Philadelphia Church of God Single Ladies Get To Ask Men Out Once A Year

Looking all pretty for Friday night bible study.

Woo Hoo!  Single PCG women have a great opportunity coming up this Friday, February 21.  They get to ask men out and they have to PAY for it!

This tradition dates back to Ambassador College and gives women the opportunity to “take on the responsibility of planning for and asking men on dates,” as the Herbert W. Armstrong College Student Handbook states.

Ladies, this is your opportunity to pack a weekend full of dates! Women typically ask a different date for each of the three days: one for Friday night, one for Sabbath, and another for Sunday. The women plan, ask and pay for the dates on the weekend. Spring Turnabout

Only in Armstrognism would one seek to include this relic from WCG's past as deserving of discussion in a "college" handbook.  Are any of these buffons capable of doing ANYTHING original?

E.W. King: I Can Open The Portal of the Fallen Matrix You Live In

In Eric's own words:

To enter true Christian reality and see the light on the other side of this current fallen matrix you must keep the feasts and the true Sabbath. You must be in God's time...not pagan time. Let Mr. E.W. King give and intro to this topic:

You must understand that God's time works together like perfect gears in motion. When we begin to keep God's time and live in God's time a "door way" or "portal" is open up to us. Our spiritual clarity increases. Feast Portals

Who in their right mind would want to live in a world dominated by King or other COG splinter cult leaders as guides to spirituality?