Friday, May 16, 2025

Ai COG: Are We the Prophesied End-Time Mockers? Setting the Record Straight

 


Armstrongism’s Twisted Take on 2 Peter 3 Exposed

Armstrongites love to throw around 2 Peter 3:3-4: “In the last days there will be mockers, following their own ungodly desires, scoffing and saying, ‘Where is this coming he promised?’” They point fingers at anyone who dares question their prophetic timelines—think HWA’s failed 1972 Tribulation prediction—or their legalistic rules, labeling critics as the “end-time mockers” foretold in scripture. But let’s flip the script. Armstrongism’s caricatures of Christianity, painting believers as pagan sun-worshippers or deceived fools, are the real mockery here. Blogs exposing their corruption and lies, aren’t mocking—they’re shining the prophetic light on darkness. Lets set the record straight by showing Armstrongism’s moral, biblical, and historical errors, complete with a top 10 list of their mocking tactics.

The Scripture: What 2 Peter 3 Really Says

The passage in 2 Peter 3:3-4 warns of scoffers in the last days who mock the promise of Christ’s return, living for their own desires and dismissing God’s timeline. Peter’s context is clear: these mockers deny the Second Coming, saying, “Things have always been this way,” ignoring God’s judgment (like the flood) and His patience for repentance (2 Peter 3:5-9). Historically, early Christians faced such scoffers—those who ridiculed their hope in Christ’s return amid persecution. Biblically, Peter calls believers to hold fast, knowing God’s timing isn’t ours (2 Peter 3:8).

Armstrongism, however, twists this scripture to silence critics. They claim anyone who questions their end-time prophecies—like HWA’s repeated failures—or rejects their legalistic law-keeping is a “mocker.” This misuse is biblically wrong, as Peter’s scoffers deny Christ’s return entirely, not HWA’s specific predictions. Morally, it’s a cheap tactic to shame dissenters, stifling legitimate critique of their corruption.

Armstrongism’s Mockery: Caricatures and Strawmen

Armstrongism doesn’t just misread scripture—they mock Christianity by building strawmen to tear down. They paint mainstream Christians as pagan idolaters, claiming practices like Easter stem from Babylonian sun-worship, despite historical evidence tying Easter to Passover (Pascha). They caricature the Trinity as a “three-headed monster,” ignoring its biblical roots in the early church’s understanding of Christ’s divinity. These distortions aren’t just wrong—they’re a form of mockery, ridiculing genuine faith to prop up Armstrongism’s superiority.

This mockery is morally problematic, as it sows division and fear among believers, portraying historical Christians as enemies rather than brothers. Historically, it clashes with the early church’s unity despite theological debates—think of the Council of Nicaea. Armstrongism’s strawmen mock the very faith they claim to defend, making them the true scoffers of 2 Peter 3.

AICOG’s Role: Prophetic Light, Not Mockery

Blogs like Banned by HWA, Mike’s Enlightenment Page, Painful Truth, and others aren’t mocking—they’re exposing darkness with prophetic clarity. By uncovering Armstrongism’s lies, like Herbert’s failed prophecies, financial exploitation, and legalistic burdens, these blogs hold a mirror to corruption. This isn’t scoffing at Christ’s return—it’s calling out false teachers, a biblical mandate (Titus 1:9). Historically, prophets like Jeremiah exposed religious corruption without being labeled mockers; they were voices of truth.

Armstrongism’s accusation that critics are “end-time mockers” is biblically baseless—many who remained/became Christian after leaving Armstrongism didn’t fulfill the biblically condemned “mocker” denying Christ’s return but rather affirms it while rejecting HWA’s timelines. Morally, exposing lies isn’t mockery; it’s justice, protecting the vulnerable from cult exploitation. Armstrongism’s attempt to flip the script only highlights their guilt.

Top 10 Ways Armstrongism Mocks Christianity

Here’s a list of Armstrongism’s top 10 mocking tactics, showing how they distort and ridicule Christianity while claiming to be God’s “true church.”

Easter as Pagan Worship
They label Easter a Babylonian sun-cult ritual, ignoring its roots in Passover and the resurrection, mocking a core Christian celebration.

Trinity as a “Three-Headed Monster”
Armstrongism caricatures the Trinity as a pagan invention, dismissing the early church’s biblical understanding of Christ’s divinity.

Sunday Worship as “Mark of the Beast”
They claim Sunday worshippers bear the “mark of the beast,” a baseless scare tactic that mocks believers’ freedom in worship.

Mainstream Christians as “Deceived”
They paint all non-Armstrongist Christians as spiritually blind, mocking the faith of millions who trust in Christ.

Christmas as “Satan’s Birthday”
Armstrongism calls Christmas a satanic holiday, ignoring its historical celebration of Christ’s birth, ridiculing a joyful tradition.

Prophetic Failures as “God’s Delay”
When HWA’s 1972 Tribulation prediction failed, they mocked critics by claiming God delayed it, twisting scripture to save face.

Legalism as “True Obedience”
They mock grace by insisting rules like Saturday Sabbath-keeping are salvational, as Brisby does, contradicting the gospel.

Church History as “Apostate”
Armstrongism dismisses 2000 years of church history as apostate, mocking the legacy of martyrs and saints who preserved the faith.

Tithing as “God’s Financial Law”
They mock biblical generosity by enforcing triple tithes, exploiting followers while leaders lived in luxury, a moral failure.

Critics as “End-Time Mockers”
By labeling Anti-Armstrongism blogs as scoffers, they mock legitimate critique, using 2 Peter 3 to silence truth-tellers exposing their lies.

Splinterland, Shine the Light

Armstrongism’s misuse of 2 Peter 3 to label critics as “end-time mockers” is a sham. Their caricatures of Christianity—calling Easter pagan, the Trinity monstrous, and critics scoffers—are the real mockery, morally divisive, biblically baseless, and historically absurd. Blogs and ex-members exposing their corruption, aren’t mocking; they’re shining a prophetic light on darkness, just as scripture calls us to do. Splinterland, reject the strawmen, ditch the legalistic lies, and embrace the true hope of Christ’s return—no cult filter needed.


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Thursday, May 15, 2025

The "We Practice 1st Century Christianity" Claim And Why It Doesn't Work Today

 

I had this quote saved in my notes on my iPhone and I don't remember if it was a comment on this blog or elsewhere.

Here is why no one believes those who claim they follow 1st Century Christianity:

One of the reasons believers want to get back to the First Century practices of believers in the Christian church is that these manifestations were commonplace back then. 
 
Christians crave something that was present back in that era, something which, giving the benefit of doubt, is not as prolific today if indeed it exists at all. 
 
People even attempt to fake them in various ways to prove that they have the witness of God supporting them, but the fakery is easily seen for what it is, and as such does not provide incontrovertible proof which would rope in a non-believer as it often did in Apostolic times. 
 
Fakery, once discovered, results in reproach and ridicule.

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Church of God Assembly - Trouble In Paradise - Monson Sacks Board

 



Every time the Churches of God have a major split, everyone thinks that the latest configuration will be filled with the most god-fearing men, and things will finally be done correctly. Sadly, this has not happened, especially in the last 30-some years. Each new and improved group ends up being just as corrupt and morally bankrupt as the church they broke off from. They have been so tainted by the abuses they grew up in and participated in that change never has a chance to take a foothold, so the churches start having major problems.

Several sources have contributed to what is below about the current problems going on within the Church of God Assembly, with Sheldon Monson, and others.

Trouble has been brewing for some time in CGA, leading Sheldon Monson to recently dismiss the Board of CGA because he did not want to get voted out and wanted more control over where and how the church's tithe money was spent.

Adding to this upheaval, an ex-employee recently gave a sermon about Judas stealing from the money bag. His sermon was seen by a lot of people as a direct jab at Monson's wife Joette. Sources say that she recently lost her high-paying job in the world and decided to work for the church, though the church did not officially notify members that she was doing so.

Church members had caught on to the fact that both Sheldon and Joette had their own Cadillac Escalade (the current cost of an Escalade is anywhere from $88,000 - $105,000 and higher, depending on what you add).

Then, kids being kids, word got out that the Monson's recently spent several days at a Disney Park (a minimum of at least $1,500+ a day for tickets and nightly stay in a Disney hotel, excluding the cost of food, which will add another $300-500 minimum a day, plus travel and the bill final bill is enormous).

Knowing how certain church leaders and ministers through the decades had the church pay for all of their travel, many in CGA believe that the church paid for this entire trip with the church's money. Being the Grand PooBah does have its perks!

Many are also connecting the sermon about Judas stealing coins out of the moneybag to blatant misuse of church funds for things other than preaching a gospel message. This should come as no surprise, considering how rampant the financial abuse was in the old Worldwide Church of God and in the ranks of its predecessors.

No one should be the least bit surprised that this, considering this is the legacy that ALL COG groups currently deal with. They all know better and know they should do things right, but that money is sooooo appealing and so easy to use. Some things in the Church of God never change.






Monday, May 12, 2025

PCG Terminating Employees While Elite Party


We live in an amazing time to witness firsthand the implosion of so many COG groups. All imploding because of their own mistakes and excesses. None of them are suffering because of the world persecuting them for what they preach, but at the hands of their own leaders and elite. They have used and abused members for so many decades that people are leaving. Yet, in spite of their self-made worlds collapsing around them, the elite leadership continues to wallow in excesses and wasteful spending instead of really preaching some kind of a gospel.

Today, we have the Philadelphia Church of God experiencing this. While the children of the elite leaders in Edmond, OK are traipsing around the country with their "Dance of David" road show, Celtic Throne II. After all, when David danced naked, he was doing Irish dance! Although the PCG takes the Bible literally, they don't take it that literally. Like everywhere in the COG movement, the elite get to pick and choose what they want to follow.

Exit and Support Network has this up:

PCG Announces Layoffs:
May 9, 2025
While the PCG is gearing up to send Amy Flurry’s dance crew around the world on tithe payers’ dimes, the PCG had to announce some layoffs. To what extent, I’m not sure yet, but in all my 30 years in the PCG I have never heard them have to make such an announcement. Normally negative news such as that would be kept on the down low. Sounds like they are having a tough time growing! –[name withheld]