Dave Pack Takes It Literally: Suffer the Children

 

David C. Pack - Mow Down ICE Protesters

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God preached from Exodus 23 about the world conditions that will be present at the start of Daniel's 1335, just before the Kingdom of God arrives 15 days later.

Oh yes, because nothing says "loving God of mercy and justice" like turning Exodus 23 into a divine green light for running over protesters and their infants with heavy machinery. Truly inspired Armstrongist exegesis—truly. Though none of us should be surprised.

During "The Greatest Untold Story (Part 624)" given on February 21, 2026, the Pastor General said that God would have protesters and their babies mowed down for their rebellious behavior.

Part 624. Six hundred and twenty-four installments of "The Greatest Untold Story." At this rate, the Kingdom might arrive before he finishes telling us about it. But hey, at least he's consistent: every few days the end is nigh… again. And when it comes, apparently, toddlers holding protest signs are public enemy number one in the divine order. How very Christ-like. "Suffer the little children to come unto me… unless they're blocking traffic, then mow 'em down."

This channel does not PROMOTE David C. Pack's inflammatory language, but exposes it. He claims he is God's apostle, the Seventh Angel, and Elijah the Prophet.

Of course he does. Every self-respecting Armstrongite doomsday preacher needs a full title stack: Apostle, Seventh Angel, Elijah the Prophet, Joshua, Elisha. It's like a spiritual LinkedIn profile on steroids. Humility clearly isn't one of the fruits of the spirit in Wadsworth, Ohio.

This could "possibly" begin next week on Tuesday night. Mark Cebrian exrcg.org

Ah, the classic hedge: "possibly." Because nothing builds credibility like vague timelines and eternal qualifiers. Tuesday night is looking pretty apocalyptic—mark your calendars, folks, but maybe don't cancel your Wednesday plans just yet. After all, we've only had about 623 previous "greatest untold stories" that somehow didn't quite pan out.

If you're taking prophecy advice from a man who thinks God endorses vehicular manslaughter against babies at ICE rallies, you might want to double-check your spiritual GPS. If your spiritual leader is on part 624 of anything and his big revelation is “God said flatten the babies,” you might be in a cult.

Just a wild guess.

Possibly.

Maybe next Tuesday.