Prophet Thiel/Official LCG Spokesman: Germany Building Up It's War Machine

Bob Thiel, the official spokesman for the Living Church of God, and world renown authority on end time prophecy, is all a twitter this morning about Germany's plan on building their own particle accelerator project. 

Prophet Thiel feels that Germany sees the large hadron collider in France as too puny for them so they need to build a larger one.  Of course, in Armstrongite scatology/mythology there is only one implication for this.  It will be used to build nuclear weapons that will be used to destroy the United States.

Apparently desiring to build upon and surpass what has been discovered with CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC), Germany has decided on its own particle accelerator project...

I believe that it, along with the LHC, will help the Europeans produce military weaponry to fulfill certain end time prophecies (e.g. Revelation 13:4).

The understanding of the Living Church of God that the Europeans will be able to attack and takeover the United States and its Anglo-descended allies (cf. Isaiah 10:5-11; Daniel 11:39) is correct and will come to pass. And it still appears, to me at least, possible that the past and likely future successes of the CERN LHC and also Germany’s FAIR may assist in the fulfillment of those prophecies.

Give it a rest Bob, you are starting to sound as stupid as Ron Weinland.

Ron Weinland Has Travel Restrictions Imposed

Ron will soon wish he still had his Nordstrom's card....

Poor Ronnie, just cannot get a break.  First he makes a complete ass of himself by trying to testify in his own defense.  When he was examined by the prosecutor he started losing it when he tried to justify spending money on Las Vegas hotel rooms at the Venetian, tickets to the Blue Man Group, and a shopping spree at Nordstrom's, all on the Church credit card.

Then he was found guilty on all five charges against him.  For being God's final witness and supreme authority on all things spiritual, this surely came as a blow to him.  He probably will soon equate this as being like God turning his back on Jesus at the cross.

Now the court has imposed travel restrictions on him.  He cannot travel to Southern Ohio where he tends to pop up anytime he thinks he has a new revelation to reveal.  His travel is restricted to Eastern Kentucky.  He also cannot use any church money except for the agreed upon salary amounts.  He also has to pay a $300,000 bond.

Mike on Weinland’s Pre-Sentencing Release has a scan of the court document and also notes that Weinland is using the gold that he bought to secure his bond.

Since Weinland is really good about "spiritualizing" away his failed prophecies will he soon claim this is only a "spiritual" conviction because God's true witness can never be found guilty?

Ron Weinland Court Documents Guilty Verdict

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