The "Bob"sey Twins Talk About Book of Joshua and Artificial Intelligence

 

Well, it's another story about the Great Bwana Bob and his trusty sidekick Steve Depuie. 

The Great Bwana has had numerous nightmares over the last few years that Satan would use artificial intelligence to imitate him and spread false teachings or even discredit him altogether and make the improperly named "continuing" Church of God look like complete fools. Bwanas Bob doesn't need to worry about Ai doing that since he does a superb job already! Nowhere in the history of the church have we had such a man who unintentionally discredits himself every time he opens his mouth.

Anyway, the newly formed comedic Bob'sey Twins continued with their road show and have a new sermon on artificial intelligence (Ai) and even try and refer people to Joshua where Ai is mentioned (which it does, it is a city).

Here is the nonsense they both are preaching. No Jesus mind you, but complete inspirational pseudo-Christian conspiratorial idiocy.

Is AI in the Bible?

The Bible refers to a place that was ruined in the Book of Joshua called “Ai.” 

Are there any parallels to what is known as Artificial Intelligence (AI)? 

What did Joe Kovacs say about that? 

Are there any risks to AI, such as those warned about by Elon Musk? 

Are common AI sources like ChatGPT and Bing AI always reliable? 

Are there certain passages in the Bible, such as prophecies related to the militaristic Beast and Antichrist in the Book of Revelation, that point to the use of AI in the end times? 

Is the use of computer software consistent with the prophecies of the 666 Beast power? 

Does the New Testament have warnings of impostors deceiving? 

Is it possible that demons and AI will be involved in the end time? 

Will the nations of this world fight Jesus upon His return? 

Could AI affect and deceive humans? 

Dr. Thiel and Steve Dupuie address these matters.

Finally! One of the Two Witnesses Has Been Named!

Get ready to be amazed and stand in awe of who one of the two witnesses is. No, it is NOT our petulant crybaby Bwana Bob Thiel, but Aaron Dean! Woo Hoo! I am sure the first witness will be Herbert Armstrong as this story has been floating since he died and that he was coming back to life as one of the two witnesses.

What is Laodicea? In Revelation 12:17 we see a remnant receives IDENTITY AFTER the Church of the Philadelphia era goes into a place of protection and safety(See Rev 3:10, and Rev 12:14-16). That is when Laodicea begins the work of God. Prior to that, they were doing their own works that's why they didn't go to a place of safety. Otherwise the Church who goes into the place of safety, is doing the work of God(see Revelation 3:7-13). 

 

So Philadelphia has a witness leading them. 

 

Laodicea repents too late and must go through the Great Tribulation. Their witness is witnessing to them that the first witness is true, and he is assisting the Philadelphia witness. The Laodicean witness is ministering to them while they are going through the Great Tribulation, bringing them to repentance. 

 

Those who come out of the great Tribulation will be grafted in with Philadelphia, as there is no two churches of God only ONE CHURCH OF GOD. The Worldwide Church of God.(See Zechariah 2)
So we see, that what is produced through God's Work in Herbert W Armstrong, continues for the building and edification of the Worldwide Church of God until Christ returns! The men who will be the two witnesses of God, will be used to finish the Temple or Church age! 

 

One is outside of the ministry and one is pastor general of the ministry. Like Moses and Aaron.
Aaron conceded to the whims of the people and repented. So we see a Joshua figure repenting and bring brought up to lead God's Church under Philadelphia or Moses type. 

 

I personally believe that the assistant to Mr. Armstrong, Aaron Dean, the one who helped write Mystery of the Ages, is the one who will lead God's people as the second witness. 

 

The Kitchen family has only been here to preserve, preserve the Worldwide Church of God. Members of our family have died in that battle and together we give witness of how Satan wants God's Church destroyed! 

 

But we are not looking for followers. We look only to warn and to preserve. 

 

That's what our work has been about. That's why we don't receive tithes and offerings and why we are not ministers! 

 

Right now, the ministry is locked in chains much like how Joshua the High Priest was chained by Satan to keep them from doing the work of God. But God is going to release the ministry and things will come back together in greater power as you've never seen before! 

 

God is in control brethren! Don't you lose sight of that!  Recapture Tomorrow

 

Restored Church of God Open House Edition 2: Another Train Wreck In The Making.

 

Un-UnOpen House

 

Prophecy hobbyist David C. Pack has gone quiet since his complete failure on Pentecost last week. It is nice to know there are still some things in this world that are capable of shutting him up. At least momentarily.

 

The members of The Restored Church of God have been refreshing their email inboxes all week, waiting to hear what the heck they are supposed to do now since the Kingdom of God did not arrive as scheduled.

 

The 3.5-2-14-6.5-3.5-1-7-1K Kingdom structure of Part 444 was changed into the simpler and way more accurate 18-2-6.5-3.5-1-7-1K during Part 445. Surely, the Mystery of God ended because Daniel was unsealed.

Reality proved both of those were wrong.

 

No matter how large the printout gets with the “complete picture,” it is destined to crumble with the passage of time. This usually occurs before the deadline approaches. Grandpa Dave sure loves his caveats.

 

But have no fear because relief is on the way. Part 446 is scheduled for today.

 

Thursday, June 1, 2023

 

Dear brethren, 

 

Please note Mr. Pack plans to speak this coming Sabbath, June 3 to lay out more details. We are right on track!

 

The start time for the sermon will be forthcoming. Keep an eye on your inbox for any upcoming communication. 

 

Enjoy the rest of the day!

 

Warm regards,

 

Church Administration

 

We’re right on track, dummies. Wow. Lying is like breathing to the hirelings at Headquarters now.

 

“More details” is code for a brand new picture since Pentecost gave Dave a shiner.

 

Keep in mind that Tammuz 1 is June 20. The Ministerial Conference is one day shorter than usual, from Sunday, June 11 to Thursday, June 15. We all must wait and see what new nonsense the Packian Triad of Fraud dreamt up. The longer Dave is quiet, the more significant the "understanding" shift is and the more verses he has to support his revised fantasy.

 

 

In a bold move, Pseudo Evangelist Bradford G. Schleifer waded into the shark-infested waters of social media this week by announcing a 2023 Restored Church of God Open House taking place on June 25. It was posted on RCG’s main Facebook feed and the two private Wadsworth Neighbors groups.

 

Last year's lukewarm attempt was available only to RCG vendors and The Wadsworth Chamber of Commerce members [excluding Dawn Blue and me]. Over 1300 people were invited, and "a good hundred" attended. Whether that is a successful turnout is open to interpretation.

 

An article last September covered this in detail. In a WCTV interview, Dawn Blue of How It’s Done TV and I discussed our experience with being disinvited covertly a few hours before the event started.

 

Some in RCG are learning from past mistakes. The 2023 iteration is an Un-UnOpen House, as they are now inviting the local residents of Wadsworth to attend. To reserve your tickets, you can click HERE.

Brad posted this with his personal account because only someone of his high church rank can appropriately navigate the minefield of comments. Exceptional circumstances require superior discernment and wisdom. So much for Dr. Timothy D. Ranney being responsible for Public Relations. It must have felt like the keys to the car being taken away just before Prom Night.

 

 

Oh. And then there are the comments. It is not pretty.

 

As of writing this article, there are 3 hidden comments on the RCG main Facebook feed, 156 in Wadsworth Neighbors(19K members) and 62 in Wadsworth Neighbors #2 no rules (2.9K members).

 

Good luck trying to find anyone who is writing something supportive. Some acknowledged that RCG was opening its doors and that people should learn for themselves what they are about. Others thought that was a terrible idea.

To Brad’s credit, he did not delete the comments Dawn Blue and I made. From a Damage Control perspective, that probably would not have sat well with the residents in those groups.

 

Will RCG opt for armed security guards again this year, or wing it and leave the protection up to the angels? We will find out in a few weeks.

 

For anyone interested in joining Dawn Blue and me for an Across The Street Watch Party on June 25, please contact exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. Snacks and drinks will be coordinated after we get a headcount.

 

Marc Cebrian

See: Un-UnOpen House