Monday, March 2, 2020

The Fastest Growing COG In Africa?



It is not who you think it is.  We have heard for several years now that Almost-arrested Elijah, Elisha, improperly blessed, and dreamy Bob Thiel, declare that his improperly named "continuing" Church of 'god" was the fastest-growing Church of God in the history of the true church. With most of his "new" members coming from other Sabbatarian groups that church hop from one money stream to another, he claims more African members than any other group.  Most of us know that is one of his many lies that rank up there with his double-blessing and dreams.

To shatter that myth along comes Wade Cox, that other professional liar, who send just sent  Bob Thiel whimpering to the corner like the sad little splinter cult leader he is.

Cox, leader of the so-called "Christian" Churches of God makes the claim that his group has more members in Africa than the old Worldwide Church of God ever had as members.  Of course, we should not forget that Cox has lied previously that half of the entire African continent were members of his cult. Cox claims he has 300,000 members, though he also says that his cult does not officially count members. This also includes many Muslims and most Sabbatarian groups in Africa.


Poor Bob Thiel.  Nothing this little guy does is ever enough. Every time he turns around some other COG has outsmarted him.

Though the question needs to be asked, has the Church of God ever had a church leader who has not been a liar?

Did Satan Send The Coronavirus To Stop COG Members From Going To The Feast?

Word has been spreading through the COG that Satan has been masterfully at work again. He has such a deep hatred for the COG that he will use any means possible in order to stop COG leaders and members from attending church, holy days and the Feast of Tabernacles. The coronavirus just may be that means.

Various countries and municipalities that are major destinations for tourists and large groups are now banning large gatherings of people. Tourism to countries like Italy and China have dropped dramatically as has air travel domestically and internationally.

COG members are worried that they will not be able to go to their favorite destinations.

All of this is egged on by various COG prophets of doom as a sure sign of the end times. With the locusts in Africa right now and the coronavirus spreading around the world, the doom prophets of the church are wetting their pants that their prophecies are coming true.

Keeping COG members immobilized with fear is the only way these foolish men have in keeping their members under control and the money stream uninterrupted.

Sunday, March 1, 2020

Wes White on "Kayfabe Gospel Preaching"


I’ve watched professional wrestling for as long I can remember.  Yeah, it’s fake, but it’s still fun.

The older I got, the more I understood what wrestling was all about.  I learned that, in professional wrestling, there’s this thing called Kayfabe.   Kayfabe has a fascinating history that goes back to the county fair carnival days of the 1800s.  
        
Wrestling Kayfabe started around the 1920s.  Wrestling Kayfabe began as the secret code of silence between the wrestlers and the referees.  And these guys made a vow to never reveal the secrets of wrestling’s not being legitimate sport.  

Today, wrestling Kayfabe has all changed.  Starting around 1986, the wrestling alliances admitted that their matches are NOT genuine sporting competitions.  Today, they acknowledge that professional wrestling is all staged.  Pre-determined.  Entertainment and not sport. 
Right now, Kayfabe is an agreement between the audience and the wrestlers -- where both the wrestlers and the audience  all acknowledge that it’s fake.  And they all agree to pretend that it’s real.  

Now, why would both the performers and the audience come to this agreement?  I mean, in any agreement, you always ask, “What does everybody get out of the arrangement?”

First, the wrestlers get paid.  

Second, the guy who owns the wrestling organization makes profit.  
And what about number three?  What does the audience get?  Well, the audience gets to be entertained.  

When a person pays money to watch a wrestling match, it’s a catharsis for that person.  It’s similar to when you go see a movie. 

When you go see a motion picture, you suspend disbelief.  Yes, while you’re sitting in the theater eating your popcorn, you’re suspending your disbelief and simply enjoying yourself. 

This exact same thing goes on in professional wrestling.  People are willing to spend money so they can sit there, suspend their disbelief, and enjoy the show.

That’s the entertainment world.  Movies and wrestling.  Now, let’s talk about the religious world.  

The Sabbath-keeping COGs have a similar relationship with their audience.  We call their audience the membership.   And everybody involved in this arrangement gets something out of it. 

First, the ministers get paid.

Second, the organizations take in money.

And third, the brethren suspend disbelief by pretending that their church is really doing the work of God.  That’s what the brethren get out of this relationship.  The pretense that their church is preaching the Gospel and feeding the flock.

I know this statement is offensive to some but, just like the wrestling fan who suspends disbelief as he sees these performers smashing each other with fake punches, members of the COGs suspend disbelief as they hear their leaders talk about how they’re preaching the Gospel.  

And I say that they’re suspending disbelief because they’re NOT preaching the Gospel.  Too many times, they’re only accomplishment is sheep stealing.

The most recent example of this is the UCG/COGWA Reno NV sheep-stealing debacle.  (See the February 9, 2020 “Banned...” article on the subject.) 

Since the 1970s (starting with the Ambassador Review), people have been calling for reform in the Armstrong COGs.  If reform is really going to happen, the first step has to be the removal of all the doctrines that HWA added to the teachings he learned from CG7.  HWA added crap doctrines like headline theology, setting dates, racism, three-tithe system, church eras, end-time apostleship, top-down government, one-true church, marking/disfellowshipping, anti-science, etc.

As long as current COGs refuse to reject Armstrongism from their belief systems, they are stuck with a Kayfabe Religion.  It’s all fake.  

Wes White may be reached at: wdwhite49@yahoo.com.
          (Wes White may be reached at: wdwhite49@yahoo.com.)