Church of God groups were devastated the other day to learn that one of their earthly vices that they thought they were allowed to take pleasure in contained PORK! Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was announced in Malaysia the other day that miniscule trace amounts of pork were found in Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Bar. The Muslim hoards are in a lather right now proclaiming Jihad against Cadbury.
Enraged Muslims in Malaysia have called for a holy war or Jihad to be waged on Cadbury after traces of pig DNA were picked up in their chocolates. As a result of the complaint, the company has pulled two of its products from Malaysian shop shelves.
A group of more than 20 Muslim organizations have condemned UK confectionary company Cadbury, saying “it has crossed the line.”
“They have betrayed us Muslims by putting ‘haram’ elements through the foods we consume in our body, to weaken us Muslims,” said Abu Bakar Yahya, chief of Muslim group, Perkasa Selangor, to press at a conference on Tuesday in Kuala Lumpur quoted by Malaymailonline.
Some of the Muslim organizations even called for a Jihad to be declared against Cadbury for its “betrayal.” Malaysian Muslims declare jihad on Cadbury over pork-laced chocolate
But Dear, it was ONLY a small piece of the Cadbury Milk Bar.
I promise I will never eat it again!
Many COG members were delighted to learn though that their secret vice and favorite Cadbury candy is completely Kosher. So go ahead and eat those Cadbury Creme Egg's!