Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Theme Music From Packs Disney Ride at Wadsworth...
"PIRATES OF YOUR POCKETBOOK"
Yo ho, yo ho, a PASTOR GENERALS 's life for me. We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me. We kindle and char and in flame and ignite. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We burn out the members, we're really a fright. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads, Drink up me hearties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me. Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me! YO HO!
Sing along at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A19q7rysLs (copy and paste into browser) .
I think ol' Diarrhea Dave has just come to a realization that amongst diehard Armstrongists, if you tell a lie that is big enough, often enough, then they will start repeating it, some will believe it, and it could at least to a limited extent become reality.
All he's got to do is continue to bark loudly and hope he outlasts all of the other pretenders to the throne. They've got 10-15 years on him, and a shorter life expectancy.
Thanks Joe. Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. We're both imitating a very old song, one that neither of us penned. I'm adding a dimension you left out.
Theme Music From the UCG Ride at Indianapolis...
"PIRATES OF YOUR POCKETBOOK"
Yo ho, yo ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me. We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot. Send us yer tithes, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me. We kindle and char and in flame and ignite. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We burn out the members, we're really a fright. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves. Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We'll worship our cows til we're dead in our graves. Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads, We'll defend all our stalkers, along with their 'nads. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me. Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me! YO HO!
10 comments:
LOL I LOVE this blog!
That's odd. I imagine something much more sinister. It begins with the letter S.
That's funny, I always pictured Mordor and Sauron's great eye whispering, "I see you Frodo Baggins!"
But if this is what he's talking about, then count me in!
NOT!
Not to worry, that which was will never be again.
Kind of looks like then entrance to Disneyland.
Heck, Pack should just copy Disneyland itself, as Pasadena AC was not that much different anyway!
I can imagine the attractions in Packs New Disney Wadsworth now...
* World Tomorrow Land
* Its Pack's Small World
* Mr. Packs Wild Ride
* Indiana Jones "Petra" Adventure
* Spaced Out Mountain
* Pack In Wonderland
* GOOFY Packs Playhouse
* The Haunted Auditorium
* Pirates of Your Pocketbook
Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
Theme Music From Packs Disney Ride at Wadsworth...
"PIRATES OF YOUR POCKETBOOK"
Yo ho, yo ho, a PASTOR GENERALS 's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We burn out the members, we're really a fright.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me.
Yo ho, ho ho, a PASTOR GENERAL's life for me! YO HO!
Sing along at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A19q7rysLs
(copy and paste into browser) .
LOL!
Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
Love it! So true!
I think ol' Diarrhea Dave has just come to a realization that amongst diehard Armstrongists, if you tell a lie that is big enough, often enough, then they will start repeating it, some will believe it, and it could at least to a limited extent become reality.
All he's got to do is continue to bark loudly and hope he outlasts all of the other pretenders to the throne. They've got 10-15 years on him, and a shorter life expectancy.
BB
Anonymous Above:
Dude... a day late and a dollar short. Come up with your own original humor and dont suck off mine. Way lame.
Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
Thanks Joe.
Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
We're both imitating a very old song, one that neither of us penned.
I'm adding a dimension you left out.
Theme Music From the UCG Ride at Indianapolis...
"PIRATES OF YOUR POCKETBOOK"
Yo ho, yo ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Send us yer tithes, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We burn out the members, we're really a fright.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We'll worship our cows til we're dead in our graves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
We'll defend all our stalkers, along with their 'nads.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me.
Yo ho, ho ho, a COUNCIL OF ELDERS life for me! YO HO!
LOL!
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