Saturday, February 28, 2026

Dave Pack Takes It Literally: Suffer the Children


 
David C. Pack - Mow Down ICE Protesters

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God preached from Exodus 23 about the world conditions that will be present at the start of Daniel's 1335, just before the Kingdom of God arrives 15 days later.

Oh yes, because nothing says "loving God of mercy and justice" like turning Exodus 23 into a divine green light for running over protesters and their infants with heavy machinery. Truly inspired Armstrongist exegesis—truly. Though none of us should be surprised.

During "The Greatest Untold Story (Part 624)" given on February 21, 2026, the Pastor General said that God would have protesters and their babies mowed down for their rebellious behavior.

Part 624. Six hundred and twenty-four installments of "The Greatest Untold Story." At this rate, the Kingdom might arrive before he finishes telling us about it. But hey, at least he's consistent: every few days the end is nigh… again. And when it comes, apparently, toddlers holding protest signs are public enemy number one in the divine order. How very Christ-like. "Suffer the little children to come unto me… unless they're blocking traffic, then mow 'em down."

This channel does not PROMOTE David C. Pack's inflammatory language, but exposes it. He claims he is God's apostle, the Seventh Angel, and Elijah the Prophet.

Of course he does. Every self-respecting Armstrongite doomsday preacher needs a full title stack: Apostle, Seventh Angel, Elijah the Prophet, Joshua, Elisha. It's like a spiritual LinkedIn profile on steroids. Humility clearly isn't one of the fruits of the spirit in Wadsworth, Ohio.

This could "possibly" begin next week on Tuesday night. Mark Cebrian exrcg.org

Ah, the classic hedge: "possibly." Because nothing builds credibility like vague timelines and eternal qualifiers. Tuesday night is looking pretty apocalyptic—mark your calendars, folks, but maybe don't cancel your Wednesday plans just yet. After all, we've only had about 623 previous "greatest untold stories" that somehow didn't quite pan out.

If you're taking prophecy advice from a man who thinks God endorses vehicular manslaughter against babies at ICE rallies, you might want to double-check your spiritual GPS. If your spiritual leader is on part 624 of anything and his big revelation is “God said flatten the babies,” you might be in a cult.

Just a wild guess.

Possibly.

Maybe next Tuesday.



34 comments:

Anonymous said...

How blind can you be??? Advocate mowing down the very people who are trying to save our country. Hey, Dave! You really need to read more widely! Check into the way in which these ICE agents were trained. Especially investigate what was omitted from the training materials.

Phinnpoy said...

I'm unabashly right-wing.
I think the people protesting ICE are being influenced by leftist ideology. But, as long as they don't get physical with the police, they can express their feelings all they want. However, they should leave their children at home. Demonstrations can turn violent in the uptight climate we have in this country right now. A conflict or misunderstanding between a demonstrator and a policeman or some idiot willfully inviting violence could make things go south fast. So please, leave the kids at home, so Pack's demented statement won't be fulfilled in his mind.

Anonymous said...

Dave, it's 7 am Tues....the coppery red moon.....

Anonymous said...

Defund Pack and give the money to ICE.

Marc Cebrian said...

For those who want to watch the video: https://youtu.be/dtehzg2g654

Anonymous said...

God would have protesters and their babies mowed down for their rebellious behavior.

Dave would have been a lot of fun at the receivership protests in Pasadena.

Anonymous said...

lol the “very people trying to save our country”. Armstrongism has clearly caused brain damage to most, even 40 years after his death.

Anonymous said...

He would likely have been the most self-righteous prick around at the receivership protests, 5:36! I wonder if he would have joined Dr. James Tabor at Waco, attempting to explain David Koresh to the FBI, and to intercede for the Branch Davidians in an effort to save their lives. Might Dave have been working with Schindler in 1930s Germany, or would he have thought the SS to be patriots as they went about their ethnic cleansing? Does he think the Ayatollahs had the right idea in killing off thousands of freedom seeking Iranian protesters? Let us not forget the plight of the Armenians at the hand of the Ottoman Empire, African Americans in their fight for equal rights, or our red-skinned brothers and sisters as they walked the Trail of Tears! Who would speak for these people?

Come Dave, and sing along. The chords are simple: E, D, A, B. The words will have a familiar ring to them. They are practically your autobiography: "Pleased to meet you! Hope you guess my name!"

Anonymous said...

What is the average age of an ex-WCG member? 70? 80? There does not seem to be much of a future for this kind of crap.

Anonymous said...

The youngest Ambassador University/College graduates are over 50 years old now. For all that was wrong with AC, it did produce bona fide yellow pencil Armstrongites, and anyone can see for themselves that the younger "ministers" emerging from the splinter copycat colleges and training programs are simply not up to the old standard. They don't have what it takes to carry the HWAcaca forward to future generations. It's the people like Samuel Kitchen, trapped in dysfunctional family dynamics and mental illness, who are the true sad future of Armstrongism.

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's our legacy, man! Just gettin' our shots in on the way out the back door. Stuff that's on the internet stays on the internet! Eat your heart out, Bubbles! You doing anything memorable?


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Anonymous said...

1:43. Thought this blog wasn't doing 'toxicity' anymore ? What vile bullies you really are.

Anonymous said...

Most people have neither the will or the capacity for objective analysis.

Anonymous said...

1:43's comment only reads as '"toxic" if you are one of those insecure younger ministers. I'm glad to know that this blog is being read by the self-imagined elites of Armstrongism!

Anonymous said...

1:13 was toxic. 1:43 was a very measured, sofball response. 2:04 added a little humor. You? At 11:49, you just had to have something to say. I think your Mother is calling.

Anonymous said...

And what pray tell, is the sad future of 1:43:00. Is it toxic?

Anonymous said...

On the contrary...Armstrongism has brought brain "freedom" for 40 years to become woke at the fact that 3 literal days & 3 literal nights do not fit in betwixt Good Fri. & Eostre Sun.

Anonymous said...

What a liar you are 6:29. A two faced liar.

Anonymous said...

Most on here 1:15 are godless sarcastic fools, who have a form of religion and intellectual debate, but their hearts are far from being actual Christians.

Anonymous said...

6:29 What a low and disgusting individual you really are. Mocking vunerability. What a disgrace you are to the UCG Pastorship. I thank God i sensed immediately not to have you anywhere near my mothers funeral.

Anonymous said...

Apologies, 2:45. If you'll provide me the contact information for the administrator of your estate, when you die, I'll preach your funeral free of charge. Give me a rough idea of what you want me to say, and I'll write it up in advance for your approval.

Anonymous said...

The Bible tells us that we shall be judged as we judge others, 2:38. You may want to do something abour your perverted opinion of the members of the Banned community!

Anonymous said...

Bit rich after this blog's years of toxic insults, mocking and judging and even calling Sabbath keepers Satanists.

Anonymous said...

No one is committing suicide because of your bullying, no matter the depth of your betrayal or the mode of operation. Cruelty is thrown but never sticks.
God sees what you do.

Anonymous said...

And yet, you hang around presumably absorbing and resenting the toxicity! You should just shreek 'Unclean!" and go away. Nobody has ever called Sabbath keepers "Satanists" here. I know I never have because I wouldn't want to offend my Jewish and Seventh Day Adventist friends.

Anonymous said...

It has been written on this blog awhile back.

Anonymous said...

Sabbath Christians have a right to defend their faith from those who have turned against their beliefs from within.
You and your gang seek to posion people against their own beliefs and to cause havok in one of the main COG's.
I dare to come here and see what you really believe. This blog is ministry run.

Anonymous said...

"This blog is ministry run."

Exactly! UCG ministers.

Anonymous said...

even calling Sabbath keepers Satanists

Oddly enough, Satanists do keep their own idea of a Sabbath, though not from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday. And unlike the ACOGs, the Satanists' sabbath today is kept in a way that actual ancient keepers of that sabbath would recognize, not some pick-and-choose hodgepodge that they got from a failed huckster salesman.

Anonymous said...

Even so, I still wish to know why Dibar Apartian's son committed suicide out near A.C. back in the day. Was he fond of some nice lady the church did not "approve" of?

Anonymous said...

Is there a polite way to ask what the meaning or origin is of the interesting pseudonym "Phinnpoy"?

Is it Finland based (Finn)...is it a reference to the Flintstones in Hawaii when they ask "please pass the poi".

I know one thing, Vladimir Putin should have a cousin in the vending machine business...Nikolai Putin.

Anonymous said...

False flag. HWA always said it's usually the accusers who are the real doers. Has anyone actually found a time and date stamped example of someome calling sabbath keeping Christians Satanists??? Can you guys that keep making crap up about us regulars being ministers prove that you aren't also making up fake comments about us calling you Satanists. If you make up one kind of comment, it means you probably make up others. Ministers know that people who used to be COGladites usually hate them.

Anonymous said...

The only false flag is you. It's beyond fact that this blog is well and truly ministerial run.
If you get all jittery amd angry over that being well and truly exposed, you'd better have a little chat with your fearless leader from 6:37 comment, who has well and truly written a ministerial comment no ex 1975 WCG member would ever think of writing.

The Satanist jibes was from about 18 months ago on this blog.

Anonymous said...

I'm 6:37, and I'm only an ordained minister with Universal Life Church, not one of the scuzzy ACOGs! That still makes my credential way more valid than Bob Thiel's!