No Moonies Allowed

Leave it to Armstrongites to be caught up in all kinds of silly conspiracy theories.  One of them has always been that Amercian astronauts never landed on the moon.  Various employees in Pasadena were really wrapped up in this one.

The Kitchen clan has now settled that controversy!  In between the slobberfest of bowing down at their Herbert Armstrong altar, fighting with the Scarborough's, and stealing copyrighted works to put on their site as if they owned them they, they get all giddy over chemtrails, germ spraying, and all kinds of early morning AM radio silliness.

The Winter Family Weekend Song

It is rapidly approaching that time of year when several of the larger Church of God's conduct their annual Christmas Family Weekend.

All of the groups have selected sites that are brimming at the seams with Christmas cheer and joyous music, but not a single COG member will ever hear the music, see the decorations and imbibe in the joy of the season.  Yucky-poo on those Christmas cookies!

In honor of that miraculous event, which is on par with the immaculate conception, SHT has composed a new song for United Church of God to sing on their weekend.

Have a holly, jolly weekend

It's the best time of the year

I don't know if there'll be snow

But ignore all the cheer.

Have a holly, jolly weekend

And when you walk down the hall

ignore people you don't know

You're better then them all

Oh, ho, the mistletoe

Is hung where you can see

Listen to ho, ho, ho

Lights surround that tree

Have a holly jolly weekend

And in case you didn't hear

Oh United, have a holly jolly weekend this year

Oh, ho, the mistletoe

Is hung where you can see

Listen to ho, ho, ho

Lights surround that tree

Have a holly jolly weekend

And in case you didn't hear

Oh United, have a holly jolly weekend this year