Ron Weinland Releases Earth-shattering Pivotal Sentence!!!!!!!!!

That lovable, narcissistic, delusional, imprisoned felon, Ron Weinland, thinks so highly of his important messages that he released on May 4, 2014 a single sentence of such mind boggling significance that he is calling it of "...pivotal importance..." The single sentence is a teaser for a letter he is writing to his rapidly dwindling flock about Pentecost and the non-return of Jesus Christ this Pentecost. Either Weinland is now smoking crack in prison or his play sessions with Bubba have further clouded his already delusional mind.

This forthcoming message is so spectacular that he is calling it an "inset post" because he is inserting it in a middle of a long series of idiotic rantings on "fellowship" in his cult.  That series is a desperate attempt by Ronnie to stop the ongoing defections of members from his cult because of the reign of terror by Laura and Audra and his mountain of failed prophecies.

Here is the sentence that is of the most "pivotal importance."

“Pentecost of 2014 is not the day that Christ will return to begin his role of King of kings, yet that day will prove to be one of immense pivotal importance and timing in his coming.”

Well, duh!  Every single one of us sitting here today and 99.9999999999999% of the world know this "truth" also.  That does not matter to Ronnie though.  He is doing advance work to cover up last years prediction that he realizes will not happen again this year.

For the last several years he has said Jesus Christ would return on

Pentecost 2008

Pentecost 2012

Pentecost 2013

 Now we can add the following to the list:

Pentecost 2014

Ronnie refuses to take his own words to heart that if anything he has mentioned has failed then he is a false prophet.  Here is his own words:

One of Ronnie Weinland's ex-elder's says this:

"...when the management of all the lies becomes unmanageable then the exposure of the lies will happen. I am of the opinion that ronnie is very close to this now. When human reasoning becomes acutely aware of doubt and inconsistency the questioning of the author will begin. For some, this can take a long period time. This is why Ronnie keeps the disfellowshipment confined to local areas. If it were church wide and the number is high that also will raise suspicion and questions.

This is the work of a clever cultist."

Play UCG Lingo Bingo Before Cranky Oldsters Take It Down

Those wild and crazy youngsters at UCG have come up with a new Bingo game, though I can guarantee that most young people in UCG have no idea what some of these are referring to.

Let's see how long this stays up before some cranky old curmudgeon in Cincinnati complains.  Its not kosher to have fun with church history.

May the Force be with the Young One's!

Ron Weinland Minister Claims God's Prophet Laura Spearheading the Church Because Ron Is Unjustly Accused

The craziness in Ron Weinland's rapidly dwindling splinter cult continues unabated.  Mike's  Dont Drink the Flavor Aid Served By False Prophets has an entry up today quoting one of Ron's ministers, Jim Jamieson, who is claiming Ron is "falsely accused" despite being found guilty by a jury with mountains of evidence.  Sometimes I think people are deliberately blinded to reality.

Look at the two witnesses, God’s two prophets at this time, just not only what they’ve gone through since the Apostasy and how God built courage in them and courage to, you know…”No, I’m not here for a paycheck. I’m here to obey God,” and to walk away from that, and beginning this, starting this end-time work. Look at where we’re at right now. One of, you know, God’s prophets sitting falsely accused in prison, and then his wife, the prophet of God is, you know, out there spearheading this Church and carrying it on and doing the administration and being able to get up in front of congregations as she visits and update all of us and keep us updated on Ron and whatnot. And you know, just the courage that’s there with both of them. And, you know, we need to pray for not only God’s two witnesses, to give them Godly courage, but for each and every one of us, you know. How has God prepared us with Godly courage for what is ahead, you know? And He has, and we might not realize it, but the trials we go through and overcome, well, we learn that, you know, to trust in God and have that Godly courage.   Falsely Accused of Godly Courage