Monday, July 16, 2012

Apostle Malm Quitting His Work Job So His Acolytes Can Support Him



Armstrongism's latest apostle is taking the high road and quitting his job so that members can support his earth shattering ministry to the apostate Churches of God. With his KJV Bible in one hand and open hand extended towards you wallet this mighty apostle of god is ready to bring his ministry into it's triumphant glory. Time is so short that there may be no reason to continue in a regular job. The vital urgency of getting his message out to the apostates in the COG necessitates working full time on beating people with the law till all hell breaks loose at the end of this year.

I do find that I am overwhelmed with all this work and I have decided to take a working holiday away from my contracting business  to devote myself full time to this effort.  I have a couple of days of work this week and after these jobs are completed I will not take on any more outside work until or unless my financial situation becomes desperate.

I hope to do this full time at least through until after the fall Feast.  How long I can continue to devote myself full time, will depend on events and the level of support that comes in.

Dagon's Temple II is Starting to Arise

Version two of Dagon's temple is slowly starting to arise in Wadsworth.  Will Dave try to one-up Flurry with his temple?


Saturday, July 14, 2012

Dave Pack Ready To Premier The Worlds Most Advanced Web Site



Dave Pack, the most arrogant of the Church of God splinter cult leaders, is crowing on his web site about it's new design.  It is a design that is soooooooooooooooooooo mind-boggling and super-duper that it ranks number one in the entire world for religious sites.  At least in his narcissistic eyes.

Only the worlds most important church could ever manage to produce a site that is so advanced that it eclipses all other religious sites around the world.  How spectacular is that!  We are in awe Dave!  In awe! 

He writes:

State-of-the-Art Website Redesign: This Monday, July 16, marks the debut of a completely redesigned rcg.org site. The website now takes its place among the most advanced in the world, eclipsing all other religious sites!

You will soon be treated to these mind boggling features on this spectacular website:

The new version employs cutting-edge technology, and some features found nowhere else on an Internet of 600 million websites, including:
  • Full responsive design! This automatically optimizes viewing on all the thousands of types of desktop and mobile devices, including tablets and smartphones
  • A “My Bookshelf” function allows users to personalize the site
  • Streamlined navigation
  • Simplified hardcopy literature ordering
  • Notifications of news updates, literature orders, and items added to My Bookshelf
  • Expanded search capabilities
  • Stunning, productivity-enhancing surprise features available on no other site!
Visit rcg.org soon to experience these powerful, groundbreaking features!

 Once more, Big Bro Dave is kicking sand in the face of all the skinny weakling COG splinter cults.



ht: Tom