church of God 

this is what I picture. 

Reminder: Jesus Returns May 19th!

Please remember to mark your calendar for next Sunday, May 19th, for the return of Jesus Christ.  That is the day that imprisoned felon Ron (Weinerdude) Weinland has set for the return of Jesus Christ.

We are going to have a BBQ that day to celebrate His return.  Some grilled baby-back ribs just might do the trick that day.

What are your plans?  How are you going to celebrate this momentous day?