Ron Weinland: God is Going to Reveal the Mockers of the Church

While Ron Weinalnd is sitting in a jail cell with Big Bubba, his little henchmen are out trying to deliver sermons.  Apparently Mrs. Weinerdude, the second half of the Two Witnesses is not smart enough to deliver messages.

Wayne Matthews recently had this to say:

3) God is also going to reveal the perverted attitude and spirit of all who mock Him, His Church, and His servants. Those who scoff, criticize, ridicule, and mock God’s Church have used the occasion of this revelation to find fault with God’s Church for changing doctrine (as they see it) and timing in order to better suit their own false needs. Such critics foolishly and unwittingly put themselves in a position of judging God. The very thing they mock is the very thing that will end up being used to mock them. God is revealing the kind of hatred that has existed in the hearts of men and women toward Him and His people for nearly 6,000 years now.

Like all ministers and evangelists in the Church of God that utter prophetic nonsense, they have all had to back-peddle and spiritualize away their utterances.

Weinerdude Weinland is NOT a servant of God, does not oversee one of God's churches and does not have servants of God its midst.  So I certainly WILL mock Ron and his cult without fear of death or other horrible disease that Ron has prophesied will happen to all of his mockers.

Bob Thiel: Is He Ready To Declare Himself Another Elisha?

God's most important man (after Davey Pack), worlds foremost authority on prophecy, all things Mayan and Chief Overseer of the Continuing Ed Church of God is all excited that recent excavations may have discovered Elisha's home.

Notice however, the very first line where Bob makes sure to point out that Elisha had a double portion of the Holy Spirit.

This is the same thing that Bob uses to legitimize his apostate splinter cult.  He claims an LCG elder doubly blessed with a double portion of the holy spirit.

When one is doubly blessed one MUST start their own church even when they are not ordained.

There is a report that a dwelling of the biblical Elisha, who asked to be granted a double-portion of God’s Spirit from Elijah (2 Kings 2:9-13), has possibly been found:
July 23, 2013

TEL REHOV, Israel – During 16 years of excavating Tel Rehov in the Jordan Valley, archaeologists uncovered a 3,000-year-old, well-planned city.

They also found a unique building that might have been the house of Elisha the prophet…

During the excavations, archaeologists discovered a special room inside the house with a table and a bench. They also discovered a pottery shard with the name Elisha on it, dated to the 9th century.

The discovery has led some to believe this was the room of the prophet Elisha.

Towards the end of the posting Bob has this:

Elisha was made a prophet of God to lead after Elijah no longer was fit to be the leader (see also Elijah: Past and Prophesied).

As we get closer to the end, it is interesting that archaeologists continue to find more evidence of biblical peoples, places, figures, and events.

 That all translates into Bob speak as this:

Since Rod Meredith was no longer fit to lead the church I had to step in and take matters in hand.  Even though I am not ordained by the laying on of  hands, I have been doubly blessed by an elder so therefore I am a legitimate leader in the Church of God.  As we get closer to the end God will further legitimize me in my position as he unveils more archaeological items and scriptural references.

Royal Baby: King David's Great, Great, Great, Great, Great...Grandchild Will Be 4 When Millennium Starts

Just when you think COG members can't dream up another stupid theory, along comes Geoff.

Why the new Royal baby may be a sign of things to come

On 18th July 2013 (10th Ab), the British Government

announced the Queen had signed a Law 'legalizing'

marriage between Sodomites.

That indicates she may have signed it the previous day,

on the 9th of Ab. 

This abomination in Ephraim, whom God calls "My first born",

approved by the incumbent Judah-sceptre-line monarch,

--descended from King David--

can thus be compared to,

if David had proclaimed all Israelites are allowed to

legally marry a person of the same sex.

Knowing how God responded to David's adultery,

had this happened, it would have also brought

a direct response from Heaven.

Indicating we are now in a similar time.

Especially when viewed in light of

(a) the spreading Sodomite 'marriages'

in America, France, and other mainly Israelite nations

--see:

http://www.freedomtomarry.org/landscape/entry/c/international

...combined with (b) the increasing violence and racial trouble in the world. 

All of which surely indicate

WE ARE IN AN ADVANCED STATE OF BEING,

IN DAYS LIKE  THOSE OF NOAH,

which Jesus predicted would come in the end days,

and which compel Him to intervene in world affairs

sometime soon.

If Herbert W. Armstrong was correct

and Christ returns on a Feast of Trumpets

preceded by a 1335-day countdown,

that count can (currently) start early 2014.

Which means that when Christ returns,

the new Royal baby would be

at least 4-years old.

He was born 22 July 2013 (15 Ab).

A few days after the Queen signed the new Law.

 So the new baby may be another sign the end is near...

 

...because, when the Millennium is over,

and he's a 1000-year old spirit being,

King David is going to be blessed

by having his own newborn baby

from Bathsheba, resurrected.

Similarly when the Millennium starts,

David looks like he's going

to be blessed by having the

by then 4-year old (or older) new Royal Prince,

as a great-great-great-etc grandchild.

 

In both cases these look like God-planned events.

The new Prince's birth shortly after

the UK Sodomite-'marriage' law was announced,

may also indicate God knew it would happen,

and this was His way of saying

that He stands behind both man/woman marriage,

and childbirth

--and His promise to David of a perpetual

line of Royalty.

Geoff Neilson

Cape Town