Van Robison: "Noah's Ark Found On The Moon"

Noah's Ark Found on the Moon

Biblical archaeologists traveled to the moon and discovered Noah's Ark, while scratching around.  WCG splinter group heads are elated over this discovery and have purchased tickets, for a flight to the moon.    It could be that this phenomenal discovery will unite all the WCG splinter groups into one unified group, which will be headed by the resurrected Herbert W. Armstrong, who is highly favored by Yahweh.  That is bad news for the splinter group religious executives, who will have to take a back seat to Herbert.

Well of course this is all a fairytale, just as all WCG splinter groups are man-made fictional groups also.  They have no clue about the "World Tomorrow", have zero understanding about "end times" and have no clue what truth is.  They don't know why you were born, what the past or the future was or is.  They don't understand the bible, even though they proclaim they do, but then no other groups do either.  They do take your $money, your estate and your time, if you are willing to bow down and worship them and follow their nonsense.

They will gladly indoctrinate you and your children at no charge for their glossy booklets and literature, but once hooked they demand your $cash, as if it is a God thing.  Each WCG splinter group head is his own self-appointed Pope of his little tiny religious kingdom.  Among the most shallow-minded human beings on earth, are the followers of these pope-like dictators of WCG splinter groups.  It is simply appalling that there is even so much as one human who submits to this fantasy world of WCG splinter group make-believe.

God/Jesus Christ never appointed HWA to anything and neither has He appointed or ordained any WCG splinter group head.  The world is of  course inundated with self-important, self-appointed religious rulers of  men and every town in the U.S. of A. has them on every street corner, dwelling in man-made temples of worship.  The man-made bible as interpreted by these priests of false religion,  is the forever means of keeping millions of human beings captive to those who deceive others for their own benefit.


Van Robison

Get Your Feast Bumper Stickers! UPDATED

For those nostalgic for the good old days and want to make your car a target of criticism, mockery and possible vandalism, then head over to this site to buy your bumper stickers for the Feast.

Who can forget forget driving down the freeway and passing a car with a green sticker on it.  You had an instant connection to one of the few out of billions that God loved.  Until of course you passed a car with an orange sticker and you attitude changed to envy because you knew that car belong to a special person in a higher spiritual plain than you and was going to get to park next to the convention building.  You were reminded instantly that you were relegated to a parking lot a mile and half away that you had to walk from with three screaming kids, diaper bags, blankets and brief cases while it was raining torrents along with gale force winds. Oh the Pocono memories!  :-)

Get you feast stickers here along with other trinkets for special Feast gifts.  Nothing strikes fear in a Feast goer more than to get a homemade gift from a church member who thinks it is the next best thing to the Bible.

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